Winston and Bunny: * Fly in fighting. *

Ron: Bloody hell! * Ducks. *

Winston: YOU LITTLE—GIVE IT!

Bunny: NO!

Winston: I needed that for an invention for better aerodynamic performance!

Bunny: I'll say it again in Spanish this time. No!

Winston: Kusokurae!

Lily: James stop.

James: * About to poor paint on Sirius. * Hu? * Accidentally drops the paint bucket on Sirius. * Shit! * Runs. *

Sirius: God damm it! Prongs get back here you jackass! * Runs after him. *

Remus: * Trying to read. * They will get tired and stop at some point.

Lily: Yeah your right. * Sits down and picks up a book. *

Fred George and Ginny: * Fly in on brooms playing catch. *

Neville: I'm going to go for a walk. * Leave. *

Winston: * Sitting on a broom with Axel. * My arm hurts like hell...

Axel: Oh, I'm sure it's not so bad.

Winston: * Punched him. * Oh, shut up.

( Outside. )

Me: * Sitting in a tree. * Oh, hay Neville.

Neville: Hi. Um, the others are causing hell inside, do you think you could stop them?

Me: Yeah, I can.

Neville: Well then let's go.

Me: Can't.

Neville: Why not?

Me: I'm stuck.

Neville: Come again?

Me: I can't get down.

Neville: * Facepalms. * If you can't climb down from a tree then why did you climb up?

Me: To help this little guy. * Holds up a kitten. * He kind of looks like Ed Sheeran.

Neville; Agreed. Why don't you turn into something and climb down?

Me: Can't do that either.

Neville: * Sighs. * Do I even want to know why?

Me: * Hiccups. * That's why. I can't control my powers without concentrating and I can't do that with the * Hiccups. * hiccups.

Neville: * Facepalms again. * Ok, I'll help.

( An hour later. )

Winston: * Takes back the mothball. * Ha!

Bunny: Damn it! You motherfucker!

James and Sirius: * Too tired to fight. *

Fred George and Ginny: * Sitting in the corner with broken brooms. *

Ginny: This stinks. Our brooms are broekn. You just had to fall off your broom, didn't you?

Fred: I wouldn't have fallen off my broom if you didn't punch me! * Has a black eye. *

Ginny: If you had just given me the damm ball I wouldn't have had to punch you!

Gorge: 😐😑😐

Bunny: Hay where's Amelia?

Harry: I don't know haven't seen her all day.

Bunny: Good! More fun for us! * Starts to play Cradles by sun urban. *

James: * Stands up. * She is my kid so that means she is probably in trouble.

Remus: I have had to babysit your kids for three years because they wouldn't stop meddling with order business. She is in trouble for sure.

Lily: Well we can't go look for her. * Poites to James Remus Sriirus and herslfe. * No one knows we are here, or alive for the most part.

Luna: Let go. * Leaves. *

( Outside. )

Bunny: What the fuck are you two doing in a tree?

Me: Having a tea party. 🙄

Bunny: Ha ha ha, really?

Me: We're stuck stupid.

Ron: How did that happen?

Neville: We climbed up and couldn't get down that's how.

Ron: 🙄

Ginny: Why did you climb up?

Neville: I was trying to help Amelia down.

Me: I was trying to help Ed down.

Everyone: Who?!

Me: * Holds up Ed. * The cat dumb dumbs.

Bunny: This is the real-life aces stuck in a tree meme isn't it?

Me and Neville: Yep 100%.

Harry: But couldn't you just shapeshift into something that can climb down?

Me. Oh, wow I NEVER would have thought of that! 🙄

Hermione: Then why are you still in the tree?

Me: Because * Hiccups. * I have the * Hiccups. * have the *Hiccups. * Aggg! You know what *Hiccups. * I'm trying to say!

Bunny: No keep trying.

Me: * Covers Neville's ears. * Fuck off. * Uncovers Neville's ears. *

Bunny: 🙄

Ron: What does her having the hiccups matter?

Neville: She can't control her powers when she has the hiccups.

Ron: That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Bunny: Oh have you never heard your voice. . .?

Me: * Hiccups and set a baby tree on fire. * Oh shit!

Adam: * Pointes wand at the tree. * Auguamenti. It's fine.

Cedric: Why do you have your wand back?

Me: I *Hiccups. * Trust him, not to do something * Hiccups. * dumb with it.

Luna: So that's why I also have my wand.

