I dare Jelsa to sing any heartbreaking song!

Which couple's kiss last the longest?
-Jamee28_

Ice: so.... Jelsa? You got something?

Elsa: 🎶 say something, I'm giving up on you🎶

Jack: 🎶I'll be the one, if you want me to🎶

Jelsa: 🎶Anywhere, I would've followed you
Say something, I'm giving up on you
And I am feeling so small
It was over my head
I know nothing at all
And I will stumble and fall
I'm still learning to love
Just starting to crawl
Say something, I'm giving up on you
I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you
Anywhere, I would've followed you
Say something, I'm giving up on you
And I will swallow my pride
You're the one that I love
And I'm saying goodbye
Say something, I'm giving up on you
And I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you
And anywhere, I would have followed you
Oh-oh-oh-oh say something, I'm giving up on you
Say something, I'm giving up on you
Say something🎶

Ice: *crying* so beautiful!

Hiccup: is she gonna be ok?

Merida: I dunno...

Rap: let's do a couple kissing contest!

Jake: why would we do that?

Rap: *points to question at the top* Since Eugene isn't here, I'll watch *whispers to audience* so I can see the shipping!

Ice: *stops crying* well... *sniffs* That would make me feel better...

Rap: kk! On your mark! Get set! Go!

The couples: *start kissing*

Rap: SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

~~~30 min later~~~~~

Rap: SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Hiccup: *breaks away from kiss* I'm sorry Mer, but Punzie's going insane and it's really hard to ignore

Merida: -_- but you're a boy! Aren't you always in the mood?

Hiccup: I'll try not to take offense to that

Rap: ok, down to the ice people! Jelsa seems like they're having a fun time, but it seems hard to top the passion of Jice! SQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE! LIKE OMG! asdfghjkl!!!!!

Merida: ok?

Hiccup: who wants popcorn?

Jack: *breaks away* ok! this has gone too far! Elsa, I love you, and I hope you know that, but I'm not a character in their shipping games! I'm person with feelings for frost's sake! look at our son! he's having fun! he's happy! that's my purpose! to show people fun! I am not going to wreck it! *storms off*

Elsa: *whispers under breath* Jack....

Ice: *breaks away from kiss* dang.... crap just happened

Jake: this is not good...

A/N: ok, this is my attempt to rework all the characters back to their core personalities, cuz I feel like when I got into this I did a real crappy job, sorry it took me a long time to write this, the guardians are fading in my head, I feel like I'm.... disbelieving?