Abbie: Ladies and Gentleman, this is the first ever edition of my asks and dares! *insert applause sfx*

Me: Are you sure you wanted that much of a grand entrance?

Abbie: Yep.

Coiny: Come on Firey, I need Pufferfish!

Firey: Why? So you can die?

Coiny: No, so I can poison Donut!

Donut: I HEARD THAT!!!

Fan: Can we just get on with the viewers one ask or one dare first, then yours?

Abbie: Ok then!

Ice Cube: Uh, so the first one from @Melody_tuneheart. This one says:

    I dare Yin Yang to do something lovey to Soap.

Yang: Are you KIDDING ME?!

Yin: Come on Yang, you have to do it with me!

Yang: Fine.

Soap: Where is the dirt? WHERE IS DA DIRT?

Yin: Hi Soap!

Soap: Oh, hi Yin-Yang!

Yang: Yeah, so I have something for you *Shows flowers to Soap*

Soap: Oh, that's so sweet! Thank you!

Yin: Your Welcome!

Pin: Ok, so this one is from DanganObjectTalia, and this one says:

Have 3 characters of your choice to team up, work together and climb Mount Everest/Kilimanjaro (whichever you choose)

Me: Ok! The 3 characters I choose are Donut, Coiny & Pin!

Pin: Seriously? You are bringing back BFDIA 1?

Me: Yep. And the mountain I choose is Mount Everest!

Donut: F**k you.

Me: Oh, DON'T YOU DARE! Coiny, get him!

Coiny: Got it! *Stuffs Pufferfish in Donut's mouth.*

Donut: *DEAD*

Me: *Recovers Donut & teleports me, Coiny, Donut & Pin to Mount Everest*

-3 Hours Later-

Coiny: YES! WE MADE IT!

Pin: Coiny, LOOK OUT! AVALANCHE!!!

*Snow buries the 3 on the mountain*

Me: I should probably rescue them. *Teleports everyone back to the house*

Needle: Coiny! What happened?

Coiny: An avalanche happened in Mount Everest.

Needle: Oh yeah, that always happens.

Abbie: Can we get through these things quicker?

Me: Yeah, only if we could get a two-parter.

Leafy: Yeah.

Knife: So--

Mic: WAIT! Allow me to do it baby. This one is from @Bfdi_girl and she put in 3 things, but she decided this one:

I dare fan to kiss Testy

Test Tube & Fan: O////O

Everyone: *Grabs their phones and cameras in a full second*

Fan: I'm sorry this had to happen Test Tube. *Kisses Test Tube*

All Girls: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Me: And, there goes the screams.

Coiny: *Snaps Picture* Yeah, it's just like going to a Justin Bieber concert.

Me: How do you know?

Coiny: Needle went to one once.

Me: Ok then.

Snowball: *Puts Camera Away* The next one is from @KatelynMaiOfficial and it says:

Taco,if you had one regret what would it be?

Taco: I think one regret I have is making everyone pissed off at me.

Abbie: Well, at least you got over it!

Taco: *sigh* Yeah, I guess I did.

Me: I think that's it.

Abbie: Is my part coming next?

Me: Yes, so please DO NOT comment asks or dares until the next chapter is made.

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Dare List (NOTE: Since this is a two-parter, the results will stay like this for the next chapter)

Microphone dressed like Lady Gaga and flirting with Knife: 6/12

Female Blocky: 5/5

Humanized Objects: 4/60

Firey the Servant: 3/5

Suitloon Moments: 2/7