Jack: (getting thrown out of Hiccup's room with Ash)

Hiro: (had just walked around the corner) What happened?

Ash: Frost over here tried to steal Hiccup's book of dragons.

Hiro: (looks at Jack weirdly) Why?

Jack: (shrugged) Who wouldn't want to play with dangerous creatures for fun?

Ash and Hiro: -_-

-meanwhile-

-about an hour later-

Elsa: (wearing dark shades. Speaks into walkie talkie) Snow Queen here. What's the status update

Pastel: (relaxing on the pool. Speaking into walkie talkie) All good here.

Alice: (somewhere else) Are you in the pool again?

Pastel:

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No! (Someone else in backround:COWABUNGA!!!!!! (Splashes))

Elsa:.....anyway.... Operation bath time is a go.

Door next to her:(opens and Ash runs away)

Ash:NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Elsa: (groans and follows) ASH YOUR SUCH A LITTLE KID!!!!!

-The next Day....-

Rap: GUYS!!! We got a dare!!

I dare everyone to go to Berk with Hiccup on Vacation.EVERYONE has to go no matter what and meet everyone on Berk.(evil laugh)-IpukaniWrites

(Imagine the awkwardness!!)

Jack: (wearing Hawaiian clothes and hat and shades. Drops his dozens of suitcases) Dang it! I was about to go to Tijuana!!!

Mer: (tilts head) Aint tha' where yu caugh' Dutch Elm Disease?

Alice:(mutters)Worst two weeks of our lives.

Jack:(says blissfully) Best two weeks of my life!

All: ???

Hiccup: Okay! We leave today. Alice, go get your portal makers.

Ash and Hiro: (looks nervous)

Elsa: I know that look!

Alice: Spit it out!

Ash: (covers eyes with hat) We mighta used those to go to Vegas....

Hiro: And Tijuana......

Mer:(gasps) Yu two lef' withou' meh?!?!?

Alice:(sighs and holds bridge of nose)

-15 minutes later-

Ash: (screaming) PAIN!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!

Hiro: NO!!! DONT!!! WHY!?!?!IT HURTS!!!!

Celestine: (playing with a chalk board.)

Chalk board: (screeching)

Alice: (picks up Celestine) Thank you girl. C'mon, we're gonna go get your basket...(leaves proudly)

Rap: (to Hiccup) So how're we gonna get there?

Hiccup: (monotonous face on)We can walk a few hours to get to the next port, and get a boat. Toothless can't carry you guys all at once.

Jack: (jumps up) WOOHOOO!! ROAD TRIP!!!!

Ash: A road trip with Jack?

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Mer:We're doomed.

-on the road-

Jack:-Everybody likes Parfaits! I've never met somebody who said,

'hey! Let's get some Parfaits," and the other guy says,'Heck no! I don't like no Parfaits!'

Hiro:(looks at him weirdly)

Jack:(says matter-of-factly) Parfaits are delicious!(makes stupid face)

Hiccup:WE KNOW!!!!(storms away)

Jack: (stops for a second) Parfaits might be the most delicious thing on the whole (🚨🚨🚨) planet!

Mer: Ya know? This migh' turn into the longes' day of mah entire life!

Alice and Hiro: (look at each other and slowly nods)

Jack: (understands)

Pastel: (eyes widen) I know that look. And I've just met you!

Alice:(whips put Guitar)

Hiro: (whips out small drum) (like the little drummer boy's)

Jack: (runs to Hiccup) oh! I got the perfect remedy for that!

Hiccup: Frost, please, I'm begging you.

Elsa: (gives all but Halice and Jack and Hiccup and Toothless ear muffs)

Halice:(plays their instruments)

Jack: (Sings)

'Sing a song, yes a travel song'
For when you gotta go somewhere.
'Cause the fun is getting there.
Oh what the heck
I must confess
I love a roadtrip!!'

