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Deepest, Darkest Secrets

Pac-Man: Okay, anyone who wants to share their secrets first?

Everyone: ....

Pac-Man: Okay then... *Sighs* I hate to say this... but... Pinky tastes really sweet when I have eaten her in the past!

Pinky: Y-you think I taste sweet?

Pac-Man: Yeah... I'm sorry! I just love your taste!

Pinky: Oh my gosh! I love you even more if you love the way I taste! I'll feed you slime samples of me!

Pac-Man: *Smiles and blushes* I'm glad that at least Pinky is happy with me.

Cyli: I hate to say this... but I honestly like to cosplay as ponies....

Spiral: *Tries not to laugh*

Cyli: I love to go to Brony conventions, but I never been able to take any of my friends with me.

Spiral: Cyli, babe. I would love to go with you to a Brony convention!

Lianna: I would love to as well!

Cyli: Thanks you too.

Spiral: I.... *Sighs* I support the ship Pac-Man x Pinky.

Cyli: What's wrong with Pac-Man x Cyli?

Spiral: I honestly really like you, Cyli.

Cyli: *Blushes and smiles*

Pinky: Yes! I love my sweet Paccums!

Blinky: Okay... I honestly don't like the ship of Blinky x Inky...

Inky: Wait, people ship us?

Blinky: Yep.

Inky: That is strange stuff... anyway, I honestly like how hot Butt-ler's booty on his forehead looks...

Butt-ler: -_- End my afterlife...

Pinky: I happen to secretly have been trying to plot Cyli's death!

Cyli: Oh my god! I better call the cops! The president! My family! Help! Murderous yandere ghost!

Pinky: *Sweats a bit* Gotta go... *Flies off*

Cylde: I honestly... I TAKE THE DEAD BODIES OF MY PETS AND STUFF THEM UP LIKE A TAXIDERMIST AND TURN THEIR ORGANS INTO FOOD FOR MY OTHER PETS! *Cries*

Inky: That's sick.

Blinky: I better call the asylum number...

Cylde: Better get going! *Flies off*

Butt-ler: *Sweats* I actually like to spend my free time at a night club!

Dr.Buttocks: How dare you don't invite me to the night club!

Butt-ler: Yes. Betrayus gets mad at me when he often fines myself in a dumpster and passed out drunk.

Dr.Buttocks: *Starts to smirk*

Pac-Man: I wouldn't be smirking for long, Dr.Buttocks. It's your turn now.

Dr.Buttocks: *Sweats* I HAPPEN TO WEAR DIAPERS WHEN I SLEEP AND ON MY HEAD BECAUSE MY FOREHEAD LITERALLY HAS CRAP COMING OUT FROM THAT CRACK!

Everyone: *Laughing and rolling on the floor*

Dr.Buttocks: *Flies off crying*

Betrayus: Well... *Gulps* I have a genderbent version of myself named BetrayASS!!!

Everyone but Lianna: *Rolling on the floor, laughing*

Lianna: -_- I know that. *Gulps* I hate to say this... but Betrayus... I love you... but sometimes when I watch your show... I sometimes feel disturbed... by you..

Betrayus: O.O Okay...

Inky: Okay.... so... now our secrets have been revealed...

Blinky: *Gulps*

Cyli: Ask and dare us...

Pac-Man: Bye... *Awkwardly smiling and waving*

The End...

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