Everyone but me: * Playing card games. *

Rasmus: * Burns his card angrily*

Winston: Welp, there's another game card ruined.

Adam: Ugh...

Harry: Where is Amelia?

Me: * Walks in. * Here I am. Sorry, I'm late.

Ron: What the hell is that sitting on your shoulder?!

Me: The reason why I'm late.

Lucia: * Opens her eyes. * Hm?

Harry: Yeah! What the heck is it?

Me: Guys this is Muffin. Muffin this is everyone. Muffin is a grasshopper mouse.

Hermione: But they aren't found here.

Me: Yeah your right. We believe that a student took some home with them after a trip to America and brought them to school where they got lost.

Harry: All that work for a boring old mouse?

Me: Grasser hopper mise are not boring!

Ron: Prove it!

Me: * Truns to muffin and starts talking in the mouse. * Muiffn say hi.

Muffin: *Howls. *

Everyone but me: * Shocked. *

Lucia and Adam: * Shrugged. *

Ron: The fuck!

Me: 😏

Sirius: It looks like we found Remus a pet.

Bunny: Yeah, but it sounds more like you old man.

Remus: * Slaps Sirius upside the head. *

Sirius: Ow!

Muffin: * Squikes. *

Me: She says boring my furry ass.

Lucia: * Smirks. *

Winston: Awww can I pet it?

Rasmus: NO. It's probably hellspawn.

Bunny: I like this little mouse.

Luna: What other stuff does she do?

Me: Well grasshopper mice have high immunity to scorpion venom. And they don't just eat grass seeds they are hunters.

Lucia: I swear I've heard that somewhere before.

Ron: You're joking!

Me: Nope! Muffin here is a little killer. Grasshopper mice howl after they kill to tell others to back off and let them eat.

Winston: Aww, just like Lucy, that's adorable

Lucia: Kill yourself.

Winston: That's so mean, why would you say that🥺

Lucia: I—

Winston: Besides, didn't you just get your arm amputated? I need to take care of you before I die😤

Lucia: YOU LITTLE PRICK!

Harry: Dang.

Me: Yep. Now there is a dare for everyone here but me.

Lucia: Fucking a—

Bunny: Oh, god.

Me: Oh, no you guys will like this. It's me who will hate this dare.

Ron: What is it?

Me: The dare is, I dare you all to try and sweep Amelia off her feet in any way you can. Good luck bitches!

Lucia: Gross.

Adam: Agreed.

Me: Duble agreed.

Cedric: How the hell are we supposed to do that?

Ginny: Pick up lines? I don't know. The last guy that flirted with her got kicked so hard he won't be able to have kids.

Adam: Fucking loser.

Lucia: Tripped himself while running too, pathetic.

Me: Smart choice. So let's just agree this is a stupid idea.

Harry: No. We have to do the dare.

Neville: I have an idea.

Winston: * Rolls up his sleeves. * I'm going to wash my mouth out with soap.

Rasmus: I have a feeling I'm going to cry.

Draco: Well this ought to be good. 🙄

Neville: * Picks me up and flings me over his shoulder. * There done.

Me: Neville Longbottom! You put me down right now or I swear to god!

Sirius: Been there. Never piss off people bigger than you.

James: For you thats everyone.

Remus: * Laughing. * I remember that.

Sirius: You put me on a shelf in the library. I couldn't get down until the next day when Flitwix found me.

Tonks: * Burts out laughing. *

Sirirus: Your takeing his side?!

Tonks: Yep.

Lily: We all agree you had it coming.

Sirius: * Huffs. *

Harry: Dude what are you doing?! She is going to kill you.

Neville: It said to sweep her off her feet it never said how. Besides she aroace this was the only thing we could do the dare.

Winston: Yesss, aroace queen!

Me: Put me down right now flower boy! I swear when you let me down I'm going to get even!

Lucia: * On her broom with Adam. * Let's see.

Rasmus: Show-off.

Lucia: You better shut your trap or I'll tear your eye out of your face.

Rasmus: Okay, okay! Chill.

Ron: I would put her down if I was you.

Neville: Are you kidding? She will murder me for this.

Me: Damm right!

Neville: The only way that doesn't happen is if I don't let her get her feet back on the ground.

Me: Looks like we'll be doing this the hard way then. * Gives Neville a wet willy. *

Neville: Ew! * Acddintly drops me. *

Winston: * Snickers. *

Rasmus: * Looked away in shame. * Oh god.

Adam: * Starts to cackle. *

Me: Ow! Jackass!

Neville: I wouldn't have dropped you if you didn't give me a wet willy!

Me: I wouldn't have given you a wet willy if you didn't lift me off the bloody floor!

Neville: Not my fault we got that stupid dare!

( Five minutes of half-ass fighting later. )

Me: Why are we agreeing again?

Winston: Erm...Pretty sure it was—

Rasmus: Shut up! We don't want her to remember.

Neville: I forget.

Me and Neville: * Laugh. *

Harry: What just happened?

Luna: To aces getting into a fight for no reason.

Me: Hay Bunny who gave us that dare?

Bunny: Wednesday, one of my girlfriends at my school

Me: Thanks. Neville want to see America?

Neville: Sure.

Me and Neville: * Leave the room. *

Ron: And what was that?

Luna: Two aces agreeing to get even with someone halfway across the world.

Winston: That's nice.

Ginny: Bye folks. * Runs out of the room. * Drop it you two! We can just send a dare back! No reason to go there yourselves.

Me and Neville: Awwww.

Me: Fine we won't go but I am giving her a dare she won't forget.

James: * Grins. *

Lily; Oh, god.

Me: Buy!

Lucia: * Falls off the broom. * shit!

Adam: *Catches her* Get up, get up! I'm not done yet!

Winston: The hell?

Lucia: Don't. You. Dare. I swear to the heavens above if you even come near me with that Make-up bottle again, I will dismember you.

Rasmus: Not like you're already dismembered.

Lucia: That's IT, pretty boy. Say goodbye to your vision.

Rasmus: Hey! Harmless joke!

Winston: * Runs over. * Ooo, what did I miss?