Pastel: (starts vocalizing)

Jack:

'Sing a song, hit the trail.
Forget the maps, forget the guides.
Before ya know it, you've made strides with me!'

Hiccup: Shoo!!(pushes Jack away )

Jack: (comes back and places hand on Hiccup's shoulder)

'And I know that I need all along.
It a path, and a pal, and a song.
So I'm singing, and I'm
Palling with you.'

Mer:(takes off earplugs) ENOUGH!!!!!

Alice: (stops playing and slumps) awwww......

-Hours Later-

Elsa: (covered in mud) And just when you think it cant gets any worse you get evicted from a swamp....

Rap: We were just sleeping!!

Hiccup:Not enough shut eye if you ask me.....

Ash:(perks up) Check it out!! (Points somewhere away)

All: (looks in the direction)

The sea port!!!

Jack:YES!!!FINALLY LETS GO!!!!

All: (gets onto ship and goes to burk)

-1 week later-

Gobber:HICCUP!!!!!!!(Goes for a hug but Astrid gets it first)
Astrid:(gets away from him and gives the gang a death glare) Uh who're they?
Hiccup: That there is my friends. You already know Jack, but we'll introduce you guys properly.

Rap:O-O
Alice:Uh oh....
Hiro: Hes gonna do a quick review.
Ash:Yeah....how do you call those things again?

(Music suddenly plays)

-stop 1-

Hic: This is Elsa.
Tuffnut: ??? (I think I have the right twin....)

-stop 2-

And Ash
Ruffnut: Me likey....
Ash: O-O

-stop 3-
Hiro Hamada
Fishlegs: OOH!! Is that a-what is that? (Points to Baymax)
All: Baymax

-stop 4-
Rapunzel Corona

Snotlout: (flexes his muscles) Sup (kisses the air her way)
Rap: HMMPHH!!! (Hits him with a frying pan and walks away)
Alice: (slowly claps)
-stop 5-

Jack Frost the snowman
Jack: HEY!!!
Gothie: (looks at him and walks away)

-stop 6-

(Nervous)
Dad, this is Alice....
Stoic: (glares down at her)
Mer:(pushes Alice forward) Go on chap.
Alice: (hair turns electric blue as she glares up at him intimidatingly)
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Pastel: How long?
-sorry, five minutes later-
Stoic:(bursts out laughing and hugs Alice) I like her. Good lass.

-stop 7-
Our friend Pastel
All the dragons: (go over and pelt her with licks and (how do they do it?) hugs)
Pastel: St-stop!! That tickles!!!

-stop 8-

And last and certainly the least (gets punched by Mer) Ow! Merida?
Bucket: (looks at her hair)
Mer: (looks at his bucket)

-bunch more stops-

Hiccup: (shuts off radio) Well now that that's over with, let's vacation!!!
Pastel: (takes out confetti) YAAAYYY!!!! (Runs around throwing confetti like there's a party)
Hiccup:???

Alice: Okay!
Elsa: LETS DO THIS!!!!

Rap: (suddenly squeals after reading a random message in a bottle)
All eyebrows raised.

Pastel: (too busy singing while celebrating about vacationing)
Mer: (opens but gets cu-)

Rap:ASTRID!!!!!!!!
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Astrid: (flies in and lands with Stormfly) What is it? Drago? Snotlout's flirting again?! Merida!?!?
Mer:-_-
Rap: (whispers into her ear)

Suddenly

All but Hic and Astrid: O.O O.O O.O O.O!!!????!!!!!
Alice: WHAT THE WHAT?!?!? (Hair turns mucus green)
Ash: (slowly lifts camera up and snaps pic)

Hiccstrid: (mainly Astrid- Kissing)
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Alice: (takes message from bottle and reads it. Stifles a laugh and watches happily)
Hiro: I'm gonna gooooo......(runs away)
Jack: (tries to walk away from Mer's glare, (haha that rhymes) but gets stopped by Punzie, who was giving him a 360° burn on the ear)

