Me: * Walks in. *

Luna: You are late why?

Me: The teacher asked me the same question.

Neville: * Reading. * What crazy excuse did you blurt out this time?

Me: Perfoser, my cat exploded. 🐈💣

Everyone but me: * Laughing. *🤣

Lily: Yeah, that's James kid.

Harry: So why are you late?

Bunny Enid Ajax and Winston : * Sitting in a circle doing a seance. *

Me: You know that first-year Ravenclaw that Umbitch keeps sending into panic attacks?

Ron: It happned again?

Me: Yep. Umbich found out that she was a werewolf and gave her a lot of shit about it, in front of everyone.

Bunny: * Brakes the seance. * Does she have a death wish?

Remus: That bitch.

Me: Yeah. The poor girl has a rough enough time as it is, being a biten werewolf and all.

Remus: Let me guess, Garyback?

Me: Yep. I hope he chokes on silver.

Enid: I'm a werewolf. . .

Me: I didn't mean it like that. Your a good one. Grayback is nuts!

Remus: You got that right. 

Hermonie: Is she ok?

Me: Yeah she's fine now. Sprout is taking care of her, and McGonagall is sticking it to Umbrige. I have never seen her so mad before.

Cedric: Did you hear about what Umbrige did to Jack?

Ginny: It's Jack that second-year trans Hufflepuff boy?

Cedric: Yeah, he is. Good kid.

Bunny: Yeah, he's my friend.

Me: What did she do?😠

Cedric: Umbrige dead named him.

Me: That bitch! 😡

Bunny: Oh fuck no!

Cedric: And misgendered him.

Me: Where is my knife?! 🤬

Winston: I like criticism but I draw the line at strings like that.

Bunny Enid and Ajax: Us too!

Harry: Aren't you going to spray her with a hose? As much as I would like Umbridge dead I don't want my sister in prison.

Neville: If you want to spray her with a hose go ahead, but I'm not dying today.

Me: * Stops being pissed. * Adam Cedric why are your hands banged?

Cedric: No reason.

Me: Show me.

Cedric: No it's nothing.

Adam: * Unwraping his hand. *

Me: See Adam doesn't fuss.

Adam: Only because I know you will tackle me to the ground and undo the bangers for me.

Me: * Looks at Adam's hand. * That bitch is so going to die! Did she do this to you too?

Cedric: * Nods. * But it's not a big deal. Madem Proffy gave us a potion so it won't turn into a scar.

Harry: What did that bitch do this time? * Looks to see f*g caved into Adam and Cedric's left hands. *

Bunny: I will have her sent to hell, my mom is close friends with the devil.

Winston: This is just the start, Umbridge has broken my back, taken away my wand and privileges, and even told Filch to hang me atop the school roof for hours before.

Me: OK, fine I won't kill her. But I am going to get even with that mo******ker!

Ron: So do we have any dares or truths?

Harry: I have a dare for Amelia.

Me: Oh, s**t.

Draco: Me and Potter came up with this one after the last dare.

Me: Jokes on you, I got you two to work together.

Draco: One-time thing.

Bunny: OK, sure. * Sarcasm. *

Harry: The dare is you have to sing in front of the whole school a song of your choice. 🎤

Me: Oh, hell no!

Bunny: Oh, hell yeah!

Harry: It's not like you can get any from the dare, you have to do it.

Me: Fine. Come on guys!

Luna Ginny and Neville: * Follow me out of the room. *

Harry: It's just supposed to be you singing.

Me: I don't hal***ss shit. You want to give them a show and that's what we are going to do.

( In the great hall. )

Dumbledor: We will be having some students perform for us tonight.

Me: * Walks up onto stage. *

( Music starts playing. )

Me:

Yeah, you could be the greatest, you can be the best

You can be the King Kong bangin' on your chest

You can beat the world, you could win the war

You can talk to God, go bangin' on his door

You can throw your hands up, you can beat the clock

You can move a mountain, you can break rocks

Some will call it practice, some will call it luck

But either way, you're going to the history books

Standing in the hall of fame

And the world's gonna know your name

'Cause you burn with the brightest flame

And the world's gonna know your name

And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

You can go the distance, you can run the mile

You can walk straight through hell with a smile

You can be a hero, you can get the gold

Breaking all the records they thought would never be broke

Yeah, do it for your people, do it for your pride

How're you ever gonna know if you never even try?

