This was a almost dare from @tick-tack but not really but it involves tourting 13 year old Dick, so I'm doing it.

PBL: Bruce I need your help-

Bruce: Who are you?!

PBL: I am a witer my real name is XXXXXXX but I go by Pixie Boots Lover, I need your help.

Bruce: Why should I help you?

PBL: Because it involves Dick being with Barbara.

Bruce: I'm listening.....

Later

Bruce: Dick, Barbara there some undercover work I need you to go on.

Babs: AWESOME! I have never done undercover work before.

Dick: Where will be going?

Bruce: The Gotham city Valintines Day Dance

*Dick's Face turns Ghostly Pale*

Dick: Bu-But Bruce we can't go to this dance A) It is for couples ONLY B) You have to be at least 16 to get in C) BARBARA AND I ARE NOT A COUPLE!!!

Bruce: You are going, because Barbara needs work on her under cover work and if something does happen you two will already be at the seen. 

*Dick justs stands there jaw dropped with a dead expression*

Babs: This is going to be so much fun!

Before the Dance

Alferd: Are you alright Master Richard, you don't look well.

Dick: It just, this mission is so stupid, I mean, do you know how akward it's going to be pretending to date my best friend?

Alferd: I can't say that I do, but I do know any challenge you two face together you can concour. You and her have a very sepical bond. (Alferd knew that bond was love. From the second he saw them together he knew it was love, but now was not the time to tell Master Richard that.)

Dick: Thanks Alferd

*Dick goes to get Barbara* *Dick's Jaw Drops in awe*

Babs: How do I look Boy Wonder?

Dick: You look, um yeah.....but you know, ummmmm.

Babs: What I was looking for was good or bad.

Dick: AMAZING!!! I mean, good. You look good. Look at the the time, the dance will start soon. Shall we go Ms. Gordon. *Puts out arm in a gentleman like mannor*

Babs: We shall Mr. Grayson. *Accepcets arm*

At The Dance

Dick: This is so boring, there is NO crime here.

Barbara: This is fun, to see all the couples, laughing, and smiling and being in love. Sometimes I wish I had a boyfriend to be in love with.

*Dick cartoonishly spits out punch*

Dick: You WANT a boyfriend?!

Babs: Yeah, I mean he would have to be smart, and funny, and kind. He would have to be someone who I can trust. It also wouldn't hurt if he was handsom, but that's not my selling point.(Barbara despretly hoped Dick would relize she was talking about a certian Boy Wonder)

Dick: Well, sounds like you thought about this alot.

*The song Pirate and a Princess comes on*

Barbara: Dick, come dance with me.

"Just like first grade on the playgroung all day, and soon enough you'll hear the black top calling for you, and after that there is nothing you can do, I am a pirate you are a princess, we can sail the seven seas, bring back the presants for all the people, everyone will love us even Cortney will love, us..." 

*Dick and Babs Dance Together for awhile*

DJ: Ok my lovers, this is the last song of the night.

*Slow dance song comes on*

Dick: I've had lots of fun

Babs: Even know at first you would rather shoot yourself in the foot than go with me.

Dick: I just thought being your fake boyfriend would make things akaward.

Babs: I think your an awesome fake boyfriend *rests head on shoulder*

Dick: I think your an awesome fake girlfriend. *Runs fingers through hair*

Babs: Maybe we could go on a fake date again sometime *Gives Dick a peck on the cheek*

In The Batcave

*Bruce and PBL are watching the servalinace video for the dance. They first bump each other. They have done good work*

PBL: Ask questions and dares I will try to do them all in a timely matter. Stay whelmed.