Rap: Not.So.Fast!
Jack: Oh no!(trying to fly away) I know that look!!!, it's your Halice look!!!
Alice: (hair turns orange)
Rap: (trying up Frost)
Jack: Babe! Help me!! (Reaches for Elsa)

Hiro: (pulls her away) Sorry, she's gotta go do some princ-ow! (Elsa kicked him) okay! Queen, stuff!!
Elsa: (walks away)
Astrid: (pulls away,goes onto Stormfly, and flies away)

Mer: Goo' riddance! I don' like 'er.
Alice: (makes a dopey smile) Just admit it.
Rap: HIJACK TIME!!!!!!
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Hijack:WHAT?!?!?!
Mer: WH-(pauses) HAHAHA!!!!!!
Hiro: WHAT?!?!?!
Alice: (hair turns green and it's really really bright green) YAS!!!!!
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Ash:???

Me: Ash your clueless.....
Ash: GAH! You again!
Me: I've said too much! Bye!! (Disappears)

Rap: (wearing Hijack shirts, caps, and flags) 🎶You knoooooooow you loooooove it!!!!!!🎶
Hijack: WE DONT!!!!!!
Alice: OH FOR THE LOVE O-(pushes Jack and Hiccup together and they touch lips.)

Pastel:(stops her singing and drops her basket of confetti. Screams and faints)
Hiro: BAYMAX!!! (Goes get the bot!)

Alice and Mer: (laughing they're gummy bears off)
Jack: (jumping around-still in Rap's hair) WHAT.KIND.OF.SICK(it wasn't).DARE.IS.THAT?!?!?

I dare Hiccstrid and Hijack to appear.
(Singing)
OOOOOTTTTTPPPPP!!!!!!!
-DreamyCo

-2 weeks later-

(Back at the Maleficent Mansion (nice ring to it don't Ya think?)

Pastel: Seriously. Don't you think it's amazing?
Elsa:......how Lilla hasn't killed Jack yet for doing those kissing dares?
Mer: (snorts) Sounds a lot like a lass we all kno' an' luv.

All: (looks at Alice who's giving Jack a headlock)
Alice: (looks up) What? (Asks casually)
Pastel: Nothing! (Smiles)

Jack: (wheezing) Help......me......

Pastel: (shoots up from seat) IDEA!!!!!

Dare number 432: I dare for everyone to attempt to sell cheese like Girl Scouts would in frilly orange outfits! -@me.

Mer: NO!!! NOOOOOO-

-1 hour later-

All (including boys): (wearing silly orange girl scout uniforms)
Jack: (serious tone) let's do this.

Ash: (across his nose is blue) Should we.......split up and regroup?
All: (nods and leaves)
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Pastel: Let's go back into Hiro's personal computer.
Me: why?
Pastel: SHOPLIFTING GUMMY BEARS!!!! NO. To get Baymax's blueprints.
Me: oh......BACK TO THE OTHERS!!!!

-Hiccup-

Want some Colb-(door slams in his face)

-Rap-

(Making adorable face) Cheese?
Man: (gives her 50 bucks for a pound of cheddar)

-Elsa-

(Door doesn't even open)

-Hiro-

No! For the last time this isn't Oreos!!
Little girl: (kicks his shin and slams door)

-Mer-

(Aiming arrow at the door)
Woman: (opens door and shrieks)
Mer: Cheese.
Woman: (gives her all her money)

-Ash-

How about some Pokepuffs? I know a great girl named Serena who can make em.
Door: (slams in his face)
Ash: (walks away EATING the cheese)

-Alice-

BUY THE FRIKIN CHEEZE!!!!!!

-Jack-
(Leaving giant house) Thanks mayor!!

-Maleficent Mansion-

Alice: I like the white cheddar on popcorn.
Jack: (walks in without a single peice of cheese) IM AWESOME!!!!

