The Sexy Steve Shuffle
Me: *sigh* Having a few nerves going on?
Abbie: Why?
Me: It is September 4th (NOTE: I was writing a draft of this on 9/4/2016) and I am starting school on the 6th. And entering Year 7.
Abbie: I'm sure your Year 7 won't be bad, because---- *Alarm beeps* What was that?
Alarm Clock: YOU HAVEN'T DONE A ROUND YET DAMMIT!!! GO AND DO IT!!!
Me: F**k you Alarm Clock! *throws alarm clock out of the window* Anyways, let's just do the next set of questions and dares. *teleports everyone to the room*
Puffball: Yay! More asks and dares!
Abbie: The first dare from Dangan says:
Can I have Taco to be a cat for 3 chapters? :33
Taco: That sounds like it's a question.
Eraser: Bruh.
Me: TO THE TRANSFORMER 3000!!!!!
*A random shock teleports me and Taco to the Transformer 3000*
Taco: Okay, here we go. Meow!
Me: We haven't even gone to the lever stupid.
Taco: Oh yeah. *Quickly pulls the lever and turns into a cat* Meow! meowmeowmeowmeow! (Wow! I'm a Cat!)
*A random shock teleports me and Taco back to the main room*
Taco: *goes to Abbie* Meow! (Look at me!)
Abbie: Aww
Me: Ok! The next dare from Dangan says:
Choose someone from ANY video from SMG4. He/she will join the cast for 8 chapters
Me: Hmm, this is gonna be tough. *thinks long and hard* STEVE!!!!
Blocky: NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO!!!
Me: Oh come on, he taught me the Sexy Steve Shuffle! *does the Sexy Steve Shuffle* Anyways, I'm gonna need to use one of those spells. EARTH CONTROL!!!! *Random portal comes out and Steve comes out of it while portal disappears*
Steve: Hi Guys!!
Pen: Hi, Steve. *Sarcastic*
Snowball: What's the question say?
Abbie: It says:
I need someone to calculate the radius of the elimination ring in BFDI
Golf Ball: *gasps for breath* The radius for the elimination ring in BFDI is-----------
*Censored due to very complicated science*
Golf Ball: And you will have the radius of the elimination ring in BFDI.
Blocky: *silent for 1 minute then salutes* Gooday sir. *Falls into a pool*
Me: Wow, that was completely original. *notices Suitcase and Balloon in another room watching a movie* OH YEAH!!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!
Ice Cube: Wha?
Me: I got a dare from @Bfdi_girl! She says:
HAVE SUITLOON LONGER THERE!!!
Me: OK!!!
Fan: By how many more chapters?
Me: 37 Chapters!!!
Paper: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?????
Me: Nope! I figured that if people were gonna make their own stuff longer, I would too!
Taco: Meow? ("What Do You Mean"?)
Me: I can't answer anymore questions about that.
Abbie: The last one from @imnotpostinganything says:
Woody what would you feel like if Teardrop turned into (gray) metal because of yoyle berries (I'm not sorry)
Woody: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: Okay, I guess that's it.
Leafy: Wait, what are we doing again?
Eraser: Ask and Dare Us!
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Dare List
Microphone dressed like Lady Gaga and flirting with Knife: 7/12
Humanized Objects: 5/60
Firey the Servant: 4/5
Suitloon Moments: 3/37
Scootaloo: 2/7
Tacat: 1/3
Steve "Hi Guys!!!": 1/8
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