Neville: Me too.

Bunny: Then why don't you cast a spell and get down?

Neville: Do you really think that's a good idea? 🤨

Draco: * Tacks a picture. * I'm using this for blackmail.

Bunny: * Takes a picture too. * Same.

Winston: Adorable game!

Lucia: Oh, choke on Axel's—

Winston: * Hits her with his wand. * Shush!

Bunny: * Laughing uncontrollably. * She was going to say d-

Me: Hay!

Draco: Not you blondie him.

Me: Oh. Well I'm still going to kick your asses

Draco: * Rips the picture. *

Harry: * Confused. *

Me: I punch hard and low Harry. * Hiccups. *

Winston: The gut or between the legs?

Me: The second one.

Bunny: My blackmail however is for you, dear sister.

Bunny: I'll help my sister down, Winston you help Flower boy. * Flys up to me and helps me down. *

Me: Thank you.

Winston: * Flys up to Neville and drops him. *

Neville: Ow! Hay that hurt!

Winston: What did you think you obnoxious, fugly extraterrestrial?

Bunny: * Laughing.* That hurt flower? * Smirks. Goes behind Winston and pushes him forward so he falls onto Neville. * Oops!

Neville: Your havey.

Winston: Oh, look who's talking, Longbottom. All you have in your brain is butter beer and vultures, eh? That seems heavy enough.

Me: Leave * Hiccups. * Neville alone. * Helps Neville up. * Besides all he is thinking about is if he got an O on his test.

Winston: Don't shove me onto people then.

Axel: Unless it's me, I'll be happy.

Winston: Axel, you're my best friend, but never say that again.

Bunny: That hurt. I thought I was your best friend.

Harry: I have a question.

Me: Oh god. People step back.

Everyone: * Steps back. *

Harry: * Rolls eyes. * How do you blackmail someone, it doesn't make sense.

Me: * Sighs. * I'll let Bunny tell you later since she is evil.

Bunny: Hell yeah I am!

Me: Not a compliment. * Grows wings. * Race ya back! * Grabs Ed and tacks off. *

Bunny: No fair! Cheater! * Flys after me. *

Winston: Hah! * Flies ahead of the both of them. * Snooze ya loose!

Bunny: See Amelia? This is what we call a bitch. Better known as a Winston. * Flips him off. *

Me: Stop ya winning! * Flys ahead. * Ow, stupid wing!

Harry: I feel replaced.

Neville: They did grow up together mate.

( Back in ror. )

Me and Bunny: * Fly in at the same time. *

Winston: * Sitting on the table, relaxed. * God, you two are slow.

Me: * Huffs. * I would have flown faster if I had used dragon wings instead of these stupid father ones. Damm things got caught on a branch. * Flaps wing weakly before making it disappear. *

Winston: Yap yap yap yap, close your mouth before the world drowns in your babbling!

Me: 🙄

Lucia: You're not any better!

Winston: Blasphemy!

Harry: And it's a tie!

Me and Bunny: Damm.

Winston: Hey! Don't ignore—

Adam: Winston, you don't count.

Lily: Where were you?!

Me: Stuck in a tree. But I get this little guy down! * Holds up Ed. *

Sirius: Oh great a cat.

Me: Jealous?

Sirirus: * Rolls eyes. * No I'm just more of a dog person.

Me: Same, so... Who wants to keep the little guy?

Fred: Are you really Auctioning off a cat?

Me: Yep!

Remus: I guess I could keep him.

Sirirus: Ow.

Remus: Oh hush. But yeah I could keep a cat, they are not so hard to take care of.

Me: OK, then he's yours. * Hands him Ed. *

Lupin: Why is he named Ed?

Me: Because he looked like Ed Sheeran.

James: Wiat how do you know Ed?

Me: How do you?

James: We went to school together.

Harry: No why?

Sirius: Yeah. He was a muggle Hufflepuff kid. Whated to be a singer.

Me: Well he is. And a good singer too.

Winston: Ugh, gingers.

Ron: UGH, JAPANESE.

Winston: Stop blowing your fiddle, Weasley. The scent of your imperfection is PUNGENT.

Lucia: Smells like fish.

Ron: W-How?!

Me: * Giggling. *

Bunny: Yeah!

Hermione: He is good. I love the song Castle on the Hill.

Ron: Who?!

Remus: You should have heard of him considering you look a lot like him.

