Me Winston and Bunny: Ahhhhhhhhh! * Blood-curdling scream. *

Everyone: * Run in. *

Winston: Rahhh!

Me: * Smirking. *😏

Neville: Stop doing that!

Me: * Chukles. * Never.

Me: So today Cedric has to kiss Harry and make sure Cho sees it.

Cho: * Huffs. *

Adam: Hehe.

Bunny: Good one Adam!

Me: Pasny has to tell Draco that she doesn't love him anymore and just treat him like crap until all the others finish their dares. Ron to throw up Slugs again then he has to tell everyone that they are his children, I dare Luna to act like the complete opposite of herself, like rude and obnoxious, etc.

Ron: Why?!

Me: Women up! Cho has to play Minecraft. Oh, I got one.

Everyone: What is it?

Me: You will never know.

Bunny: This is going to be fun.

Fred and George: Do you like pranks?

Bunny: F**k yeah!

Fred and George: Yes! * Highfive. *

Me: * Rolls eyes. * Let's get on with the dares!

Cedric: Do I have to? Harry is just a good friend. Besides I like someone else.

Me: One, yes it's a dare, and two. You do realize that you could be given a truth to say who you like right?

Cedric: * Mutters under breath. *

Winston: * Mimics his muttering in a childish voice. * Suck it up!

Me: * Holds back Cho. *

Adam: * Holding back tears while playing a dramatic song. *

Cedric: Sorry about this. * Kisses Harry. *

Harry: * Pulls away. * Never a again.

Me: * Let's go off Cho. *

Pansy: * Taps Draco's shoulder. *

Draco: * Truns around. * Hay Pansy.

Pansy: I don't like you and I could care less about you.* Walks away. *

Draco: * Confused. *

Draco: Ouch.

Winston: * Nudges Draco. * Looks like your little toy finally got tired of you, huh?

Draco: Not. A. Word.

Winston: You just said three, so why can't I?

Draco: Berchwood, I hate you.

Winston: Love you too Foy-Foy(NOT A SHIP)

~Meanwhile with Ron and the others~

Ron: This isn't going to be fun.

Me: Nope. * Gives him his wand. *

Ron: * Gulps. * ...Slugulus Erecto.

Me: * Gives him a bucket. *

Ron: * Pucking up slugs. *🤢🐌

Bunny: I feel bad for those slugs.

Me: Same. Poor things.

Winston: * Crashes through a window for a second time, carrying Adam. * Heyo, what did I miss?

Fred and George: * laughing butts off. *

Adam: * Sneezed. * Fockin bi—

Bunny: Finish that sentence, go on, I dare you!

Winston: Ooo! Ron seems to have gotten himself in a mangy situation again! How...enticing.

Adam: ...YOU ACTUAL FREAK!!!!

Winston: Thank you😊

Pansy: * Takes Draco's homework. *

Draco: Give it back Pansy! My dad will have my head if I don't get an O on my position test!

Bunny: An O?

Pansy: * Runs off with Draco's homework. *

Draco: * Runs after her. *

Bunny: * Trips him. *

Draco: * Gets up and continues running after her. *

Sirius: I remember when James didn't want to do his homework he would have me turn into Padfoot and eat it.

James: The teachers didn't buy the whole 'dog ate my homework' thing.

Remus: * Sigh. * How did you two not get expelled?

Sirius: You would help us so we wouldn't get caught.

Remus: Oh, NOW I remember.

Me: * Turns to Lily. * Why were you friends with them?

Lily: * Crosses arms. * Remus was down to earth.

Hermonie: * Cheking on Ron. * You ok?

Ron: * Nods. * Whoever came up with the hex is a genius.

Adam: * Already pretty uninterested and was reading a book. *

Winston: Alright, I'm going to go look for Amelia, byeeee!

Me: Luna.

Luna: * Ignores me. *

Me: ...I can tell you already started your dare.

Luna: 🙄

Me: ...Ok. * Walks away. *

Winston: * Catches up with her. * Well, she's a mood.

Luna: * Painting her nails and ignoring everyone. * 💅🏻

Winston: ...The hell did she get nail polish???

Neville: * Happy. * Luna!

Luna: Shut it Longbottom!

Neville: * Flinchs and wimprers. * Jesus! You're-e a go-o-d act-er.

Luna: It's not an act, boy! * Flips hair. * 👱‍♀️

Bunny: Your hot when you're mad.😏

Luna: 😳

Neville: O-ok. * Walks off. *

Me: Remind me not to piss her off.

Me: * Hands Cho a Minecraft controller. *

Cho: What the?

