Dare #17 + A/N
Dare made foxlordd
Dare: I dare them to meet some of my OC's and save the president from Polish golfers
Sally and others: Hi?
Everyone else: Hi!
Hornet: So. Can we get a proper introduction?
Sally: Okay. I'm Sally. A miscolored Kirlia, obviously. And this is Trike, a Heliolisk
Trike: Hi. Nice to meet you all.
Celeste: Nice to meet you too. Speaking of miscolored, that's going to be part o-
Celeste gets hit by Sam.
Celeste: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!
Sam:*Looks away*
Sally: Oh yeah. That's Sam the Lucario. He doesn't talk much. He's also an assassin, ninja? I don't know too much myself. He's mostly mute. I think what he meant by hitting you was "No spoilers?"
Sam nods.
Spike: So anyway, we apparently have to save the president from Polish golfers?
Dawn: Yup. And I'm finally back to being a female again.
Pine: Vice Versa with me.
Dusk: So we need a plan.
Trike: Not really.
Dusk: Why do you say that?
Trike: Cause the president and the golfers are on top of that border wall that the president made?
Dread: So who is the president again?
Zephran: Who cares? Let's not talk too much about politics or people will freak.
Mist: Yeah. He's right.
Flare: Dread. Think you can get up there and hear what they're talking about?
Dread: Sure. You want me to disappear, right?(She has the ability levitate)
Flare: Duh
Dread flies up and listens (WARNING: THIS CAN OFFEND SOMEONE. BE AWARE THAT NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.)
Golfer #1: We order you to cancel American Football. For good.
President: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?!?
Golfer #2: American Football is now being played over in Poland thanks to one of your American children.
Golfer #3: Even though Golf is a Scottish sport, everyone will play Golf instead. If you don't, we'll beat you to death using our golf clubs.
Dread flies back down.
Dusk: Find out anything?
Dread: There being dumb. They want to cancel American Football because it's the biggest trend in Poland.
Everyone else: That is dumb.
Trike: Anyway, we need to save him.
Sally: YEAH!!!
Sam: Can I just kill them and get it over with?
Everyone else: NOPE!
Sam: Damn it.
Later~
Golfer #2:(Sarcasm) THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION, PRESIDENT!!!
Flare uses Flamethrower on all the Golfers clubs melting them. Before it could hit the president.
Sam: Shi ne(Die in Japanese)
Sally: NO SAM!
Sam: Hmph.
Hornet: Anyway, that pretty much wraps things up. Literally.
Pine's using Vine Whip to tie up the Golfer's.
Everyone: Bye. And thanks to Sally and the other two.
Sally and Trike: Your welcome.
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Okay guys. I'm still alive, so dont worry. Sorry I haven't been updating. My phone broke, so I've been having trouble making time to update. I'm also in Marching Band, so that doesn't help either. I'm not getting a new phone till either the end of October or possibly the beginning of January. Anyway, I'll try to update more often. Also, the next chapter after this isn't a ask or dare, but more of a story that some of you will like. Most likely.
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