Me: Oh Benagmen!

Ben: Please don't ever call me that again.

Me: Ok, Benny.

Ben: Stop it.

Me: No. Anyway, you have a dare.

Ben: What again?

Me: * Deadpan. * Yes. The dare is you have to shave your mom's head while she sleeps and blame it on your dad and then you and Jane have to kiss.

Ben: No way! My mom would be devastated and my dad would kill me! And Jane is like my sister, no way, hozay!

Jane: I don't like the idea either. Yuck!

Carlos: Yeah no.

Me: Let's knock out the second one first. Jay hold Carlos back.

Jay: On it. * Hold Carlos off the ground. *

Carlos: What? Hay!

Mal: You only had to hold him back.

Jay: Yeah I know but this is funnier.

Carlos: I ha-ate you-u.

Jay: You stutter you lie dummie, I know you don't mean it.

Carlos: 🙄

Ben: Why do you need to hold him back?

Jay: He's short but will fight some twice his size. I swear having to drag short blonde away from fights is going to be waht kills me.

Evie: We also think he might have ADHD.

Me: * Grublmes. *That bitch was asking for a broken nose.

Jay: Anyway. Back to the dare.

Me: Oh right! Ben and Jane have to kiss for forty seconds.

Jane: Come again?

Me: Do you have moss growing in your ears?

Jane: No?

Me: Then you heard me. I don't make the rules.

Ben: Let's get this over with.

Jane: Fine but I'm stepping on your foot after this.

Ben: That's fair.

Ben and Jane: * Kiss. *

Me: * Sets timer. *

Carlos:😠

Me: You look like a mad puppy. * Take a picture of the kiss and Carlos. * Oh this is going to be a meme.

Jay: Ha. You do look like a mad puppy.

Carlos: Piss off.

( 40 seconds later)

(The timer goes off. )

Me: And done.

Ben and Jane: * Pulls away. *

Ben: Never again.

Jane: * Wipeing mouth on sleeve. * Yeah never. * Steps on Ben's foot. *

Ben: Ow!

Jay: * Sets Carlos down. *Good my arm was starting to hurt.

Mal: Don't you end up holding him off the ground all the time?Jay: Yeah when he gets stuck and jumps on the nearest person, but I drop him immediately after. 

Me: * Mubbles. * Idoits.

Ben: Well I better go and piss off my parents. * Leaves. *

Doug: He is so dead.

Harry: Dead as a doornail!

Gil: Door nails can die?

Jay: 🤦‍♂️

(Later that night. )

Ben: * Cutting his mom's hair. Hides the scissors under his dad's pillow and sneaks out. *

(The next day. )

Belle: What the hell?!

Adam: * Wakes up. * What's wrong? Oh. Wait why were these scissors under my pillow?!

Belle: I have one guess.

(Later in the dorm. )

Belle: * Walks in. *

Everyone: * shocked. *

Belle: * Walks over to Ben. *

Harry: * Mubbles. * He did it now.

Belle: Ben did you do this? * Pointes at very short hair. *

Ben: No. 🤥

Belle: Beeginman I can see your nose growing.

Gil: What? His nose isn't growing.

Belle: It's a saying deer.

Gil: Oh. * Gose back to playing Go Fish with Uma. *

Ben: But I didn't.

Belle: Bullshit. Mal, could you please turn my hair back?

Mal: Of course Queen Belle. * Mutters spell and Belle's hair goes back to normal. *

Belle: Thank you. You're coming with me, young man. * Drags Ben out by his ear. *

Me: Well we might not be seeing more of Ben for a bit. See ya guys in the next one!