Me: Everyone get in here!!!

Everyone: * Comes in. *

Me: I am bringing some new people today.

Harry: Who?

Me: It's best you don't know. * Waves wand around and three portals show up in the air. *

Voldemort Bellatrix and Snape: * Fall out of the portals. * Ow!

Harry and Neville: * Hide behind me. *

Me: * Mutters. * Weaklings

Voldemort Bellatrix: * See Harry and Neville. * Avada Kedavra! Wait where are our wands?!

Me: * Holds up wands well smirking. *

Voldemort: I demand you give me my wand back!!!

Me: No.

Voldemort: Do you know who I am?!

Me: Sadly yes. Now let's start the game!

Voldemort Bellatrix and Snape: What?

Me: Hermonie.

Hermonie: * Steps forward. * We are playing a muggle game called Truth or Dare and you three have to play if you ever want to get out of here.

Voldemort Bellatrix and Snape: What?!

Hermonie: I will not say it again.

Me: * Looks back at Harry and Neville. * Get. God you two can be embarrassing some days.

Harry and Neville: * Go hide behind Draco. *

Draco: God help me. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Me: Voldemort you have a dare.

Voldemort: I will not play such a silly childish muggle game.

Me: It's that or you get dissected alive you're choice. 😁

Voldemort: Fine. What is the dare?

Me: * Looks at the paper and starts laughing. *

Voldemort: I have very little patience.

Me: You have to dress up as a unicorn, go right in front of every single member of Hogwarts school, stick your tongue out, and default dance/do the worm while singing a series of baby songs. * Falls to the ground laughing. *

Everyone but Voldemort: * Falls to the floor laughing. *

Harry through laughs: Looks like the unicorns get the last laugh!

Me: Here. * Gives him the outfit. *

Voldemort: I will kill every one of you.

Me: Ok, we get it. Blah blah blah. Now go!

Voldemort: * In the outfit. * I hate school.

Me: Too bad so sad. * Pushes him out the door. *

Ginny: I got the computer. * Sets it up. *

( The great hall at lunch. )

Voldemort: * Stick his tongue out at every single member of Hogwarts school and default dance/do the worm. * Rock a bye baby, on the tree top, When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, And down will come baby, cradle and all. Rock a bye baby, gently you swing, Over the cradle, Mother will sing, Sweet is the lullaby over your nest That tenderly sings my baby to rest. From the high rooftops, down to the sea, No one's as dear as baby to me Wee little hands, eyes shiny and bright Now sound asleep until morning light Rock a bye baby, on the tree top, When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall, And down will come baby, cradle and all.

All the kids: * Running and screaming.*

( The room of requirements. )

Everyone: * Laughing so much it hurts. * 🤣

Me: I'm going to die from laughter. 🤣

Voldemort: * Comes back in his normal clothes. * I will get revenge.

Me: I'm more scared of the pink toad than you.

Harry: Yeah.

Voldemort: There is no person that is worse than me.

Umbrige: * Walks in looking pissed as hell. *

Me: Run!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone but Voldemort: * Runs out of there at top speed. *

Voldemort: What? * Looks around. *

Umbrige: Harry Potter! Do you really think it's funny to dress up as he who must not be named to scare little kids?! This goes beyond saying he is back!!! You will have detention for a month!!!!! * Grabs Voldemort by the ear and pulls him out of the room. *

Voldemort: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!