Me: Hook Jay get in here!

Harry and Jay: * Walk in. *

Jay: What stupid dare do I have this time?

Me: It could be truth you know.

Harry: Pfft. Yeah right.

Me: Fine it's a dare. Here. * Hands him the phone. *

Jay: OH COME ON!

Harry: * Looks over Jay's shoulder. * Do people hate us?

Me: Have you met yourselves? Yes.

Jay: Rude.

Me: Pirate.

Harry: She's got ya there, us pirates are mean.

Jay: I haven't noticed how much you have been chasing Uma around.

Harry: Am not, land lover.

Jay: Oh good one. 🙄

Harry: I'll gut you like fish.

Jay: I'm shaking in my shoes.

Me: Harry put the hook away. Jay shut up. You two can kill each other later.

Harry: No promises.* Death glares Jay. *

Jay: Fine. * Death glares Harry. *

Me: God you two act like children! How have Uma and Mal put up with you for all these years?!

Harry: Thearts mostly.

Jay: Yeah that's about right.

Me: * Done with this shit sigh. * Get out. * Points to door. * And no telling anyone it's a dare.

( Latter )

Harry: I'm going to have to kill you for this.

Jay: Hell I'll do it myself.

Harry and Jay: * Kiss and go their own way. *

Ben: * Truns to Carlos. * Dare?

Carlos: Most likely.

( Back at the dorm.)

Me: So is the dare done? * Truns around in a spiny chair. *

Jay: Are you trying to look like a supervillain Because dude isn't cutting it for a black cat.

Dude: * In a black cat outfit. * Oh shut up.

Me: Yeah, I got bored. So the dare?

Harry: Done. Now I'm going to find Uma and see if she wants to steal anything. * Leaves. *

Jay: I"'m not even going to tell him that illegal. Waiting for the jailbrid call with be much funnier.

Me: You are such a child. Bye, guys!