
Tomato Factory
When we left off... UGH JUST STOP BEING LAZY AND REREAD IT! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
Voice: Today, we have a guest star, which will be helping with the questions. It's....
Dina: *Falls from ceiling*
Voice: .... Dina1223445swag! Do what she says.
Dina: *Jumps to her feet* *Brushes off clothes* Okay, hello! I have questions and dares for you guys!
Yobot: *Groans*
Dina: *Smacks Yobot on the arm* Deal with it.
Yobot: .~.
Dina: *Pulls out clipboard* Now, this was asked by multiple people.... Kaden, why do you hate ketchup?
Kaden: I don't wanna say...
Voice: What about this concept of doing what she tell you is so difficult to understand?
Kaden: Fine. This'll be a doozy, though. Settle down, kids.
One day, when I was six years old, I ran away from home because my parents got divorced. My mother and father then disappeared from AARIO for no apparent reason.
I was by myself for a few days. I stole food from grocery stores to eat and slept on park benches. I met a few nice hobos, at least.
One day, I came across a tomato factory, and since I was really hungry, I snuck in and ate a few.
Unfortunately, I made the mistake of staying in there too long. When I went to the doors, they were locked!
Adding to my bad luck was the GIGANTIC snowstorm that struck the day after. I was stuck in that stupid factory for a week, living on tomatoes and bathroom-sink-water. I can't stand the taste of anything tomato-y. *Shudders*
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Kaden: Hey, it's true! *crosses arms*
Dina: *Checks off question* Okay, moving on...
Rayonnait, I dare you to cut your hair and dye it blue!
Rayonnait: *Falls down on knees* *Raises arms to ceiling* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Akída: Here, I'll do it. Evander, Marloe, grab her arms.
Marloe: :/ Just cause I'm wearing gloves doesn't mean-
Akída: Yeah, yeah. *COUGH* lazy *COUGH*. Yobot, you help me.
Yobot: Okay.
Yobot and Evander: *pin down Rayonnait*
Akída: *grabs scissors and dye that suddenly appear in midair* *Steps towards Rayonnait
Rayonnait: C'mon, guys, can't we discuss this?!?!
Akída: Nope. *chops off Rayonnait's pigtails* *pours blue dye over her hair*
Rayonnait: NO MY PRECIOUS HAIR! *Glares at Akída*
Akída: Hey, I think it suits you *snickers*
Voice: Rayonnait, your hair will return to normal the same time that Safira can stop wearing pink.
Rayonnait: YAY!
Akída: *Scoffs*
Safira: But... When will that be?
Voice: Hehe...
Akída: ^-^
Dina: *Checks off clipboard again* Akída-
Akída: AAAGGGGHHHH! *Rips out part of hair*
Dina: *Clears throat* AKÍDA, I dare you to dye your hair pink, and wear polka-dots.
Akída: AGH, NO! NO! *Punches nearest wall* OOOWWWW....
Rayonnait: *Raises hand* I volunteer to dye his hair!
Dina: Good.
Rayonnait: *Throws bucket-of-pink-dye-that-came-from-nowhere on Akída*
Akída: *Is covered in pink.* Grr...
Purple polka-dots appear on Akída's sweater and jeans.
Akída: >:I You're dead, lamp.
Rayonnait: At least I'm not pink-and-purple-polka-dotted.
Yobot: OOOHHH NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN SPIKEY?
Akída: *Raises fist*
Dina: Okay, that's enough! Next... Gula! Are you a gamer?
Gula: *Shakes head* Don't mention gaming to me. I've had enough of Yobot's 'Let's Play's.
Yobot: •U•
Dina: Well... The next one is for Cherry! Which person/robot/plant/whatever else here do you hate the most?
Cherry: Yobot. He's... Yobot. That's all I can say.
Yobot: Hay! What's wrong with this amazingness? *Stands up and flexes invisible muscles*
Cherry: *Points to Yobot* See what I mean? And hay is for horses.
Yobot: :c
Dina: We're almost done, sadly.
Evander: *Jumps to his feet* BONZAIIIII!!!!
Dina: Sit down.
Evander: •^• *Sits down*
Dina: Anyways... Rose, who's your favourite person/robot/plant/who cares here?
Rose: Um... I like Willow...
Willow: c:
Everyone else: *Are offended* -_-
Dina: Well... This one will be fun! It's a dare... For Willow! Willow, rip a flower off of its stem!
Willow: FUN? YOU MONSTER! YOU CAN'T HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO DO SUCH A TERRIBLE THING!
Dina: Don't make me bring Voice into this...
Voice: Do it, tree, or we'll make you rip up TWO.
Willow: .-. Fine... *Sobs*
Dina: Here *Hands Willow a flower with a happy face on its centre*
Willow: •w• I... I can't!
Dina: *Points to flower*
Willow: *Sighs* I'm sorry, buddy... *Rips top off flower*
Flower: *In tiny, high-pitched voice* Nooooo.... *Smiley face changes to sad face*
Willow: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Rose: *Stands up* It's okay, Willow. *Leads Willow to corner*
Dina: Well, I've gotta go, everyone! *COUGH not because the author thinks this is long enough and doesn't want people to expect really long chapters like this all the time COUGH*.
It was nice meeting... Most of you. Bai! *Falls through floor*
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