Me and Bunny: * Truns to face each other. * Too ginger and chubby to seal music. * Burst out giggling. *

Ron: Oh please. I'm skinner than the both of you.

Me: Skinner than me, yes, but not skinner than my sister.

Bunny: * Sassy hair flip. * 👱‍♀️

Winston: Heh, I'm just a bag of bones.

Axel: I work out...sometimes. The other Ravenclaw kids think I'm too thick-headed to be in their house.

Me: Besides I could shapeshift to not have organs or ribs. But dissolving bones, muscles, organs, cartilage, and ligaments is a son of a bitch.

Ron: * Shurters. * There is a mental image I wish I never had.

Me: * Chukles evilly. * I love freaking people out.

Harry: So any truth or dares?

Me: Um, yeah. A dare for Hermione.

Hermione: Oh no. Why couldn't be a truth?

Me: Well you got one when this first started but you eared the minds of everyone but me. I can let you skip this dare if I get to tell them. 😏

Hermione: Don't you dare!

Me: Why?

Hermione: That's blackmail.

Me: I'm a Potter, that hasn't stopped us before.

Sirius: No shit.

James: * Laughing. *

Hermione: Bite me.

Bunny: She was raised by vampires, she might take you up on that.

Me: So will you do the dare or will I spill the beans?

Hermione: What's the dare? 😠

Me: Grumoy grumpy, no wonder you can't get a date.

Hermione: Oh like you're a peach. I don't think you have even been asked out before.

Me: In fact I have.

James: What? Come again? Who?

Bunny: Spill the tea.

Me: It was the Yule ball. Some third-year Hufflepuff boy, I don't even know his name. I think he just wanted to go to the ball. And a few other people have asked me out no I know or care to know.

Winston: I remember at the Yule ball around ten people asked out Axel, it was hilarious...He was terrified.

Axel: Please... Don't mention it.

Me: I was too. Even a few girls asked me out. Be honest, do I look like a lesbian?

Bunny: A little.

Me: I don't know if that's a comment or an insult.

Winston: Remember the amortentia?

Axel: I might throw up.

James: I'm getting you a taser.

Sirius: Calm down mate.

James: No. I am not letting anyone date my kid. The boys here can't be trusted.

Remus: Do you re,mbere how you acted as a kid?

James: Yeah that's the problem.

Me: Anyway... The dare is that you and Pnasy have to spend the day together!

Hermione: Oh god.

Pansy: I hate my life.

Me: Yeah yeah heard it a hundred times this week. Go. * Pointes out the door. *

Pansy and Hermione: * Leave. *

Draco: This is going to be funny! * Laughing. *

Ron: You really don't like Hermione do you?

Draco: I hate Granger, but I wasn't laughing at her. I was laughing at Pasny.

Ron: Why?

Draco: Becouse no matter how annoying Granger is Pansy is worse.

Ron: Damm she must be really bad becouse Hermione can be a pain.

Me: Both of you are going to be dead if they hear that.

Draco: Ah, half dead anyway.

Bunny: Ha! I'm already dead!

Sirius: Are you ok?

Draco: Not really.

Me: Ok....

(Later that day. )

Hermione: * Walks in wearing a black dress. *

Ron: Wow.

Hermione: I know I hate it too.

Ron: No I was going to say you look nice.

Bunny: Yeah looking good.

Hermione: I guess it's just not me.

Me: Here. * Waves wnad over Hermione. *Hermione: * Now wearing a simpe sumer dress. * Thank you. This is much more me. What do you think?

Ron: Still pretty.

Hermione: Thanks. Now I have to go to my room and put away from of the new clothes that Pasny made me buy. She is very annoying but a good shopper.

Me: So you like some of the stuff she got you?

Hermione: Some of it. The rest is going to Goodwill when I get back home. * Leaves. *

Pansy: * Walks in. * Boy is she annoying. Such a know-it-all all. I just wanted to sew her mouth shut.

Winston: You better shut your mouth before I shove a dead niffler in that stinkhole.

Draco: Funny I have wanted to do the same to you.

Pansy: Go burn in hell. * Storms out. *

Draco: Good cane I'm going there anyway.

Me: Join the club. * Chugs a butterbeer. *

Bunny: It's safe to say everyone in the room is going to hell by Christian standards. Half of us aren't straight and the other half are jerks.

Draco: Yeah, I'm a jerk.

Bunny: No shit.

Me: Anyway bye guys!