AmberGoldenHeart
Dare: I dare Lapis to go kiss Jasper and tell Jasper and Peridot she wants them both and if they can have a three way relationship, then if they agree Lapis has to scream 'IM DATING A GREEN DORITO AND A BIG BUFF CHEETO PUFF AND I LOVE IT' Go do it Lapis.

A/N: There will be an alternative one

@ the barn with the dorito and cheeto puff
Well.. that's long...but okay
Hey Jasper!
Jasper: -Looks up from what she's reading- What?
Come over here,
Jasper: -Grumbles but goes to her- What do you want Lazuli?
-Flies to Jasper's height and smooches her cheek-
Jasper: -Blushes- What was that for?!
Hey Peri!
Peri: -Stops using her tablet- Yes Lazuli?
Come here,
Peri: Fine -Walks over to Lapis-
-Smooches Peri-
Peri: -Blushes-
I want you both. Can we have a three way relationship?
Peri & Jasper: -Blushes more- WHAT NO WAY!
Well I tried -Pouts-

Hi.

Here's the alternative one

Hey Jasper!
Jasper: -Looks up from what she's reading- What?
Come over here,
Jasper: -Grumbles but goes to her- What do you want Lazuli?
-Flies to Jasper's height and smooches her cheek-
Jasper: -Blushes- What was that for?!
Hey Peri!
Peri: -Stops using her tablet- Yes Lazuli?
Come here,
Peri: Fine -Walks over to Lapis-
-Smooches Peri-
Peri: -Blushes-
I want you both. Can we have a three way relationship?
Peri: Uh sure?
Jasper: Meh
Cool.-Goes outside of the barn- -Inhales- IM DATING A GREEN DORITO AND A BIG BUFF CHEETO PUFF AND I LOVE IT!!

Meanwhile at the house, Steven and the gems heard Lapis' declaration

Steven&Amethyst: -Laughs hysterically-
Pearl: What is up with Lapis now? -Rolls eyes-
Garnet: -Gives a thumbs up-