Me and Neville: * Playing cards. *

Lucia: * Asleep.*

Adam: * Wakes up. * Hm? Oh, hey Lucia.

Lucia: * Keeps sleeping. *

Me: I win.

Neville: * Sighs. * How are you so good at that?

Me: I've been playing war since I was 5, and it all comes down to luck. Round two?

Neville: Sure.

Ginny: I verve winner.

Remus and Sirius: * Walk in bickering. *

Me: * Throws down card. * *Mutters. * Snape was right, you two do bicker like an old married couple.

Winston: I could've been the flower boy.

Me: * Snorts. * And me the ring bearer.

Bunny: * Snickers. *

James: Out of the 11 years I have known them I have never met anyone who bickers as much.

Harry: I bet Ron and Hermonie do.

James: Dought it.

Ron and Hermonie: * Walk in bricking. *

Rasmus: Speak of the devil. -_-

James and Harry: It's a tie.

Me: Oh, just shut up already! Silencio!

Ron, Hermione, Remus, and Sirius: * Can't talk. *

James: Where did you learn that?! That's 6th-year magic.

Me: Flitwix has been teaching me advanced magic.

Ron: * Still trying you argue with Hermonie even though he can't talk. *

Hermonie: 🙄

Remus: * Argueing with Sirus in sing laungeg. *

Sirius: * Confused. * * Glares at Remus and blows a rasburry. *

Harry: God and people say I'm immature!

Bunny: And I'm not?

Me: I will only take the curse off if you all stop fighting and tell me what the hell is going on here so I find out who is right. My money is on Hermonie and Remus.

Ron and Sirius: 😦

Lucia: Why...Are we betting on this?

Winston: C'mon, bitch, it's fun!

Lucia: Call me that again.

Winston: Oh, you're so petty.

Bunny: Bitch!!!

Me: * Removes the spell. *

Sirius: He started it! * Pointes to Remus. *

Remus: Did no! And what are you, five?

Me: Remus you go first.

Remus: He snuck off and pulled a prank on Flinch.

Sirius: So?! What is the big deal? So he has blue hair it's not going to kill him!

Remus: Someone saw you! That's the big deal!

Sirius: How do we even know the first year knew how I was?

Remus: Maybe by the fact that she screamed Sirius Black is in the caste and ran off screaming.

Bunny: I can eat the child, problem solved.

Me: * Trying not to laugh. * OK, Remus wins this one, and I will erase the first year's mind later. Ron Hermonie?

Hermonie: He's just a git.

Me: Fair enough.

Ron: Hay!

Me: So we have a dare today! And it's for Cedric! And it's from Bunny girl girlfriend Enid.

Cedric: Oh, no.

Me: Oh, yes! 😏

Adam: I have questions. But I don't have time, I have to get to class. * Leaves. *

Lucia: * Narrows her eyes. * Hm.

Cedric: What crazy thing do I have to do?

Me: * Whispers him the dare. *

Cedric: No why! No way in hell, am I doing that!

Me: Scared?

Cedric: A little.

Me: Stop whining. Women up!

Cedric: No.

Me: I swear all the boys in this school are weaklings!

Harry Ron Draco The twins James Sirius Winston, and Rasmus: Hay! We are not weak!

Winston: Weaklings?!? I'm offended.

Rasmus: I survived Hell and back, and you're calling ME weak.

Bunny: Oh boo hoo hoo hoo. Shut up. * Giggles. *

Me: Yes.

Neville: I'm not going to lie. The girls could kick my butt.

Me: Thank you, Neville.

Rasmus: Well...That's true.

Remus: The kids got a point.

James: You're siding with my daughter on this?

Remus: All I'm saying is you dropped dead first then Lily.

James: 😧

Sirius: * Burts out laughing, *

Lily: Thanks Lupin. * Highfives Remus. *

Me: So get on with the dare.

Cedric: No.

Me: You have to!

Cedric: No I don't.

Me: Don't test me, boy. I tied you up and locked you in a broom cupboard once and I can do it again.

Cedric: Go ahead.

Me: You've got a lot of nerve for a Hufflepuff.

Cedric: Thank you.

Me: Do the dare.

Cedric: No.

Me: Yes.

Cedric: No.

Me: Yes!

Cedric: No!

Me: Yes!

Cedric: No!

Me: Yes!

Cedric: No!

Me: Yes!

Cedric: No!

Me: Yes!

Cedric: No!

Me: Yes!

Cedric: No!

Me: No!

Cedric: Yes! I mean wait? God damm it!

Me: Ha! No takebacks!

Cedric: No fair! You tricked me!

Me: * In sing-song voice. * Alls fair in love and war!

Cedric: Fine I will do the dare. * Leaves room. *

Harry: Wait he gets to leave for the dare?!

Me: Yeah the other person in the dare had to leave for class.

Ron: But the only other person out of the room is Adam.

Me: Exactly.

Luna: * Reading the dare. * This Enid is evil. I like it. * Smiles. *

Tonks: What was she dared to do?

Me: You will see. * Sets up the computer. *

( Outside of the DADA classroom. )

Adam: Oh, hay Cedric! I didn't know you were allowed out of that torture room.

Cderic: I got a dare.

Adam: That stinks. What's the dare?

Cedric: Um, this. * Kisses Adam. * ( To any people who thought this wouldn't happen you were wrong. )

Adam: * Kisses back. *

Cedric: * Pulls away. * Um, bye. * Runs off. *

( ROR. )

Bunny: * Facetimeing Enid and the others. *

Bunny Enid Ajax Bianca, and Wednesday: Ship it!!

