Everyone: * Playing go fish. *

Mal: Why is this the only card game we play?

Ben: *Shuggs. *

Uma: Becouse Fishy is a card shark when it comes to war and Gil doesn't know how to play any other games.

Me: Not my fault I grew up with gambling drinking cursing pirates.

Jay: I'm just glad you don't drink.

Me: Nha. I was however the reef for drinking game amounts the crew members kids on the isla. I'll tall that one kid could hold his liquor, and drink everyone under the table every time.

Harry: * Deadpan. * Thanks.

Jane: Are you pirates ok?

Gil: Not at all.

Jane: Ok, then. 😐

Carlos: Don't try and make sense of it.

* Phone dings. *

Me: Oh that's me. * Opnes texs. * We have a dare.

Lonnie: I thought you did that by letter?

Me: Used to mate. No one writes anymore.

Ben: So what's the dare?

Me: It has you in it.

Ben: No shocker there. I seem to be the target lately.

Me: It also has Mal and Evie.

Doug: So what's the dare?

Me: Well it says that Ben Evie and Mal have to kiss and date each other.

Ben: How the hell would that work?

Me: I don't know how normal relationships work don't ask me. But since I don't want to get hexed poisoned or shipped back off the Isla you three can just do the kiss.

Mal: How would that work?

Jay: * Jokeingly. * Run at each other full speed.

Me: Ouch. * Chukles. *

Evie: Let's just get this over with. * Kisses Ben then Mal. * My part in this is done.

Jane: That was so casual.

Evie: * Shugrs. * It's just a deer doesn't have to mean anything.

Ben: * Kisses Mal. * Well I would say that dare is done.

Me: I would say so. There is also a dare for Harry and Jay.

Jay: What?

Me: * Giggling. * 😂

Harry: I'm out!

Jay: Yeah no way am I doing this if she is laughing.

Me: The dare is that you two have to kiss.

Jay: Hell no!

Harry: Couldn't we just punch each other?👊

Jay: Yeah that could work.

Me: Well that would be more entraining, no. Unless the care can cause harm, or death or lasts over one year it isn't against the rules.

Carlos: But Chad is at the Isla for two years?

Me: Yeah, well I don't care about him.

Jane: You are evil.

Me: Dha. Now on with the dare.

Jay: Do we have to?!

Harry: Yeah really this is stupid.

Me: Rules are rules.

Harry: Everyone knows rules are just guidelines.

Uma: Nice try Harry pirate coad won't work here on dry land.

Harry: Damn it.

Mal: Oh just get it over with, I want to get back to the game!

Jay: Fine.

Harry: Agg, fine.

Jay and Harry: * Kiss. *

Harry: Kissed better.

Jay: Yuck. Denftauly aro.

Me: F**king called it! Pay up!

Carlos: * Hands me ten. * Dang it. 💸

Jane: Did you guys really bet on him being Aro?

Carlos: Yes.

Me: We bet on a lot of stuff. There are about five people we think might be gay and have bets on, even Jay is in on the bets.

Jay: Yep.

Lonnie: * Chukles. * You guys are nuts.

Me: See ya in the next one!