Adam: * Sighs. * Ok, I'll help you with the tutorial. Nothing else. Got it, hoe?

Cho: Yeah! Sure...Also don't call me—

Bunny: * Whispers to Adam. * Keep calling her that, the face she makes is funny.

Adam: *Whispers to Bunny* Of course, girl😊

Adam: * Snatches the controller. * Well, whatcha waiting for???

Me: Hay Winston I need you for the prank.

Winston: * Wakes up from a small nap. * Hm?

Me: I have to prank the Slytherins, want to help?

Winston: * Grins. * Oh, hell yeah.😈

Bunny: I'm right here! And I am a Slytherin!

Winston: 🙄

( At the Slytherin common room. )

Winston: * Whisper. * You won't, y'know, stab me in the back. Right?

Me: * Whispers back. * Nope, I'll pass.

Bunny: * Pops out of nowhere. * She won't, I will!

Winston: * Whispers again. * The password is Herp by the way. Not fair!

Me: Thanks * Mutters password. *

Me Winston and Bunny: * Walk in. *

Me: * Looks up at the mermaids. * Hay ladies. Don't have time to talk today.

One of the mermaids: * Nods and swims off. *🧜🏻‍♀️

~An hour passes as they wait behind a bookshelf for most students to leave the common rooms*

Winston: * Whispering. * It's the dead of night. What we doing?

Me: One they won't see coming till it's too late. 😏

Winston: Oh, you bastard.😆

( The room of requirements. )

Me and Winston: * Walk in. *

Draco: You two were gone too long for anything to have happened.

Bunny: * Already had come back * Yeah were you up to any say... Mischief?😏

Me: * Shugs. * Now we got a dare from my sister.

Bunny: * Evil grin. *

Me: You can tell them.

Bunny: Harry has a dare.

Harry: Oh, god.

Bunny: The dare is that you have to kiss Draco.

Harry and Draco: What?!! No why in hell!!!

Bunny: I have been there!!

Everyone but them: * Laughing. *🤣

Winston: * Barely able to stand upright from laughter. * Hey Foy-Foy, not so raspy now are ya?

Draco: Shut up, you...You gay!

Winston: Awww, fanks☺️ You're trying too hard at this point babes

Draco: * Hiss. *

Bunny: * Cough * Cat * cough *

Bunny: We have a gay and a pan!

Draco: A what?

Bunny: Pan. . . I'm pan.

Draco: Ok...

Me: Bunny pranks people she likes.

Bunny: I do? Because I don't like Harry.

Harry: I feel flattered.🙄

Bunny: Get on with it!

Draco: Why does everyone hate me?

Bunny: Can it ferret!

Adam: You're just that hateable I'm afraid.

Draco: How does she know about that?!

Me: My sister comes here from Nevermore for extracurricular classes once every school year.

Draco: Oh... What house?

Bunny: Slytherin.

Draco: Oh, Nice.

Bunny: On with it!

Harry and Draco: * Growl. *

Bunny: Oh, Now you're dogs?

Draco: Let's get this over with Pottah.

Harry: * Huffs and kisses Draco. *

Bunny and Winston: * Wolfwhistle to be jerks. *

Adam: * Snapping a photo. * Oh I am so taping this on the House Cup!!

Bunny: Please do!!

Me: * Falls down laughing. *

Draco: * Storms out mad. *

Winston: See ya around Foy-Foy!

( Three hours later in the Slytherin common room. )

Pansy: * Walks in and sits down on the couch. * What the? * Trys to get up but is stuck. *

Winston and Bunny: * Sitting on the other safe side of the couch and trying not to bat an eye. *

Draco: * Opens his dresser. * Where are all my left socks? Accio...Why is there a pile of ash?

(The room of requirements. )

Me: * Smirking. *

James: What did you do?

Me: A prank Remus taught me.

Lily: What's the prank?

Me: Take all of someone's left socks and burn them so they can't Accio them back.

Sirius: So that's what happened to all my socks in fifth year! * Glass at Remus. *🧦

Remus: * Laughing. * I regret nothing.

Cho: * Still playing Minecraft. * Can I stop now? I have a headache.

Adam: YOU NEED TO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON HOE, OR YOU'RE NOT DONE!

Cho: Can you STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Adam: DO YOU WANT ME TO GO EVEN DEEPER, WHORE?

Bunny: Pff.

Me: ...Yep. * Glares at Adam. *

Adam: Ok ok fine

Cho: YESSSS!

Adam: * Growls. *

My: Bye guys! See—

Winston: See ya next time!

Me: Oh come on!

Bunny: Haha!