Me: Get in here!

Everyone but Winston: * Runs in. *

Ron: * Looks around. * Where are you?

Harry: Ow! * Gets tackled to the floor. *

Me: * Truns back. * You forgot I can turn invisible.

Harry: * Gets up. * Do you have to do that every time?!

Me: Yep!

Hermonie: I see you are doing short blue with bangs today.

Me: I love being able to shape change without having to rick a bad haircut.

Bunny: That's why you look stupid today.

Me: * Rolls eyes and changes hair. * Is better?

Bunny: No.

Me: Oh, bite me. 😝

Bunny: Eww, human blood.

Winston: * Crashes through the window. * HEY BITCHES!😍😍😍

Bunny: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU WINNIE

Winston: * Lands in front of them. * Aw, fanks☺️ this is why ur slay.

Bunny: 👿

Cedric: The truth or dare?

Me: Dare for Umbrig and Snape.

Snape: I hate this game.

Winston: CANT WAIT!😍😘

Lily: It's fun.

Snape: To you, maybe.

Bunny: You're a peach today.

Me: The dare is Umbrig has to kiss Snape.

Snape: I'm out. * Trying to leave. *

Me: * Holds up three fingers. * 1 2 3.

( Ping. )

Snape: * Falls from the ceiling. * Ow.

Me: I love making up new spells.

Snape: * Gets up. * Ten points away from Ravenclaw.

Me: I am staying with the Slirthens this term.

Winston: Yeah, she's roommates with my stepsister:)

Snape: Never mind.

James: * Slips me a twenty. *

Lily: 🤦🏼‍♀️

Me: Now time to get Umbrige here.

Adam: Are you trying to get us killed?

Bunny: Her? No. Me? Yes, I came up with this dare.

Sirius: Yeah that is a stupid idea. And I am not going back to prison for this little game of yours.

Me: Calm down. I know enough spells to get her to keep quiet.

Remus: There illegal right?🤨

Me: Maybe?

Cedric: God help us.

Bunny: Not even he can save us now.

Me: Stop being babies. * Waves wand. *

Bunny: I am 666!

Winston: Tf is a 'babies'

Umbitch, ( I mean Umbrage. Oh who am I kidding no I did not. ): * Pops up. *

Umbitch: * Looks around. * What the hell is going on here!!! Dead people helfbreads serial killers haldbloods muggles and death eaters in my school! I will not allow it! * Truns to me. * And you! What are you doing here?!

Winston: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU SCHEWPID LITTLE CUNT😍

Bunny: O_O

Winston: What? I'm not wrong?!

Bunny: Do I fall under "serial killer"?

Me: No, that's Sirius.

Me: * Not scared at all. * I go to school here, what's it to you? 💅🏻

Bunny: I can drain her of her blood if you want.

Me: No, that's what she wants a reason to hate you.

Bunny: * Huffs. *

Me: You have a dare.

Umbitch: I refuse to play!

Me: * Waves wand. * I used un unforgivable curses before once one more time?

Lilly and James: WHAT?!

Me: Bella was asking for it.

Umbitch: That will be---!

Me: Detention, yeah yeah I know. Go jump in the lake.

Umbitch: * Beonyed arngy. *

Winston: Imperio! * Points at Umbridge. *

Umbridge: * Eyes go blank. * Yes.

Me: Now please do the dare, Snape.

Snape: I would rather die.

Me: We all agree but I don't have any say on what happens here. This dare was because of one of the readers. You have to do it.

Bunny: * Cough. * me *cough*

Snape: * Mutters. * I hate kids.

Bunny: I'm not a kid.

Winston: * Giggles silently. * Now, for the best part! * Takes off the spell. *

Umbitch: * Wakes up. * What is going on here?!

Snape: * Kisses Umbitch. *

Everyone except Bunby: Ew!

Bunny: * Laughing *

Umbitch: * Slaps Snape. *

Snape: James, wash my mouth out with soap again! * Runs out of the room. *

Me: * Pusches Umbitch out of the room. *

Umbitch: What the?

Me: * Waves wand. * Obliviate. * Slams door in her face.

Bunny: * Claps. *

Me: See you in the

Bunny and Winston: Next one!

Me: * SIghs. * I quit!