( The room of requirements. )

Me: How does this thing work? * Waves wand around and nine portals show up in the air. *

Everyone but me: * Screaming. *

Harry Ron Hermione Ginny Draco and the twins: * land on the left side of the room. *

Me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 I'm missing 8 and 9.

Neville: * Falls out of the portal that was above me and onto me. *

Me: * Falls to the ground because I'm crushed. * Get off flower boy.

Neville: Sorry. * Gets off of me. *

Me: * Stands up. * Weres Luna?

Luna: * Falls out of the portal that was above me and onto me. *

Me: * Falls to the ground because I'm crushed. *

Luna: * Get's off. *

Me: * Get's up. * What am I? A human landing pad?

Everyone: * Slinet. *

Me: Call out its name!

Harry Hermione Neville: 1 2 3!

Harry Hermione Neville and me: Jumanji!!!!

Harry Hermione Neville and me: * Laughing. *

Ron Ginny Fred George Luna and Draco: 😐

Ron Ginny Fred George and Luna: What just happened?

Draco: I have no idea.

Me: It's a muggle thing.

Harry: Why are we here?

Me: Truth or dare!

Harry Hermione Neville: Nope!

Me: Pussy's.

Ron Ginny Fred George Luna and Draco: What's that?

Me: A muggle game. You ask someone the truth or dare and they choose and then you have to give them a truth or dare.

Draco: Sounds easy enough.

Harry: Wait your playing?

Draco: Yes. Why wouldn't I?

Harry: It's a muggle game you hate muggles and I really don't want you to.

Draco: Hay!

Me: Stop it the both of you! I do not want to have to deal with your bitching.

Harry and Draco: * Stop.*

Me: Good, now we will let the readers choose who will go first and what they will have to do.

Everyone but me: * Sighs. *

Me: Ask and dare us anything!

Everyone but me: Please not me!

Me: How am I friends with any of you?

Draco: I ask myself that question on a daily basis.