Misteltoes and Questions
Jack:GIVE ME THE IPAD!!!
Alice:No!!!
Jack:I'll freeze you!!
Alice:No!!(gets tackled by Jack)
Jack:Got it!!(holds iPad in triumph then reads dare) Uh.....
Alice:(smirks and crosses arms) Your gonna have to kiss Elsa(sing song)
Jack:What!?
Alice:Well...Hiccup and Merida are technically a 'Thing' so...
Jack:And Punzie?
Alice:She's married....
Jack:...
Alice:...
Jack:I hate you.
Alice:I get that a lot.
-In Kitchen-
Elsa:Chocolate ice cream. Never leave my side.(hugs gallon of chocolate ice cream)
Merida:I prefer mah apples(crunches Apple)
Hiro:(Tries to open gummy bear package.)
Hiccup:(Grabs package and opens it) here...eat your gummy bears.
Hiro:YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!!!!!
Em:(visiting) Can I have an Apple?(Merida tosses Apple)
Alice and Jack walk into the room with IPad.
Rap:Do we have a question?
Jack:Yes,but something worse.
Elsa:What?
Alice:Mistletoe.
Em:(laughs) ILL GET THE CAMERA.
Rap:I'll call Euguene. (Picks up phone and dials Flynn)
Merida:Who has ter do the mistletoe?
Jack:Elsa and Me,Hiccup and Merida,Punzie and Flynn, and-
Rap:HALICE!!YES I LOVE WHOEVER WROTE THIS DARE!!!!
Hiro:But it's not even Christmas!
Hiccup:Don't persuade them Hiro.
Elsa:I Got an idea!!
-10 minutes later-
Rap:We created the perfect scene,
Elsa:(Opens living room door) Ta-da!!
There in the living room was a winter wonderland. Snow was falling from small Flurries.There were trees made out of snow,A lamp post with a mistletoe hanging from it,a couple of wooden benches surrounding the area(for the couples to sit down and watch) and Olaf sitting on one of the benches drinking Hot Chocolate.
Em:TOO MAJESTIC!!!!(points to Olaf)
Hiccup:Why did you have to say something Hiro?
Hiro:...
Jack:So who wants to start?
Punzie:OOH!!OOH! Mememe!
Elsa:So here's the thing,everyone has to kiss for 2 minutes.
Merida:Breaks included?
Hiro:You don't want us to die don't you?
Elsa:Yes breaks. I don't know why you asked that!?
Punzie:(Pulls Flynn under the mistletoe) ready?
Flynn:Sure Blondie.
Em:(starts Camera)
Punzie and Flynn lean in and kiss, both of them were holding hands as they did.
-Two minutes later-
Hiccup:AND TIME!!
Flynn and Rap:(Breaks apart)
Olaf:I LIKE WARM HUGS!!!(hugs Alice)
Alice:Your so warm!
Hiro:He's a snowman. How is he warm!.
Olaf:(gives Hiro a hug)
Hiro:OH MY GOD HE IS WARM!!!
Em:LET ME TRY.
Olaf:(gives hug)
Em:VERY MAJESTIC!!!
Merida:Alrigh' Haddock, our turn.
Hiccup:Fine.
Both walk in front of each other and under the mistletoe.
Rap:Aaaaand....start!
Hiccup holds onto Merida's waist while she grips his forearms.
Alice:(whispers to Hiro) I can't believe it,Merida is kissing a boy.
Hiro:(Firmly nods.)
Em:It's the apacolipse,quick...I'll distract them,and you head to the Bomb shelter.
Olaf: Hugs!!(hugs the three)
-2 minutes later-
Jack:Alright your done! Our turn!! (Grabs Elsa and drags her under lamp post.)
Rap:Someone's excited.(wiggles eyebrows)
Jack:Shut up and start the timer.
Merida:(Uses her fist to push down the button)
Hiccup:Let's see how this goes.
Elsa outs her hands on Jack's cheeks as he puts his hands on her waist. The two lean in and start kissing each other.
Em:This is so good..You two are next.(whispers to Halice)
Halice:(glances at each other.)
-2 minutes later-
Rap:TIME!!!HALICE COME ON UP!!!!!
???:...
Hiccup:Hiro? Alice?
Em:Olaf where'd you get the gummy bears?
Olaf:(Holding a package of gummy bears) oh...Hiro gave this to me as long as I didn't tell you they were heading to a cave.(covers mouth instantly)
Jack:They're trying to get away from the dare!
Rap:NOT ON MY WATCH!!!(starts heading out the door.)
Hiccup:She doesn't even own one!!
Jack:...what's a watch.
