Me: Today is going to be fun. 😁

Neville: I'm scared.

Me: Your safe. Cedric has to go to Knockturn Alley and try his best to freak everyone there out. You can't use any curses or spells, just scare the people there.

Cedric: But I'm a Hufflepuff.

Me and Winston: Weak.

Me: Also, for truth, what is your opinion on Harry? IF HE EVER CRIED OVER YOUR DEAD BODY what would your reaction be? * Chukles. *

Harry: * Slaps me upside the head with a book. *

Me: Ow! * Grabs the book. * Hay! That's my thing get your own!

Sirius: * Laughs. *

Lily: Why couldn't one be like me?

Me: I am on most days.

Me: Hermione, punch Draco again also I dare you to act like him for a day, all bratty and willy-nilly.

Hermione: * Cracks knuckles. * This is going to be fun.

Draco: I do not act willy-nilly and. Help me. * Hides behind me. *

Me: Really dude?

Draco: She broke my nose!

Me: * Rolls eyes. * And Hermione for truth, what did you enjoy most about going to Hogwarts? And do you think that you're extremely lucky to be a muggle-born? Harry, for dares you have to spend thirteen whole minutes with Voldemort locked in a room you can't escape without cursing or killing or using any magic to hurt each other, just talk.

James: Nope! Not happening. I am not going to let that happen to my son.

Sirius: Will you ever stop acting like a mama hen?🐓

James: When you stop making stupid jokes.

Sirius: Touche.

Lily: Idotes!

Me: That's what you get when Quill flies.

All the pureblood: What?

Me: I give up! Now Harry let's do your truth.

Harry: Well when you shapeshifted into Cedric and played dead when Voldemort...

Ron: Don't say his name!

Everyone but Ron: Shut up!

Winston: 🤦🏼

Harry: As I was saying. * Glares at Ron. * I really did think that one of my best friends died. And yes I did cry.

Cedric: I'm honored.

Me: * Snorts. *😆

Harry: Shut up.

Me: Now Cedric.

Cedric: * Jumps back a little. * Yes?

Me: * Faceplaming. * Oh, for god sakes I locked you in a closet one time. I'm not going to do it again.

Remus: What happened after I got fired?

Winston: A load of Thestral dung.

Me: Go to Knockturn Alley and scare some little kids right now.

Cedric: Yes ma'am. * Runs off. *

Me: Call me that again and you will be stuck in that broom closet for a week!

Neville: Calm down.

Me: * Huffs. * Fine. * Pulls out a computer. *

Ron: Is that the thing you said I should get for my dad?

Me: Yeah. I got one already for him for Christmas.

( At Knockturn Alley. )

Cedric: Boo!👻

2 year old: * Crys. *

( The room of requirements. )

Me: I didn't mean literally!

Ginny: What a git.

Winston: Yeah. That's a little mean.

Remus: 🤦🏼

Luna and Neville: * Holding up sighs that have a 0 on them. *

Me: How are you two not together?

Luna and Neville: * Blushing. *😊

Ginny: * Giggles. *

( At Knockturn Alley. )

Cedric: Oh. I'm really really sorry. * Gives the kid a lollipop. *

2 year old: * Stops crying. * Thank you. * Hugs Cedric's leg. *

( The room of requirements. )

Winston: * Sighs. * He tried.

Me: * Cheeks pocket. * He stole my candy! Respect.

Neville: How do you fit all that candy in your pockets?

Me: Magic. 🪄

Cedric: * Walks in with the kid still on his lag. * It followed me here.

Me: We are not keeping it. It's not a lost dog.

James: Why not? That's what we did with Sirius.

Sirius: Hay!

Lily: * Laughing. *

Me: Go. * Points out the door. *

Cedric: Come on. * Leaves with the kid. *

Me: Remind me never to bring him to a petting zoo.

Luna: We say the same thing for you.

Neville: You did bring home a lama.

Me: It followed me!

Winston: Yeah, sure. 🙄

Me: * Grubmls something. * Hermione do your dare. And truth.

Hermione: The magic. I never thought it was real but always hoped it was. I didn't want to get explained in first year because then I might not have ever been able to do magic again. And yes I like being a muggle but I think it would be cool to be a half-blood.

Me: Noted. Now do your dare. Sorry Draco.

Draco: Let's get this over with.

Hermione: * Cracks knuckles and punches Draco in the face. *

Draco: Ow! * Covers nose with hands to stop it from bleeding. * Dnag it Granger you broke it again!👃

Ron: Nice form.

Hermione: Thanks.

Draco: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Winston: Stop being a baby.

Me: Do you hear that? * Looks up. *

Remus: Yeah.

Lucius: * Falls out of a portal and onto the ground. * Ow.

Lucius: * Gets up and brushes himself off. * I came to get Draco. I heard he was playing a muggle game. Where is he?

Me: * Glares at him. *

Remus: * Stands in front of Draco well glareing at Lucius. *

Me: I don't know where he is. 🤥

Lucius: Don't lie to me halfblood. * Pulls out wand. *

Me: I'm not. * Pulls out wand. *

Lucius: * Chukles. * That's cute. Flipendo!

Me: * Flys backward into a wall. * Ow.

Neville Luna and Ginny: * Run over to me. *

Luna: Are you ok?

Me: I will be. * Gets up. *

Lucius: Flipendo!

Me: * Flys backward into a wall. *

Harry: That was uncalled for!

Me: * Trys to stand but falls. * 😵‍💫

Draco: * Walks out from behind Remus. * That's enough.

Lucius: Are you defneding her?

Draco: No farter. I just think she learned her lesson.

Me: Nope. * Gets up. *

Lucius: Flipendo!

Me: * Flys backward into a wall. *Git.

Lucius: Let's go. * Grabs Draco and drags him away. *

Lucius and Draco: * Leave. *

Me: * Gets up. * I'm going to kill that...😡

Luna: Calm down. You are not thinking right. You just got knocked into a well three times.

Me: I am fine. * Falls. *

Neville: Even I can lie better.

Me: * Glars at him. * Shut it. * Stands up. *😵‍💫

Ginny: I am going you to the hospital wing.

Me: Fine. Buy! See you next time!