Do it for your country, do it for your name

'Cause there gonna be a day when you're

Standing in the hall of fame

And the world's gonna know your name

'Cause you burn with the brightest flame

And the world's gonna know your name

And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

You'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

Be students, be teachers

Be politicians, be preachers (yeah, yeah)

Be believers, be leaders

Be astronauts, be champions, be truth-seekers

Be students, be teachers

Be politicians, be preachers (yeah, yeah)

Be believers, be leaders

Be astronauts, be champions

Standing in the hall of fame

And the world's gonna know your name

'Cause you burn with the brightest flame (oh-whoa)

And the world's gonna know your name (oh, yeah)

And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

Yeah, you could be the greatest, you can be the best

You can be the King Kong bangin' on your chest

You can beat the world, you could win the war

You can talk to God, go bangin' on his door

You can throw your hands up, you can beat the clock

You can move a mountain, you can break rocks

Some will call it practice, some will call it luck

But either way, you're going to the history books, hey

I'm standing in the hall of fame

( Music ends. )

Everyone but Umbrige and Winston: * Cheares. *

Me: * Bows and walks off stage. *

( ROR. )

Bunny: I hate that song.

Winston: Both her song and that voice are awful.

Harry: I like it. She isn't that bad.

( In the great hall. )

Luna: * Walks up onto stage. *

( Music starts playing. )

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?

How the music can free her whenever it starts

And it's magic if the music is groovy

It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie

I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul

But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout a rock 'n' roll

If you believe in magic, don't bother to choose

If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues

Just go and listen, it'll start with a smile

That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try

Your feet start tapping, and you can't seem to find

How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me

We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me

And maybe if the music is right

I'll meet you tomorrow sorta late at night

And we'll go dancing baby, then you'll see

How the magic's in the music, and the music's in me

Yeah, do you believe in magic?

Yeah, believe in the magic of the young girl's soul

Believe in the magic of a rock 'n' roll

Believe in the magic that can set you free

Ahh, talking 'bout the magic

Do you believe in magic?

(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe, believer?

(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe in magic?

(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe in magic?

( Music ends. )

Everyone but Umbrige and Winston: * Cheares. *

Winston: * Screams and jumps on top of the Slytherin table. * YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!

Bunny: Calm the fuck down! * Pulls Winston off. *

Luna: * Smiles and walks off stage. *

(ROR. )

Pansy: There is no way that is her singing voice. She must have cheated.

Draco: You're just jealous that when you sing birds die instead of landing on your finger.

( In the great hall. )

Ginny: * Walks up onto stage. *

( Music starts playing. )

If all of the kings had their queens on the throne

We would pop champagne and raise a toast

To all of the queens who are fighting alone

Baby, you're not dancin' on your own

Can't live without me, you wanna, but you can't, no, no, no

Think it's funny, but honey, can't run this show on your own

I can feel my body shake, there's only so much I can take

I'll show you how a real queen behaves, oh

No damsel in distress, don't need to save me

Once I start breathin' fire, you can't tame me

And you might think I'm weak without a sword

But if I had one, it'd be bigger than yours

If all of the kings had their queens on the throne

We would pop champagne and raise a toast

To all of the queens who are fighting alone

Baby, you're not dancin' on your own

Disobey me, then baby, it's off with your head

Gonna change it and make it a world you won't forget, oh-oh, oh

No damsel in distress, don't need to save me

Once I start breathin' fire, you can't tame me

And you might think I'm weak without a sword

But I'm stronger than I ever was before

If all of the kings had their queens on the throne

We would pop champagne and raise a toast

To all of the queens who are fighting alone

Baby, you're not dancin' on your own

In chess, the king can move one space at a time

But queens are free to go wherever they like

You get too close, you'll get a royalty high

So breathe it in to feel alive (alive)

If all of the kings had their queens on the throne

We would pop champagne and raise a toast

To all of the queens who are fighting alone

Baby, you're not dancin' on your own

(Music ends.)

Everyone but Umbrige and Winston: * Cheares. *

Ginny: * Winks and walks off stage. *

( ROR. )

Harry: Wow.

Ron: Watch it that's my sister.

