A/N: I bet I left ya hanging there. So with out further ado....

Hiccup: So, uh, I know it's our first official date cause of punzie but well....

Merida: I'd love to be your girlfriend!

Hiccup: wow, that was easier than I thought! *sweating ALOT* but, we can't tell any one just yet, I want it to be just the right time

Jack: *evilly grins*

Merida: *phone rings*

Yes this is supposing they know about modern technology yada, yada

Hiccup: what is it?

Merida: what!?!?!? we have to invite Ariel on our date?!?!?!

Hiccup: Why?

Merida: Cause of this dare on wattpad!

Hiccup: Well, it dared Rap to invite Ariel on our date!

Merida: Can't the Internet provide any thing useful?

Hiccup: Well, actually computers were created to calculate large sums of numbers an then advanced........

Ariel:!* Walks in* hey, I was told to come here?

Hiccup: this was not my idea.

Merida: Oooh! our food's here! crab yum!

Ariel: 0.0 What?!?!?!?!

Hiccup: Uh, I think I need to go to the bathroom. *runs to bathroom*

In bathroom

Hiccup: oh no, what's Ariel gonna do when she finds out its a seafood place?

At the table

Merida: What's his problem? *rips open crab leg and takes big bite*

Ariel: HEY! THOSE WERE ONCE ALIVE! *tackles Merida and the whole restaurant stares*

Ariel: that'll teach you not to eat sea creatures *leaves*

Hiccup: what happened? oh, well at least we can have our date.

Merida: *Dress is torn and has bruises and cuts on her face* I am never going to any seafood place again EVER.

Hiccup: Will this help? *kisses Merida*

Merida: *blushes* yes

Jack: YAH!

Merriccup: *turns to see Jack behind the seat*

Hiccup: are you thinking what I'm thinking

Merida: *smiles* it's ok Jack lets go back

Jack: ok

Merriccup and Jack: *leave the restaurant*

Merida: ya know why we wanted to leave?

Jack: cuz I ruined the moment?

Hiccup: no

Jack: then why?

Merriccup: So we can kill you! *chases Jack in the parking lot*