(Thank you DrakFunik for suggesting these dares, they are amazing🍎🍎🍎)

Winston: * Rings a bell. * Haha, take that Amelia, I'm starting the game this time>:')

Rasmus: * Screeches. * S T O P T H A T

Bunny: * Hanging from a chandelier. * I honestly wonder how long it will take before I pass out, being a vampire and all.

Adam: * Flies in with Draco's broom and screams loudly. * Weeeeeee!

Bunny: * Hisses at Adam * I'm trying to sleep!

Draco: * To Adam * YOU'RE SUCH A BABY! WAIT TILL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT—

Winston: Your dramatic, ballet-graded fail? You should've seen those valorant sways, Anna Pavlova would cower before them!

Draco: STOP MOCKING ME!

Me: It's 1:00 am! What the hell are you guys doing up?! Adam got off that broom!

Adam: Fine. * Hops off. *

Winston: Heh, got under your skin, didn't I?

Draco: Ugh.

Luna: Hello to all you beautiful, loathsome sinners! What parties are we going to crash today?

Rasmus: Hey, you-you stole his line! She stole the r—

Winston: NO ONE CARES you angelic SKANK🥰🥰🥰

Adam: And I'm the one with the best name...

Bunny: Are you? * Sarcastically. *

Neville: What's going on?

Harry: * Runs in with Ron. * We heard and came.

Hermione: * Sprints in carrying five books. * Sorry, late-night studying! What did I miss? Any more classes?

Me: Hay, that's my book. * Snatchs it back. *

Cedric: * Walks and stands beside Adam. * Meh.

Winston: Can you be able to REMOTELY PRONOUNCE ANY OTHER AMOUNTS OF SYLLABLES, Diggory?

Cedric: Syllables?

Winston: God, you're hopeless.

Rasmus: * Yells from somewhere in the sky. * Get to the point!

Ginny: Get down here!

Rasmus: Fine.

Winston: Ok, listen up you malevolent morons! We have a few dares coming from my SISTER for our lovely 'guests' and we want to make sure they WON'T forget what's coming! First, we have one for the dank lord here...Says he has to...Wear a pink dress and say repeatedly that he is the "Princess of candy" Oh, sister, don't forget the unicorns!

Ginny: But I like unicorns...

Winston: No exceptions! Anyways, Rasmus, open up a portal in the fireplace and go get him for us, will you?

Rasmus: Sure will! Malfoy Manor! * Throws some dust in the fireplace and disappears. *

Winston: * Clasps his hands. * Now, in the meantime, Lily, Sev(Not the creator Sev, don't get mixed up) and James listen carefully because I am only very quickly saying this once: Mysisdareslilytokisssnapeinfrontofjames. There. You have it. Now please don't smite me because I don't want to kill two teachers in a row in my lifetime—

Bunny: Oh. . .this will be... .eventful.

James: * Storms in. * WHAT?!

Me: Dad calm down!

Lily: Your sister is EVIL.

Snape: * Surprised. * W-what?

Harry: She did NOT.

Winston: Yes she did🤭🤭🤭

James: I WILL—

Rasmus: * Appears in a column of fire, holding Voldemort by the collar. * Gottem!

Everyone except for Winston and Adam: How?!

Rasmus: Simple. Fake Hell can never beat Real Hell.

Adam: Exactly! This is why I love you so much.

Rasmus: ...You've just ruined my victory moment and made it better at the same time.

Bunny: Aww he's blushing.

Adam: I love my job.🥰🥰🥰

Me: You're a bi-perfect at your last here. I didn't know that was a job.

Adam: Zip it.

Me: * Whispers to Adam. * What happened to you being head over heels for Diggery?

Adam: * Blushs and whispers back. * I still am I am just trying to make him jealous by pretending to like Rasmus.

Me: It's working. A little too well.

Voldemort: * Spits out a few mothballs. * YOU LITTLE—

Rasmus: Ah-Ah-Ah, let your anger wait till the dress rehearsal, wouldja?

Winston: * Points at a mothball. * Hey, that middle one is MINE!

Bunny: I'm not going to ask, HOW you know it is YOUR mothball.

Me: Why just why are you eating a mothball? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Rasmus: * Puts Voldemort down, * Ugh. I don't have the time for this.

Voldemort: * Stops choking and breathes heavily, * A-Are you some kind of—

Rasmus: Demon? Devil? Critter of the Purgatory? Well, I do know Lucifer in person and crashed his wife's birthday party but it's more complicated than just that😇

Bunny: Idiot? Yes, he is.

Winston: STFU bitch.

Me: Demon? That just summed up half the room.

Voldemort: How...

Winston: That is for another time. Now, let's just put you to sleep here...

Hermione: Stupefy!

Me: How the hell did you get that back?

a few minutes later...

Voldemort: * Wakes up. * AUGH.

Everyone else: * Standing in a circle around him and trying not to laugh. *

Winston: * Mumbles. * Three...