Everyone but Jack and Olaf:(face palms)
-In a random cave-
Alice:Why does everyone ship us!?!?(paces back and forth)
Hiro:(Shrugs) we'll just have to hide....cave after cave...after cave....after cave...(drops head)
Alice:We don't need to become cave people you know?
Hiro:...
Rap:HIRO!!ALICE!! I FOUND YOU!!!
Hiro:CRAZY PUNZIE 12 O'CLOCK!!!!
Alice:RUN!!!!!
-In ocean....again....-
Alice:You sure you got the map right?
Hiro:Yeah....all we gotta do it head over to this small deserted island. (Points to small island)
Alice:Uh...Hiro....
Hiro:What?
Alice:That tiny island of yours......it's a potato chip.
Hiro:(picks up chip) Uh.....
Alice:YOU GOT CONFUSED WITH A POTATO CHIP!?!?!?
Hiro:IM A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE!!
Rap:FOUND YOU!!!!
Halice:AAAAAH!! DELISIONAL PUNZIE!!! RUN-SWIM!!!(jumps out of boat)
-A Desert-
Hiro:YA got any water?
Alice:No...do you?
Hiro:...
Alice:I'm so hungry...
Hiro:...
Alice:(raises eyebrow) why are you so quiet?
Hiro:N-No reason.
Alice:YOU HAVE GUMMY BEARS DONT YOU?!?
Hiro:MAYBE.
Alice:(sticks out hand) cough up some.
Hiro:(grumbles and gives her some)
Alice:(falls into sand) maybe Punzie won't find us this time.
Rap:THERE YOU ARE!!!!
Alice:WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE US!?!?!?
-Finally at Alice's Mansion-
Hiccup:So you went through all that-
Merida:Jus' so yu can' kiss?
Hiro:Pretty Much sums it up.
Alice:(takes off shoe and let's sand pour out) I think sands stuck in my ear...
Em:Maybe I can make a cover based on that. 'Teenagers who don't want to Admit their Love.' Yeah....I can see it now...(smiles) (totally a joke)
Jack:Alright alright,c'mon you two. Time for kiss.
Alice:(groans)
Hiro:Since when were you two wearing that?
Punzie and Em were wearing Halice caps and shirts. And they were holding up a flag.
Rap:Ever since Halice was born.
Alice:Never...use that phrase again.(shudders)
Elsa:JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!
Rap:(pushes Alice and Hiro under the lamppost)
Alice:These readers hate me....
Elsa,Punzie,and Em:KISS!!!!!!
As both of them started leaning in Hiro out his hands around Alice's waist as she put her arms around Hiro's neck.
Rap:Ha-lice!Ha-Lice!Ha-lice!(whispers)
Olaf:WARM HUGS!!
Em:(recording)
-2 minutes later-
Merida:(Whispers) hey Lass,Yu fergot ter put on the timer.
Rap:Shhh!!
Merida:(rolls eyes)
-1 minute later-
Em:ALRIGHT YOUR DONE!!!!!
Halice:(breaks apart)
Hiccup:That seems longer than two minutes...
Jack:Let Punzie Have her day,she loved it.
Punzie:(fangirling)
Em:Hiccup,I got a question!!
Hiccup:What?
Em:Who's less annoying, Ruffnut or Tuffnut? Or Snotlout over mount it by 1000 times overall?
Hiccup:(wide eyed) WHY MUST YOU BURDEN ME WITH THIS QUESTION!?!?
Alice and Elsa:(laughs) (Alice's hair turns green)
Hiccup:....Snotlout. This onetime he was trying to flirt with the Viking girls so much he said I was so scared to take on red death that I begged him to do it for me.
Merida:(chortles)
Hiccup:(glares at Merida)
Em:For the next one I need Hiccup to walk out of the room.
Elsa:You heard her.
Merida:GET OUT!!!
-waits until Hiccup is actually gone-
Alice:So what's the question that makes Hiccup leave?
Em:Did you hear Toothless is supposed to die in HTTYD3?
All:...
Rap:And there goes my reason for living,(faints)
Alice:Hold on(outs pillow in front of face(or face into pillow) (screams)
Hiro:No...I did not hear that....TELL ME I DID NOT JUST HEAR THAT!!!!(covers ears)
Jack and Merida:LET ME/MEH AT THE WRITERS!!!!! WHY I AUGHTA!!!!!
Elsa:NO!!TOOTHLESS IS TOO CUTE TO DIE!!!
Alice:(muffled) THE BOND MUST STAY STRONG!!!!
Em:You guys can sign a petition online. Then Toothless can be saved.
All:... (Fighting breaks out for the IPad)
Em:And Cut!! See YA later guys!!!
Hiccup:(walks in) what did I miss?
All but Hiccup:NOTHING!!!GET OUT!!!!
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