Me: Time to scream bloody murder. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Everyone: * Walks up screaming. *😱

Me: * Falls down laughing. *🤣

Ginny: I hate you.

Me: Love you too.🤣

Pansy: You are more looney than Lovegood.

Luna: Hay!

Me: * Throws a soda can at Panys head. *

Pansy: Ow!

Me: No get up you lassy log rats! * Stars banging pots and pans. *

Harry: I will never sign up for the military.

Everyone: * Get's up and ready. *

Me: Now you lot have a few dares.

Everyone: * Growns. *

Me: Stiffen up you daisies!

Harry: What gotten into you?

Me: I don't know or care.

Neville: Luna, you think she has Wrackspurts?

Luna: No, they would be scared of her.

Me: Now here are the dares! Harry has to act like he has schizophrenia and do that until someone gets panicked, doesn't matter who. Draco to admit his darkest secret, it has to be serious and do the chicken dance in front of the whole school.

Draco: Why do people hate me?

Harry: I can think of a few reasons.

Me: Hermione, has to tell everyone you know that you hate books from now on and stop reading and just pretend to dislike books until Ron finally can recite an entire Potions book. Ron has to recite an entire potions book, do not cheat Prise any way that'll give you an advantage, also just go to wherever Umbridge lives and troll her with things like weird letters until she goes insane.

Hermione: * Truns to Ron. * You better be quick!

Ron: Yes, ma'am!

Hermione: Good.

Me: Here take this. * Holds out a bottle. *

Draco: I know that's Veritaserum.

Me: I know you know now take it.

Draco: Fine. * Takes a sip of Veritaserum. *

Harry: Well?!

Draco: That tastes funny. 😝

Me: Just spit it out dragon boy.

Everyone but Draco: * Giggling. *

Draco: My dad used Cruciatus Curse on me and wants me to become a death eater! * Covers mouth. *

Everyone: * Shocked. *

Draco: He's going to kill me.

Me: 🤬

Luna: Um... Amelia you there?

Neville: * Squits me with a garden hose. *

Me: * Spits out water. * I'm calm.

Ginny: Yeah right. 🙄

Harry: Where did you get...

Neville: Harry, think.

Harry: Oh, right!

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️

Me: Get! * Shoses them away. *

Ginny: I will get the computer ready. * Sets it up. *

Me: I will be sending your dad a few howlers.

Draco: I know that's you being nice so I will allow it.

( In the halls. )

Harry: * Acting like he has schizophrenia. *

Snape: Harry what are you doing?

Harry: I'm trying to cash that bird. * Points to nothing. *

Snape: What bird?

Harry: That one! * Runs off. *

Snape: What?

( The room of requirements. )

Everyone: * Laughing. * 🤣

( In the halls. )

Harry: * Still trying to catch an imaginary bird. *

Snape: Ok, this has got to stop. * Dragging Harry to the hospital wing. *

( At the hospital wing. )

The nurse: He is showing signs of schizophrenia.

Snape: Oh, god. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Harry: There the bird!

The nurse: I think it would be best if we get Dumbledor.

( The room of requirements. )

Everyone: * Laughing. * 🤣

Ginny: I think he is scaring Snape.

Luna: No kidding!

( At the hospital wing. )

Dumbledor and McGonagall: Wakls in. *

The nurse: McGonagall what are you doing here?

McGonagall: I think I know what's going on with Harry.

Snape: Really?

McGonagall: * Nods. *

Dumbledor: Harry, is this a dare?

Harry: Yeah. 😁

Dumbledor: * Hands McGonagall five pounds. *

McGonagall: Thank you. * Walks away. *

( The room of requirements. )

Everyone: * Laughing. *

Me: I always thought they made bets!

Luna: Me too!

( At the great hall. )

Hermione: * On the Grifendoor table. * I hate books! * Gets down. *

Draco: * Doing the chicken dance. *

Ron * Reading. * Good job. *

Hermione: Finshs reading quick!🤬

Ron: I'm trying. * Starts reading faster. *

( The room of requirements. )

McGonagall: She is going to kill him.

Everyone: * Jumps back. *

McGonagall: Don't worry I won't tell Umbridge.

Me: Oh, thank you.

McGonagall: See you in class. * Walks out. *

Fred and George: She is awesome!

( At the library. )

Ron: * Shuts book. * I'm done!

Everyone: Shhhh!

Ron: Sorry. * Leaves. *

( The room of requirements. )

Harry: That's Ron all right.

Me: I'm not sure if it's the fact that Ron is scared of Hermione or because he is head over heels for her but she can get him to read that's for sure.

Ginny: She would be a great sister-in-law.

Fred and George: Yeah!

( In the halls. )

Ron: I finished reading it.

Hermione: About time!

Ron: Here. * Gives her the book. *

Hermione: Thanks! * Starts reading. *

( The room of requirements. )

Me: Now we get to have some fun. Everyone grab a howler and a book of curse words!

Everyone: * Making howlers. *

Me: * Whislets. *

Sharptooth: * Flys in and grabs the letters. * .

Me: Hi Sharptooth.

Luna: Awww! Cute!

Ginny: What?

Me: I don't have an owl plus they are asleep at this time of day.

Ginny: Oh.

Me in dragonese: Now take this to Umbrage.

Sharptooth: * Nodds and flays off. *

( At the great hall. )

Umbridge. * Eating. *

Sharptooth: * Lands and give her the laters. *

Umbrige: Get away from me you little lizard!

Sharptooth in dragonese: Me like to flicka-flame to land prisoners that look like stink fish. I do like to set fire to humans that smell like haddock. * Flys off. *

( The room of requirements. )

Everyone: What?

Me: * Laughing. *🤣

( At the great hall. )

Umbridge: * Opens the letters. *

The howlers: * Yelling at her. *

( The room of requirements. )

Luna: I think Sharptooth put one in there.

Me: Yes, yes, he did.

Sharptooth: 😈

Me: Well, we have to go. See you soon! Please give us more truth or dares!