Hiro:(pacing around the kitchen) This is bad....this is very very bad!!
Alice:(lazily eating sandwich) Is it about you being thirteen?
Hiro:.....kinda...but it's about something else....
Ash:Oh yeah,speaking of you being thirteen-

Both Ash and Alice:(Mockingly) WE'RE THE ADULTS!!WERE THE ADULTS!!!!WERE THE ADU-
Hiro:I GET IT!!!But it's something else....
Jack:Oh you mean the room being covered in salsa sauce, Alice dressed like a bad Rudolph ,and the party is ruined?
Hiro:-_-.....yeah....

Alice:(checks watch) We still got some time...how bout we flashback a bit....
Ash:Yeah!
Jack:It all started a long time ag-
Hiro:It started 5 hours ago.

All:(looks pensively towards the sky)

Jack:(turns head to magical harp) Play it harpetta.
Harp:(starts playing mystical music)

-5 hours ago-

Maleficent:Absolutely no one sets foot in the living room while I'm gone. I have to head to work and won't be back till 6pm.
Alice:Don't worry mum, we'll be fine....
Maleficent:(smiles and leaves)

Hiro:Jack's in charge,
Ash:WHAT!!?!?WHY!?!?
Alice:The girls are at some spa-against Merida's will- Hiccup's at Berk getting some stuff.
Jack:(walks in) Alright rugrats, time to have some fun. What you wanna do!?!?

Ash:(raises hand with Pikachu) OOH OOH!!I wanna do a play!
Alice:I wanna make Salsa for the Salsa contest at the park!
Hiro:-_-....I wanna be fourteen again.....

Alice:(laughs then imitates Hiro) 'I wanna be fourteen again...' yeah like that's gonna happen now...
Hiro:(glares at Blue headed Alice)

Jack:(puts on fake mustache and a beret and does French accent) Now let's start!ACTION!!
-15 minutes later-

Alice:(wears Rudolph costume) So we're doing The Grinch Stole Christmas?
Jack:(French accent) No!! It is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!! Alright, your a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, your a freak with a red nose and no one likes you. Then, one day Santa picks you up and you save Christmas. No forget that part. We'll improvise......Keep it kinda loosely-goosey.You HATE Christmas, and your gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. Now, ACTION!!!

Alice:.....(sneezes and fake red nose falls off)

Jack:(still with French accent) BRILLIANT!!! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that?! Cut, print, check the gate, moving on...

Hiro:.....hold on I'm confused....
Alice: All I did was sneeze!
Jack:And it was perfect!You gave a new era of Rudolpho!!!(sighs great fully and leans back into Director's chair)

Ash:How about we skip the play and start making Alice's Salsa?
Jack:(takes off beret) Finally....do you know how hard it is to be a director?
Alice:We're kids(Ash:Teenagers) -young teenagers Jack. We don't even have jobs.

Jack:-_-.....Let's make the salsa.
Hiro:I HAVE A GREAT INVENTION!!!
Ash:And I know the perfect way to do it!!
Alice:Me too!

-after some hard work-

Alice managed to create a t.v set in the kitchen to make a funny cooking product show. And she created a bunch of camera crew men to film for future references. Ash,Hiro, Alice,and Jack all sat at a small audience seating area as the show progresses.

Alice:I don't get this at all....
Jack:Just wait and see...

Announcer:Now please welcome your host,Mr.Frost.
All:(claps)

Jack:(Walks onto the stage and behind the kitchen counter) Hi!Welcome to my show!Im the guy in the hoodie who asks all the obvious questions...

Ash:(looks from the stage and to where Jack sat next to him) Jack...how are you at two places at once?!?!
Halice:(looks at Jack then at the guy in the hoodie)
Jack:(smirks) Don't worry 'bout it..

Jack in hoodie:Now....here to present his amazing product....all the way from Shushire England, please welcome Mr.Overland!!

Jack:(dressed in chef's outfit and has Australian accent) HELLO!! IM SO EXCITED!!!!(narrator:When he says this in my head I can't help but laugh!) do you love making salsa but hate how to make it works?!Well now you can do it easy with mah(brings out a giant metal machine) Salsa-inator. You see-IM SO EXCITED!!!!!

Alice:So that's your invention huh?(looks at Hiro)
Hiro:(not paying attention, looks at the gummy bears in his hands)
Alice:(chuckles and continues to watch)

Jack in hoodie: So how does this work?
Jack as chef:(Australian accent) Well, you can use anything -
Jack in hoodie:Did you say anything?
Jack as chef:Yes anything.
Jack in hoodie:Anything?
Jack as chef:(getting annoyed) Yes anything....
Jack in hoodie:(Slowly) Anything?

Jack as chef:(takes out butcher knife) Dont start with meh,I can make it look like a bloody accident.
Jack:(covers Alice's ears as he said that)
Crowd:(of course it's just Alice's magic) Ooooooh.

Jack as Chef:Anywho....(takes away butcher knife) Let's start with our cooking....let's say....Some eggs.....a bottle of ketchup....and -I know what your thinking,...even a fire extinguisher.
Ash:Will this taste any good?
Jack as chef:You bet your socks!!

Hiro:WERE NOT EVEN WEARING SOCKS!!!!
Jack in hoodie:So now what do we do?
Jack as chef:Well....we open the cabinet,pour the salsa into the bowl. Close the cabinet, bob your favorite uncle, and place it in an unconventional oven. And in just minutes away,your salsa will be done.

