Me: I'm back from the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey said it wasn't anything too serious.

Sirius: You called?

Winston: You walked right into that one. Poof.

Me: Yeah I did.

James: Have any of you seen Remus?

Lily: No I haven't.

Cedric: * Shack's head no. *

Winston: No, sorry.

Me: No. I can't believe I lost my new godfather. Where could he be?

Sirius: Well, he can't be lost. He knows this place inside and out.

Remus: * Runs in and shuts the door looking scared. *😬

Sirius: Grayback chasing ya?

James: * Pinches Sirius. *

Sirius: Ow. Ok, it was uncalled for. Sorry.

Remus: * Shacks head. * I remember him being less scary.

Me: It can't be that bad. * Opens the door to see Umbridge. *

Winston: ...Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me.

Umbridge: Busted.

Me: * Wimpers and hides behind, Remus. *

Remus: * Hides behind, Sirius. *

Sirius: * Hides behind, James. *

James: * Hides behind Lily. *

Everyone but Snape and Winston: * Hinds behind me. *

Winston: *Growled in frustration then found a window in the room, then sprung into the air and shooting through the window, breaking it as he escaped.*

Umbridge: *Glanced one second at the broken window* Damn it...

Snape: I'm out of here. * Tries to walk out. *

Umbridge: Nope. You are explaining what is going on.

Snape: * Sighs. *

Me: * Points wand at her. * Stupefy!

Umbridge: * Passes out. *😪

Everyone but me: * Shocked. *

Me: I regret nothing.

Harry: Yes! Best sister ever.

Me: Ok, now let's get her out of her and make sure she will forget.

Snape: * Drags Umbridge out of the room. *

Me: Obliviate! We won't have to worry about her anymore.

Winston: * Crashes in front of them* Ooo, toad dissection!

James: Don't tell me she is your teacher?!

Me: Sadly yes. She is so many kids boggart it's sad. One first year in Ravenclaw was having panic attacks because of her.

Winston: Bloody hag hates Half-Bloods too.

Lily: ...Let me at that..!

James: Calm down. No one can know we are back, remember?

Lily: * Huffs. *

Me: Ok, let's start the truths and dares.

Hermione: Great. So, I have to act like Draco all day?

Me: Yeah. Sorry, I know you hate his guts.

Winston: Just don't overdo it, dear.

Harry: Where is he anyway? Most of the time he would have said something stupid by now.

Me: * Waves wand around and a portal shows up in the air. *

Draco: * Falls out of the portal. * Ow!

Winston: * Caught Draco, but immediately drops him to the floor with a deadpan look on his face.*

Me: * Helps him up. * What the bloody hell happened to you?!

Ron: She is useing britch slang.

Harry: This can't be good.

Draco: * Has a nose bled bruises and a limp. * I'm fine. 🤕🤥

Me: And I'm the lost fairy princess of Norway. 🧚‍♀️👗🙄

Draco: Whatever.

Winston: Hmm...Kinky.

Draco: What.

Winston: What?

Me: OK, we better move on.

Hermione: Herry up halfblood!

Me and Winston: You are so lucky you said that on a dare.

Me: Now introducing! He Who Must Not Be Named! The Dark Lord! Voldy-Moldy! Mister- No Nose! The Britches Hitler! Voldemort!

Winston: No 'My favourite homicidal grandpa figure'? 'Moldy Cheese'? 'Puzzle?'

Cedric: * Smirks. *

Voldemort: * Walks in. * Really?

Me: * Girns. *😁

Voldemort: * Points to James Lily and Cedric. * How are you alive?! I killed you! * Points to Sirius. * And Bellatrix said she killed you!

Winston: Oh, kiss our ass.

Me: * Mutters. * You would be surprised what a pocket mirror can do.

Remus: Looks like your little girlfriend lied to you. Yeah, that sounds wrong.

Sirius: Really wrong.

Winston: Voldy got himself an itty bitty emo thot? That's messed up.

Me: * Holding back giggles. *🤭

Voldemort: Wby am I here in a room with muggle half-blood and halfbred filth?

Me Harry Neville Hermione Lily and Remus: * Pissed. *😡

Winston: Oh, I'll show you filthy you horny c—

Cedric: Winston. Not. Now.

Me: You are here to play a game just like last time. I will not be telling you how any of these people are alive or didn't die. You make one wrong move like that again and it will be your downfall. Got it? 😡

Sirius: That's Lily's kid all right.

Me: You and Harry will be locked inside a room for thirty minutes no magic no nothing. If you hurt my brother I swear to god you will pay for it. 😡

Voldemort: Graet another Potter!

Lily: That's right bi*ch.

Me: Now get.

Harry and Voldemort: * Walk into a room. *

Me: * Sighs and starts a timer. * This is going to be a long day.

Winston: * Fake snores. *

Hermione: Suck it up!

Harry: You're supposed to act like Draco, not my sister.

Hermione: How dare you talk to me like that?! My father will hear about this! * Trying not to laugh. *

Draco: I don't act like that do I?

Snape: Yes...

Winston: That's ferrety, even for you Foy-Foy.

Draco: Ouch.

Winston: Didja mean, "Squeak, squeak."?

Draco: You little...

( Thirteen minutes later. )

Me: * Opens the door. *

Harry: * Has Voldemort in a headlock. * The dare said I couldn't use magic to hurt him it didn't say anything about fighting muggle stile.

Luna: You can fight?

Harry: Not well. * Stops hurting Voldemort and walks out of the room. *

Voldemort: Your son is a jerk.

Lily: That's it!* Pnuchs Voldemort. *😡

James: Yes! That's my wife!

Ginny: Awesome!

Snape: *Slightly saddened. *

Fred and George: Wicked!

Voldemort: I hate muggles! * Leaves. *

Winston: Byee, go die in a ditch☺️☺️☺️

Me: And we are done for the day.

Winston: Bye! Don't forget to comment!

Me: That's my line!

Winston: :3