Cat: yes! We have a dare! *reads dare* HAHAHA!! the best dare EVER!
Mabel: i heard we got a dare!
Cat: yep!
Mabel: what in it?!
Cat: on sec. *claps hands and rainstar in standing beside her* you did the best dare!
Rainstar: thanks!
Mabel: what is it?!
Cat: first we need people. I want everyone to see this! *claps and dipper, Pacifica, Ford, Stan, bill, Wendy, Soos, and old man Mcgucket are is the room* maby we should go to a bigger room.
Everyone: yes!
Cat: *claps and their outside* that's better!
Pacifica: why our we all hear?
Cat: you got an dare!
Pacifica: me! Why! And why in everyone hear!?
Cat: i want everyone to see!
Pacifica: i hate you!
Cat: i know! Know tell us you're dare Rainstar!
Rainstar: i dare Pacifica... to kiss old man Mcgucket!
Pacifica: WHAT?!
Cat: hahaha!
Pacifica: but, but, bu... *grabs Dipper's arm* i'm dating! Remember?
Dipper: please don't bring me into things. But i'm sorry to stay paz... it's an dare, has to be done.
Pacifica: but where dating!
Dipper: us dating is an d-dare s-sorry.
Pacifica: *let's go of dipper* it was bad enough to hold his hand during weirdmageddon!
Everyone but Pacifica: Do it! Do! Do it!
Deathgirl: *jumps off roof, into the crowd* DO IT!
Everyone but Deathgirl: *stares at Deathgirl*
Deathgirl: what?
Cat: when did you get hear?
Deathgirl: never left.
Rainstar: that's not weird.
John cena: *runs into crowd" JOHN CENA! I mean DO IT!
Deathgirl: omg! it's JOHN CENA! *random music plays in background*
Dipper: where is the music coming from?!
Bill: sorrynotsorry, had to.
Cat: ok?
Pacifica: *slowly backing away*
Rainstar: she's trying to escape!
Cat: *teleports Pacifica into the middle of the crowd* do the dare already!
Pacifica: fine!
Mcgucket: *sleeping in a bush*
Cat: Deathgirl, go wake him up.
Deathgirl: fine! *trows rock at Mcgucket*
Mcgucket: *wakes up* the chickens our attacking! They seek revenge!
Cat: yes they do... but that's besides the point. You have to kiss Pacifica.
Mcgucket: the fake blond? But my raccoon wife!
Dipper: yes the fake blond, sorry but you have to.
Mcgucket: oh, donkey spittle.
Cat and Deathgirl: do it!
Deathgirl: jinx! You got to give me an pitt cola!
Cat: fine.
Rainstar: i want an pitt cola! Ohhh... they're doing it!
Pacifica and Mcgucket: *quikly kiss*
Pacifica: soap! I need soap!
Bill: *snaps and Pacifica has soap*
Pacifica: *shoves soap in mouth*
Rainstar: *snickering* you realize... that the dare did not mention you had to do it on the lips. Right?
Pacifica: *faints*
Cat: *high fives Rainstar*
Mcgucket: welp! Know that that's done, time to prepare for the chicken invasion. *walks away*
Mabel: *recording everything* blackmail.
John cena: John cena! *random music plays in background*
Bill: had to!
Cat: well, since you hear John cena for some odd reason i have an dare for you!
John cena: John c... i mean, ok!
Cat: i dare John cena to adopt Deathgirl as his daughter!
John cena: ok!
Deathgirl: omg! Yes!
John cena: she in cool. She jumped off a roof!
Deathgirl: thanks DAD.
Wendy: this was better than a day of work...
Soos: nothings better then the mystery shack!
Stan: that was fun... i guess?
Ford: *writing in journal about John cena*
Cat: that was amazing! Well remember to ask and dare!
Mcgucket: *is background getting pecked by chickens* chicken invasion!