( In the great hall. )

Neville: * Walks up onto the stage. *

( Muice starts playing. )

Like a small boat

On the ocean

Sending big waves

Into motion

Like how a single word

Can make a heart open

I might only have one match

But I can make an explosion

And all those things I didn't say

Wrecking balls inside my brain

I will scream them loud tonight

Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song

Take back my life song

Prove I'm alright song

My power's turned on

Starting right now I'll be strong

I'll play my fight song

And I don't really care if nobody else believes

'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

Losing friends and I'm chasing sleep

Everybody's worried about me

In too deep

Say I'm in too deep (in too deep)

And it's been two years I miss my home

But there's a fire burning in my bones

Still believe

Yeah, I still believe

And all those things I didn't say

Wrecking balls inside my brain

I will scream them loud tonight

Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song

Take back my life song

Prove I'm alright song

My power's turned on

Starting right now I'll be strong

I'll play my fight song

And I don't really care if nobody else believes

'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

A lot of fight left in me

Like a small boat

On the ocean

Sending big waves

Into motion

Like how a single word

Can make a heart open

I might only have one match

But I can make an explosion

This is my fight song

Take back my life song

Prove I'm alright song

My power's turned on

Starting right now I'll be strong (I'll be strong)

I'll play my fight song

And I don't really care if nobody else believes

'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

Know I've still got a lot of fight left in me

(Music ends.)

Everyone but Umbrige and Winston: * Cheares. *

Winston: Ain't no way.

Bunny: That was like watching a turtle sing.

Rasmus: I don't think we can be friends anymore, me and Longbottom.

Neville: * Awakerd smiles and waves, walks off stage. *

( ROR. )

Hermonie: If Luna and Neville have a kid it could be rockstar.

Draco: I did not think Longbottom could sing that well.

Ron: Yeah. And we bunk with him.

( In the great hall. )

Me Luna Ginny and Neville: * Walk back onto the stage. *

Me: 1 2 3 a 1 2 3 4!

(Muice starts playing. )

Me Luna Ginny and Neville:

Do you ever feel like a misfit?

Everything inside you is dark and twisted

Oh, but it's okay to be different

'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I-I-I-I)

Can you hear the whispers all across the room?

You feel her eyes all over you like cheap perfume

You're beautiful, but misunderstood

So why you tryna be just like the neighborhood?

I can see ya, I know what you're feelin'

So let me tell you 'bout my little secret

I'm a little crazy underneath this

Underneath this

Do you ever feel like a misfit?

Everything inside you is dark and twisted

Oh, but it's okay to be different

'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I)

Do you ever feel like an outcast?

You don't have to fit into the format

Oh, but it's okay to be different

'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I-I-I-I)

Oh, so dress up fancy like Sid and Nancy (yeah)

Walking killer queen, gotta keep 'em guessin'

So, baby, come pass me a lighter

We're gonna leave 'em on fire

We're the sinners and the blessings

I can see ya, I know what you're feelin'

So let me tell you 'bout my little secret

I'm a little crazy underneath this

Underneath this, oh

Do you ever feel like a misfit?

Everything inside you is dark and twisted

Oh, but it's okay to be different

'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I)

Do you ever feel like an outcast?

You don't have to fit into the format

Oh, but it's okay to be different

'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I-I-I-I)

You're king and you're queen

You're strong, then you're weak

You're bound but so free

(Ah, ah, ah)

So come and join me

And call me Harley

And we'll make 'em scream

Do you ever feel like a misfit?

Everything inside you is dark and twisted

Oh, but it's okay to be different

'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I)

Do you ever feel like an outcast?

You don't have to fit into the format

Oh, but it's okay to be different

'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I-I-I-I)

(Music ends.)

Everyone but Umbrige: * Cheares. *

Me Luna Ginny and Neville: * Bow. *

( ROR )

Harry: They should be a band.

Adam: They are good.

( The great hall. )

Umbrige: This is unacceptable! No student is allowed to sing in the great hall! It is the rules!

Me: Book it!

Me Luna Ginny and Neville: * Run. *

Umbrige: Get back here! * Runs after us. *

Me: Accio brooms!

* Four brooms come flying at us. *

Me Luna Ginny and Neville: * Get on our brooms and take off. *

Sharptooth: * Flys in and drops a smake boomb. *

Me: Yes!

Sharptooth: * Flays over and sits on my shoulder. *

Me: Good boy.

Winston: Raz, you ready?

Rasmus: Hell yes.

( ROR )

Me Luna Ginny and Neville: * Walk in. *

Harry: That was awesome! The smoke bomb and the brooms! That was bloody brilliant!

Me: Thanks. See ya next. . .

Bunny: Next time! Me Enid and Ajax have to sing next time!!! Someone dare me! Enid or Ajax!!!

Winston and Rasmus: * Walk back in cheering and laughing. * We did it again!