Jack in hoodie:Hold on....did you just say minutes away?(with fake crowd) THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Jack as chef:Your not just wrong, your stupid.
Jack in hoodie:Now hold on-
Jack as chef:And ugly....just like Yer mum.
Crowd:ooooooh.
Jack in hoodie:Did you just call my mother ugly?
Jack as chef:(takes out ) I swear!I WILL CUT YOUR STAFF INTO TINY PEICES!!(throws knife to table. There was a snap)

Ash:(winces)Uh Jack.....your staff.....
Jack as chef:(looks at Ash) What about it?(looks at staff) Oh I see!(says matter of factly) I've chopped it to two. Now there's the thing-(picks up the staff and realizes what he's done)I AM A-

Jack in audience:(grabs Ash and Hiro's heads and pull the, onto Alice's head to block all three of their hearing)

-1 hour later-

Alice:Calm down Jack......
Jack:CALM?!??I AM CALM!!!!!
Ash:(watches Pikachu and Diaval play) No your not...
Hiro: But you will be when Alice fixes your staff. Show EM Alice!!

Alice:(grabs the staff and makes it better. Like what Maleficent did in the movie)

Jack:I LOVE YOU ALICE!!!!!(hugs Alice and then hugs staff)
Ash:Yeah yeah you love her we know I don't want to hear it! From you at least.....
Jack:Then Who?
Ash:(looks at Hiro)
Hiro:O_O....SERIOUSLY YOUR IN ON THIS!?!?!?

Alice:Well I dunno 'bout you but I'm gonna take a nap.(leaves and sleeps)
Hiro:.....so....what do we do now?
Jack:(shrugs) How about we-

Sofia:(runs in while dragging Alice) WAIT!!!,HOLD THE CHAPTER I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!
All:O_O

Jack:WHO THE HECK ARE YOU???!?!?!
Sofia:I'm the author...
Ash:But I thought Alice was the author!
Sofia:No, she's a character I made up to represent me. So no one knows my name.

Alice:....isn't your name showing up on the pages?
Sofia:O_O(turns to wall and hits her head over and over) STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!
Hiro:...uh huh......

Ash:So why are you here again?
Sofia:Oh yeah, I have two things to say. First one:

THERE IS GOING TO BE A BIG HERO 6 SEQUAL CALLED BIG HERO 7!!!!!!I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!!!This is all true look it up on google at 'Movie News Guide Big Hero 7'. IM SO EXCITED!!!!(says with British accent)

Hiro:WHAT NO WAY!!!!SICK!!!!!HOW OLD WILL I BE????
Sofia:.....dunno.....
All but Hiro:(starts laughing)

Ash:And what's the second announcement?
Sofia:Oh yeah....your not supposed to boil Salsa.....and I should leave. You might wanna use this....(hands Alice an umbrella)see ya later!(uses magical watch to transport back to IPad to real world)

A boiling sound comes from the stove,and it starts glowing,

Hiro:QUICK USE THE UMBRELLA!!!

All hide behind the umbrella as the stove explodes and The Kitchen is covered in salsa.

Alice:(looks around in horror) NOOO!!!NOO NOT TODAY ANYDAY BUT TODAY!!!(hair turns orange.)

Jack:......did not see that happen...
Hiro:(glares at Jack)

-in reality-

Hiro:Now you see why it's bad?!?!
Ash:The salsa can't come out!!!(starts rubbing a wet towel against the wall)
Alice:(studies the towel more closely) Is that?!NO!!THATS. MOM'S. DRESS!!!!!

Jack:So?
Alice:She was gonna wear that to the party!!
Hiro:And it's ruined.....

Ash:OH!!I KNOW WHO TO CALL!!!!(takes out two poke balls and releases the pokemon)

Froakie and Beezle were in the balls.

Ash:Take it away Jack!!
Jack:(winks and then calls to attention) Alright ladies I'm not paying you to stand around and look pretty....HERE'S MOM'S DRESS!!!(throws dress to the pokemon)

Froakie:(starts washing the dress)

-5 minutes later-

Hiro:O_O
Alice:They did it....
Ash:THEY
Jack:FIXED
Alice:MUM'S
Hiro:DRESS!!!!!

Jack:Now let's see if they're brains are smart enough to fix the room.
Froakie and Beezle:-_-...(sprays water onto Jack)

Alice:Let's start cleaning!!!

-1 hour later-

Maleficent ,the girls, and Hiccup just came back from their reasons to leave in he first place.

Mer:Wors' 6 hours of mah life.....(hair is tied up in giant pink bows)
Elsa: It wasn't that bad...
Mer:THAT BAD?!?! Those Devils chopped off mah eyebrows!!!!!!(angrily gestures to eyebrows)
Hiccup:Hey you do look a bit better.

Maleficent:(chuckles) Oh trust me, Alice was just the same. Exocet she would turn the spa's plants into miniature Knights and have them tie up the employees.

Mer:(smiles ridiculously) MAH NEW HERO!!!WHERE IS SHE?!?!?

All:(walks into room where All four are sleeping. Alice's hair is bright indigo while leaning against Hiro and Ash. Jack was standing up while asleep against his staff)

Maleficent:(places hand over heart) So adorable....should we wake them up?
Rap:No.....it's better not to wake Hiro up.
Merida:(pulls up sleeve) Ima try it. See yu later!!(starts to sit on Hiro)

Hiro:WHATS SITTING ON ME?!?!?A TON!?!?!?!
Mer:-_-....prepare tu die Hamada....
Hiro:HELP!!!!!!

Elsa:Would you care to do the honors Mrs.Maleficent?
Maleficent:(nods) We'll see you again for more questions and dares.

Hiccup: And don't forget the special chapter to celebrate the 1K is up next. And we'll still take up more questions and dares.

All:BYE!!