Me: *Phone buzzes* Huh? I'm awake- Oh, its an Ask! To all the Stevies, who has the best girlfriend? I'm going to bring in some special guests for this one. That's from Insert-User_Here.

Erica: That doesn't sound creepy at all.

Me: I know, right?

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Me: Well, since Stevie H and Stevie Cat can't participate because they have boyfriends, I have decided to invite Stebee (From Mousie's book - Ethereal) and Astro Stevie (From Mousie's Among Us Roleplay)!

Stebee: Ooh, so many people!

Astro: ... Hi.

Stevie W: Well, Rose and Phoenix are amazing. They're pretty and they look after me.

Stebee: My girlfriend is a princess! Like, an actual Princess and her name is Moone. She's super duper tall and she's really nice.

Astro: You're both wrong, my girlfriend is the best. Her name is Aphrodite, she's literally named after a goddess because she is one!

*The Stevie's begin to argue. Stebee begins threatening to sting people with her barbs, Astro has pulled out a knife and Stevie W has started trying to run away*

Me: Ah...

Stevie: *Flicks her ear* What strange individuals. Would that be me if I was a two-leg?

Stevie H: Why are you so calm?

Me: Because I know they're all wrong, because I have the best girlfriend. She even gave me a frog plushie!

Stevie H: That's very nice.

Me: Anyway, thanks for the ask, Mousie!