Mer: (deadpan) an' where may I as' did Yu sell?
Jack: Well remember the town Fish, Winnie, and Eggs live in?

Pastel: Yah!
Jack: There!

Ash: how much money did ya make?
Alice: (gets slapped by a wad of money).............$500?
Jack: 539.

Pastel: How do she do it?
Mer: The lassie has a sixth sense.

-the next day-

Kewl! I have a dare by the way, and Alice is not gonna like it.
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Set up a prom and make Alice go with Hiro.
(Dawt)
Endermee

Alice: Well that explains why I got ambushed by Rap and Elsa. (Wearing a strapless prom dress that goes to her knees. It's bright blue and glows green, pink, red, white, and black on it. Her hair is straight and right now very red. Soon to erupt in flames. Which explains Hiro's outfit)

Hiro: (wearing a black Inflammable tuxedo)

All boys: (wearing tuxes)
Rap, Mer, Elsa: (wearing the dresses from the boys wearing dresses dare)
Pastel: (I dunno your style) Time to DJ!! (Goes to DJ booth)

(Music starts playing)

Jelsa: (goes to dance)
Eugenezel:(talking)
Ash: (at the food bar-obviously-)
Merricup: (Mer's just trying to get Hiccup to let her use her bow)

Halice?
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--5 minutes later--
Alice: (hair died down to a simmer level)(STILL FLAMMABLE) This dress is too bright!
Hiro: I actually think it suits you.....(turns red)O.O

Rap: (tries to resist screaming 'OTP!!!!!OTP!!!!!')
Alice: (blushes) T-thanks.

-later on-

Pastel: Time for me to set the mood.
Mer: Ah ah ah. No lassie!
Pastel: (slaps button) NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!! (Makes evil laughter)

(Slow dance song)
Alice: No! Heck no!! I've put on this dress against my will, I'm wearing makeup (smears it off) I'm wearing these medieval torture devices!! (Takes off heels and throws them away) My crush is my date!
Hiro: WHAT?!
Alice: My hair might put this whole thing on fire!
Jack: (roasts marshmallow over her close to flames hair)
Alice: I will no-

Pastel: DO IT OR ILL STEAL BOTH OF YOUR GUMMY BEARS!!!!
Halice: (both look at each other)

Hiro: Please?
Alice:-_-......okay....

Eugenezel, Halice, Jelsa, and (because Mer was getting blackmailed) Merricup: (all go out to the dance floor and slow dance)

-after two slow dances-

Pastel: (still DJ-ing.) Okay thanks for having me guys! Now I'm gonna go see Lilla and plot revenge on Jack.
Jack: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!!
Mer: Not yu, Yu Snowman.

Alice: Thanks for coming and see you later! (Waves after)

All: BYE!!!!

-the next week-

Rap: (wrapping hair around Ash's head) I told you skating with sponges on a slippery floor was a bad idea.
Hiro: (black eye) But it wasn't our fault!
Elsa: (putting ice on his head) Oh really? Was there some invisible source that made you do it?

Ash and Hiro:.........

Hiccup: GUYS!!!! (Running in)
Jack: (flies in) GUESS WHAT!!!!

Ash: MORE POKEPUFFS!!!!!
Hiccup:.........no.
Ash:-_-

Rap:What?
Hiccup: It's a little hard to explain bu-
Mer: (pushes his face away) Alice!! The lassie go' new powers!!

Hiro: WHAT?!?!?!
Jack: (nods)
Elsa: This better not be a prank.
Hiccup: IT ISNT!!!

Alice: (walks in confused)

Rap: (makes that raised eyebrow with lopsided smile face. Ya know, the one in the campfire scene) Alrighty then. What is it?
Alice: (hair turns black) What is what?

Ash: (jumps up) YOUR POWERS-ow!!! (Hurts foot)

Alice: Oh that.....my new power is-

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