Lucia: Oh what the fuck.

Winston: ...Damn. * Starts clapping. *

Rasmus: * Shocked. *

Me: That pussy ran off! 🤦‍♀️

Ginny: About time that kissed.

Winston: Hehe, Lucia, you're maaaaad~

Lucia: K!\\ yourself.

Rasmus: Let him be happy for himself, how bout.

Lucia: STILL—

Me: Calm down, lass. Him and Cedric are a thing get over it. If Adam dated everyone that fell for him he would have one hundred girlfriends.

Winston: * Joking. * You have me.

Lucia: I'd rather jump off a flight of stairs than go near your acid odour.

Winston: * Joking. * And I'd be at the bottom of the staircase, just in case you fall in my arms;)

Bunny: * Hangs up phone. * Winston, I think you are just fucking stupid! Date her!? You'd have more luck and happiness from a fucking rat!!

James Sirius and Remus: No. No, you wouldn't.

Winston: Honey, I'm joking.

Lucia: I would make you cry if you weren't.

Winston: I don't have tear ducts.

Lucia: * Smacks him and Bunny with a broom. *

Winston: Ow! Also, worth a shot!

Bunny: I am going to drink you dry! * Tackle her. *

Me: * Pulls Bunny off. * Down girl! Down! Calm down you oversized bat!

Lucia: You're lucky I haven't impaled you like—

Rasmus: We don't talk about that.

Lucia: Right. The deal. Blah, blah, blah. Huzzah

Winston: You used to be one of Grindelwald's jailers, right? How were you even alive?

Lucia: Don't...Ask.

Bunny: * Smacks her. * Hah!

Lucia: You both are INFURIATING.

Me: * Sprays her with water. * Cool it, princess.

Lucia: Don't 'princess" me, creature.

Me: Creature? Oh I like that. Much better then a human. Thank you.

Winston: Plus, I'm the princess here. Legally signed by Severus Snape.

Rasmus: No way...

Cedric: * Walks in red face. *

Me: Enjoy your kiss?

Cedric: Bunny your girlfriend is mean. * Walks to his room. *

George: What got into him?

Fred: Don't know. Want to prank him?

George: Sure!

Me: No!

Winston: You go near his room, I'll shove you straight into the underground waterfall in Gringotts.

The twins: Awwwww.

Me: He is probably sad that he had to kiss Adam on a dare, and now Adam might think that it didn't mean anything.

Ron: For being aroace you sure know a lot.

Winston: I'm surprised that I can confirm that's true.

Rasmus: Oh please.

Me: Yeah, it sucks. Love is dumb.

Bunny: Says the girl that medless in the love life of everyone in her school.

Me: A girl got to have a hobby!

Adam: * Walks in. * Did you dare Cedric to kiss me?

Me: No, my sister girlfriend did.

Adam: It was wired.

Ron: But don't you like him?

Adam: I-

Ron: Not like you hide it mate.

Adam: * Sighs. * I do, but I don't think he likes me. He just ran off.

Me: He's Hufflepuff, he does dumb stuff. Trust me he likes you.

Adam: He...He does?

Bunny: Yes you dumbass!

Lucia: Yeah.

Rasmus: Someone's saltyyy!

Lucia: * Smacks him with her broom. * SHUT IT.

Me: Yeah. A lot. In fact, he won't shut up about you. It's getting annoying.

Adam: Really?

Me: Bitch did I stutter?

Adam: I'm not sure if I should talk to him. I will give him some time.

Lucia: * Angered. *

Adam: Hey L—

Lucia: Do NOT. Talk to me.

Adam: Did I do something?

Me: No you didn't do anything wrong. 

Bunny: Adam, now you're fucking stupid!! You're friends with that bitch! Ugg! * Flys up and sits on the Chandler*

Winston: No, you fugly idiot, she's my POOKIE!

Winston: Hey, it's just Adam, you can get over it.

Me: No you didn't do anything wrong.

Lucia: We've known each other for almost our whole lives, he's like a little sibling, I can't just 'get over iT'!

Winston: Well, it's not that bad, it isn't the end of the world...But if you think it is-

Lucia: Winston, stop it.

Winston: Ughh, you never let me have any funnnnn!

Lucia: I thought that you were a mankisser.

Winston: Nope, I'm aroace but I have exceptions:)

Me: Yes! Join the club! Want to invade Denmark?

Winston: Sure.

Neville; We plan to invade in the spring.

Lucia: Oh, curse me.

Winston: You're never getting rid of me, babes;)

Lucia: DIE. * Storms off. *

Adam: Why is she so mad?

Me: She is just mad that you Frenched Cedric instead of her.

Adam: I did not, it was just a kiss.

Bunny: * Sharl mimmking Jim voice(gooogle it). * With tongue.

Winston: With tongue! Comedy gold.

Me: I have cameras everywhere.

Adam: You are a strange little girl.

Me: I'm not little, I am just more down to earth than most people that's all.

Adam: Yeah right. * Leaves. *

Me: OK. Bye, folks!

Bunny: Bye fuckers!

Winston: Oh, by the way, there's nothing romantic with Adam and Lucia—

Rasmus: SHUT UP!!!

Winston: But the viewers get mixed signals.

Rasmus: Right...Right, right.