Rose Quartz
When we... Ah, forget it.
Voice: Welcome back, Aver-
Screen: ASK - Rayonnait, do you have any light-based powers, being a humanized lamp and all?
Voice: HEY, I WAS TALKING! *grumbles*
Gula: *Turns to Rayonnait* You're a humanized lamp?
Rayonnait: Yes. Don't think about it too much. As for the answer to the question, no. But my smile lights up a room! *winks*
Safira: *rolls eyes*
Screen: DARE - Rayonnait, sit in a dark corner, wear all black, and hold a.... Spider!
Rayonnait: v-v *outfit becomes black*
Voice: To the corner. NOW.
Rayonnait: *Walks sadly to corner* *Sits down* His long do I have to do this for?
Voice: Until I say you can stop.
Rayonnait: ~-~
Voice: Oh, yeah, I forgot the spider.
Rayonnait: *Shrieks* *spider appears on her head*
Akída: (°u°) Best day ever.
Screen: ASK - Safira, who is your favourite person/BFF?
Safira: Uh... I don't know if I want to choose...
Voice: Don't care. Do it. This is part of the contra- *COUFH* I MEAN, THE GAME.
Safira: Fine. I like...
All: 0u0
Safira: Well... Marloe and Xothia are cool...
Marloe: ^~^ *Blushes*
Xothia: YAYAYAYAYAY I LOVE YOU TOO SAFIRA!
Safira: I didn't say... Ah, forget it.
Yobot: I'm hurt *Sniffles*
Cherry: Hey, man up, would ya? *Smacks Yobot on arm*
Screen: ASK- Xothia, do you play a musical instrument? If so, which one?
Xothia: Well, I don't play any instruments... But I love to sing! Safira knows that, she's heard me a bajillion times!
Safira: Yeah...
Xothia: I'll show you guys!
*Screechy, high-pitched singing*
AND I DON'T WANT YOUR HEART, YOU SOUL, OR YOUR HANDS,
I WANT YOUR BODY, WANT YOUR BODY INSTEAD,
NA NA NA N-
Voice: THAT'S ENOUGH!
Xothia: :(
Screen: DARE - Kaden, tap dance in a bunny suit.
Kaden: What the... WHO CAME UP WITH THIS TOURTURE? I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND-
Evander: Hey, there are children around!
Kaden: *Sighs* *Clothes change to giant pink and white bunny suit*
Safira: *Turns on random radio* *plays corny music*
Kaden: *Jumps up and down, clicking his heels and toes off the floor and spinning around*
Yobot: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That's funny. ^.^
Xothia: He looks funny XD
Akída: *Pulls out phone and takes video*
Kaden: Can I stop now?
Voice: Fine.
Kaden: *stops dancing* *clothes return to normal* Thank Gish.
Screen: DARE - Willow, slap Rose in the face without her knowing about it.
Rose: I can read, y'know. How am I supposed to not know?
Willow: Oh well. We'll just have to make the best of the sichie-ation.
*Walks behind Rose*
Rose: *Turns to look at her*
:/
Willow: *Slaps Rose with a 'save the planet' brochure that she just so happens to keep in her pocket at all times*
Rose: Owowowowowow.... Oh well, you're still mah buddy ^-^
Screen: ASK - All, do you know what the fourth wall is?
Voice: THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO!
Safira: Yeah, that was uncalled for! Why would you guys ask such questions?
Voice: IT'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
Rose: Um... I know what it is, but how is it relevant to this situation?
Evander: Yeah...
Voice: IT'S NOT. Shush, child.
Rose: But... I'm not a child...
Evander: Neither am I! *humphs indignantly*
Safira: Let's move on.
Screen: DARE - Rose, dress up as Rose Quartz.
Rose: Who?
Rose Quartz: *appears in middle of room* And then I... 0-0
Well, it appears that I'm not in the Gem Homeworld anymore. So, who might you all be?
All: 0-0
Rose and Rose Quartz: *magically swap clothes*
Rose: Huh? What? But... What?
Rose Quartz: Stranger things have occurred with the other Gems...
Rose: Gems?
Rose Quartz: Long story.
Akída: *Takes picture* This is priceless!
Voice: Okay, that's enough.
Rose and Rose Quartz: *magically swap clothes again*
Rose: It was nice meeting you!
Rose Quartz: You too, of course! Although, I'm not sure about that spikey kid over there... *glances at Akída*
Akída: Hmph.
Rose Quartz: *Vanishes in cloud of sparkles*
Voice: Oh! I almost forgot! We have a new addition to the Alliance!
Joelan: *Pops up through floor* Hey, where am I? Is my Dad here?
Safira: Hey, my name's Safira! I'm sorry, your Dad isn't here... But there's all of us! And we're your friends, right, guys?
Xothia: YUY!
Akída: Sure?
Gula: Of course, you little dumpling!
Joelan: Dumpling?
Akída: Don't mind her.
Joelan: Okie! I like you! *Sits by Akída*
Akída: 0-0 *mouths* Gula, help me!
Gula: -_- Why do you like him?
Joelan: He's cool ^-^
Akída: Okay... Well, you're right, kid.
Joelan: :)
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