Dare by justaphantomfan

Dare: I dare them all to try and piss off Darkrai.

Hornet: That would be really hard.

Dusk: Yeah, and I wouldn't be able to do it. Darkrai is mostly a laid back and calm guy.

Celeste: The only way I could piss him off is being flirtaious, but lets try anyway.

Everyone else: Okay.

Later~

Me: So we're going in order from generation 1 to 6, since none were released in generation 7

Mist: Hey Darkrai.

Darkrai: Yes?

Mist: *Uses Water Gun*

Darkrai: Thanks, I needed that.

Flare: Hey, Why are you such a DARKguy?

Darkrai:*Chuckles* Well I am a dark type. Nice pun too. I haven't had a laugh in ages.

Flare: Fuck.

Spike:*Uses Pin Missile, but misses* Damn.

Dusk: Can't do it. We get along.

Flora: Darkrai, your s-such a big meany.

Darkrai: Says the one who tried using poison powder on me.

Flora: I SAID SORRY!

Darkrai:*Smirks*

Grace: Hey, you and I should CHILL out sometime.

Flare: I tried that.

Grace: God dang.

Celeste: Hey baby. Me and you should go out for a nice and relaxing time full of pleasures~

Darkrai:*blushes and turns away*

Celeste: Whelp, I tried

Zephran: *Creates strong wind*

Darkrai: *Ignores it*

Zephran: *shrugs*

Dread: *Uses Shadow Claw* WHAT?!

But it had no effect.

Dread: Oh yeah, that's right.

Darkrai: ?

Hornet: *Flies around him*

Darkrai: Will you stop? Your really BUGging me.

Hornet: What do we do? Nothing seems to work.

Dusk: Wait, did Tai go?

Tai: Do I have to?

Everyone else: YES!

Tai: Hmph. Fine.

Tai walks to Darkrai~

Tai: Hey Fuckface.

Darkrai looks at him a bit mad.

Tai: What's wrong with you floating? You piss yourself so badly you legs came off?

Darkrai:*twitches*

Tai: And what's with the ghost get-up? "Ooooh I'm a ghost. I'm going to scare you till you piss yourself. Oh wait, I looked in the mirror and lost my legs because I did that."

Darkrai and Dread: *Twitches more*

Tai: Why are you always hiding in the shadows? Wow, you really are a coward, aren't you?

Darkrai: *Angered* Whose the bigger coward? Me or you?!

Tai: At least I don't look at my reflection and piss myself.

Darkrai:*PISSED* YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!

Darkrai uses Shadow Ball, but Tai dodges it and uses Dazzling Gleam.

Darkrai: *faints*

Everyone: 😲

Tai: Anyone going to finish off this dare?

Everyone:😲

Tai: Hmph. Fine. Well I guess this finishes the dare. See you next time. Remember, next time I'll be a girl again and vice versa with Flora.