The Two-Parter Part Two: Abbie's Dares
Abbie: Almost... finished....
Me: What are you doing?
Abbie: AH! Oh it's you. I'm just writing.
Me: Writing what?
Abbie: My FanFic.
Me: Oh yeah! Well, I found your ask and dare vault.
Abbie: Cool! Ok. *Opens it up* *teleports her, me and vault to house*
Trophy: FINALLY! It took you a long time.
Abbie: Well, I was writing something.
Me: And I stopped by to see how Balloon and Suitcase are doing. Apparently, they are cuddling with each other.
Soap: Aw! That's so cute!
Yang: *muttering* de ja f****ing vu.
Abbie: So let's get started! My first one is a question and it says: "Who does everyone love?"
Everyone: *awkward silence* *All speak at the same time*
Me: Woah, woah, WOAH!!! OK, this is getting out of hand. Teardrop, why don't you write a graph of who everyone loves?
Abbie: Why didn't I think of that before?
Teardrop: *Writes down graph*
-A Few Moments Later-
Abbie: *Sees paper* So what does it say?
Me: It says:
Teardrop > Woody
Woody > Teardrop
Needle > Coiny
Coiny > Needle
Pin > Coiny
Firey > Leafy
Leafy > Firey
Pen > Pencil
Pencil > Pen
Eraser > Match
Match > Eraser
Knife > Microphone
Microphone > Knife
-Time Skip, because you probably know most loves already-
Abbie: Woah! That's alot! The next one I have is a dare and it says: "Have Leafy kiss Firey!"
Leafy and Firey: WHAT?!?!?! O/////O
Everyone: *Pulls their phone and camera again*
Leafy: Nonononononononono not this again. I thought we were going to do this o---
Abbie: JUST, DO IT!!!
-6 1/2 Hours Later-
Firey: Fine, I'll kiss her. *Kisses Leafy passionately*
Me: Uh oh, here we go again.
-1 Fangirling & Kissing Moment Later-
Coiny: Jesus, MY EARS! Firey! Get me some earmuffs!
Firey: Ok, ok! Geez!
Abbie: The next one is a question that says: "What would Blocky do if he saw the villain of my book?"
Blocky: Like, what are you, like, talking about?
Me: Abbie is talking about---*Buzzer rings on watch* Oh yeah I forgot! HUZZAH!!!!! *Zaps Blocky back to normal*
Blocky: I would kick his a##. Wait, how did I know the question?
Me: Your mind is back to normal.
Blocky: Oh, ok. Wait, WHY AM I A HUMAN???? DAMMIT DANGAN! YOU MADE ME MISS OUT ON DARES!!!!
Me: Hah, wait till' she sees his reaction!
Abbie: What?
Me: Nothing.
Abbie: Finally, I have a transformation dare!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Abbie: I know. This one is "Turn Leafy into" ----- into..... Didn't you write this for me Toadspanish?
Me: Yep, why? OH!!! The invisible ink! Yeah, I can fix that. *Rubs ink with cloth*
Abbie: NOW, I see it. Oh look, it says "Scootaloo".
Me: Heheh. I just had to.
Leafy: Wait, what's going----- *Turns into Scootaloo & is silent for 5 seconds*
Ice Cube: Wha? Am I living in a world of MLP references?
Bubble: *Looks at Leafy* Yois.
Leafy: Where's Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle?
Abbie: Why is...
Me: Oh yeah, once again Abbie, every transformation is a mind changing spell.
Abbie: Ok, thanks for reminding me. Anyways, now you guys can ask and dare us again!
Puffball: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!
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