Voldemort: * Yells louder when he sees his dashing princess outfit. *

Winston: * Mumbles. * Two...

Ginny: * Holding back laughter. * You need some...Refreshments...Your...Highness?! HAHAHHAH—

Me: Your majesty! * Bows. *

Voldemort: STOP THIS NONSENSE AT ONC—

Winston: * Says out loud. * One.

Umbridge: * Drops onto Voldemort with a crash. * AHHHH

Bunny and Adam: * Fist bump. *

Me: Sis don't take my book of spells to learn how to make a portle in midair.

Bunny: * Rolls eyes. * There's nothing good in there anyway. Just notes about wired new spells and poisons and a few drawings of plants that don't exist.

Me: * Glares and mutters. * Not yet they don't.

Bunny: Plant nerd.

Neville: Yes?

Bunny: Down boy.

Winston: Hello, Pinkie Pie! We're not done tormenting you just yet!

Umbridge: HOW DARE YOU FILTHY LITTLE BRATS DISOBEY ME?!

Bunny: Brats? * Dramatically. * Oh, I'm hurt! * Puts hand on head. *

Me: * Slow clap. *

Rasmus: GET ON WITH IT!

Winston: OK, you are now in the appropriate outfits, both of you, so now you have to walk across all the school hallways saying the appropriate words. Simple.

Umbridge: I WOULD NEVER—

Voldemort: YOU WILL ALL DIE—

Me: Yeah. . . We already know that. Everyone dies someday.

Winston: * Grabs both of their heads. * Do this for my sister, why don't you? You don't want to upset her, don't you?

Umbridge and Voldemort: No, we would not. We will do as told.

Winston: Good. * Releases them. *

A few minutes later...

Voldemort: * Frolics around joyfully in his dress and wand. * I am a Candy Princess, here to give out sweet dreams and candy to all beautiful children!

Umbridge: * Wearing a forced smile. * I am and smell like Cow Scat, I am and smell like Cow Scat, I am and smell like Cow Scat, I am...

Bunny: That is an insult to cow scat and princesses.

Rasmus: * Wipes some tears from his eyes, * This is so romantic, I can't🥺

Adam: * Snorts. * I know, right?!

Winston: * Smiles menacingly. *

Bunny: * Laughing. * best dare ever.

Me: * Can't breathe from laughing so hard. * I can't, it's too much!

Harry: My arm's getting tired, can I put my wand back?

Winston: Yeah, they're not fools, they won't do anything.

Luna: * Whispers in Winston's ear. * I think you forgot—

Winston: Oh, right! Lily, James, Professor. Time for your dare!

Lily: *Groans in despair. * Oh, not this.

James: I was HOPING you'd forget!

Me: Dad calm down.

James: No!

Remus: Here we go again.🤦🏼

Sirius: * Trying not to laugh. *

Snape: Oh, oh, yes, right.

Lily: It will only be a small peck.

James: * Being restrained by Bunny Adam and Amelia. *

Bunny: Adam, you are as strong as a stuffed animal.

Adam: 😐

Me: That's mean. . . To the stuffed animals.

Adam: I thought we were friends?

Me: We are.

Snape: O-Okay.

Lily: * Pecks Snape on the cheek. *

Lily: * Backs away with a concerned expression. *

Snape: * About to explode from weariness. *

Lily: I...Don't know what to feel about this.

James: Well, I know EXACTLY how I FEEL. * Starts chaseing Snape. *

Ginny: XDDDD!

Luna and Rasmus: * Reading a book. *

Adam: * Shakes hands with Cedric. * G'day.

Cedric: Good day.

Snape: * Running away from James. * Lily control your husband!

Lily: James don't it didn't mean anything! It was just a dare! * Runs after James. *

Remus and Sirius: * Laughing. *

Lily: Stop laughing you gits and help me!

Remus: OK, coming. * Running after James. *

Sirius: * Falls down laughing. * Get him, James!

Me: I don't get paid enough for this shit.

Bunny: You get paid?! Share the wealth!!

Me: No. Now if you don't mind I have to stop my dad from killing my teacher. Everyone duck.

Everyone but Ron and the adults: * Ducks. *

Ron: Gosses.

Hermonie: She means hit the deck!

Ron: What?

Hermonie: Get down you git! * Pulls him down. *

Ron: Why didn't you say so?

Hermonie:🤦🏼‍♀️

Me: Let's see if this works. * Lifts of the ground. *

Bunny: How are you doing that?

Me: Wind control. * Brings my kegs to my cheats and starts to spin. *

Ginny: What is she doing?

Me: * Makes a big blast of wind. *

Lily James Remus and Snape: * Get knocked to the floor. * Ow.

Me: * Lands. * Worked better than I thought.

Everyone: * Gets up. *

Me: Now Dad now killing Snape it was a dare.

James: 🙄

Me: Bye everyone! Please send us some dares!