Pixie: Sup. Today, we are once again bothering the preteen-wonders. As you may or may not know, Barbara was a huge fan of Batman and Robin before she became Batgirl. With that information in mind, let the fun begin.

Babs: Math is stupid.

Dick: Yeah it is, but we still have to do it.

Babs: When do we ever use algebra in the real world, ever?

Dick: I don't know! All I know is that I'm good at math and your not.

Babs: Ha! My writing amd vocabulary can run circles around yours.

Dick: It's not my fault English isn't my first language!

Babs: And it's not my fault I dont memorize math facts for fun!

Dick: Okay let's just argree we both kinda suck at stuff.

Babs: Deal. *write down one more thing* Alright, I'm done my homework. Let's watch TV or something. *turns on TV in Dick's room*

TV: But Marie, I love you. *channel channel* Its going, its going, its gone! It's a home run for the Gotham Knights! *channel change* If.David the Dog buys 3 apples and 4 oranges, how many pieces of fruit will he have together? *channel change* And live at the crime scene where Batman and Robin took down Killer Moth.

Babs: Keep this on!

TV: Just last night the notorious super villain, Killer Moth, attempted to rob Gotham Bank.

Dick: Ha! Killer Moth is the lamest villain ever.

Babs: Oh please, you couldn't fight Killer Moth. Batman and Robin just make it look easy.

Dick: Well actually-

Babs: SHHHHHH!

TV: And now we are going to show an exclusive security clip of Batman and Robin taking down Killer Moth. *Batman takes down three thugs at the same time. Robin flips over Killer Moth, disarms him, and kicks him in the face.*

Babs: Wow!

Dick: It's not that cool.

Babs: Yes it is! Did you see the way Robin took down Killer Moth? It was awesome!

Dick: Well if Robin is just so great why don't you be his best friend?

Babs: Dick, are you jealous?

Dick: No! Of course not!

Babs: Yeah, you are. You're jealous of Robin!

Dick: Well what if I am? You're talking about him like he's a God!

Babs: Dick, listen to me; you are my best friend. Robin is not going to change that. *laughs* But seriously, you were jealous over a guy who dosn't wear pants.

Dick: Yeah, I was being stupid.

Babs: *still laughing* And he makes such AWFUL puns.

Dick: His puns arn't that bad.

Babs: And his superhero name is a little tiny bird.

Dick: You can stop now.

Babs: *Laughing really hard.*

Dick: Please stop. -_-

Alfred: Mistress Barbara, your father has come to pick you up.

Babs: *wipes tears from laughing so hard* Bye circus boy. See you tomorrow. *leaves*

Alfred: Sir, you do realize that you are Robin?

Dick: Don't remind me.

Pixie: Oh, how I love young Dick and Babs. If you do, ask and dare them to do more stuff. If you don't, get out of my book. Just get out. Either way, stay whelmed!