I dare Elsa to keep Jack frozen for 2weeks
-TessMccreary

Elsa: nah, I think he's been in there long enough *unfreezes Jack*

Jack: YASS!

Wait no I dare the characters to rebel against the author and do their own thing for 2 chaps

Jack: SEE AUTHOR! YA NOT DA BOSS!

Rap: woh hoo! I can cut my hair and make it go back when ever I want!

Every one besides Rap: O_o

Rap: Well, with out the author who says things have to be like reality? I mean Elsa has powers cuz some authors decided to!

Hiccup: So, what you're saying is that cuz we are book characters we can do anything?

Rap: I can't believe you guys didn't realize that!

Jack: AWESOME!!!! *lifts up tv remote with his mind and it floats to him*

But that doesn't make any sense!

Merida: you have no power here begone with you!

I can still talk!

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!

Hiccup: I can eat cake as much as I want!

Jack: I can sing as loud as I want!

Merida: I can ride my horse as long as I want!

Elsa: I can make a 60ft ice castle!

Rap: and I can see how long I can stand on my head!

40min later

Hiccup: Uh, my stomach hurts *throws up cake*

Jack: *in a hoarse whisper* my throat hurts

Merida: I can barely move my legs

(Girls who ride horses will understand)

Elsa: I'm exhausted! I only made it to 40ft then I collapsed!

Rap: *face is red*

Jack: yech! What happened to your face!

Rap: I stood on my head for too long and all the blood rushed to my head

Merida: uh, I think next time we'll follow the author's rules

Authooooor knows best. Author knows best take it from your Author it's a scary world out there, author knows best something will go wrong I swear! gullible naive....

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Rap: why did that sound familiar? *suddenly realizes joke* Hey!