Cat: guys! Come quick!
Everyone but bill: *run into room* what?!
Cat: let's do truth or dare but instead of doing dare we tell everyone about yourself!
Dipper: so like, a truth or truth?
Cat: yes. When we did truth of dare, we only did dares. So since you are trapped doing this ask and dare book with me until I get bord, I thought we should know each other more.
Mabel: OK!
Stan's: how long are we doing this?!
Cat: don't worry! OK. Wait, where's Bill?
Dipper: I think I scared him from when I whent crazy.
Mabel: how can you scare bill?
Dipper: I don't know... All I remember is seeing red.
Cat: OK? Well let's get started!
Dipper: wait. BILL! SOMEONES EATING YOUR DORITOS!
Bill: *poofs out of nowhere* WHAT!?
dipper: found him.
Bill: *floats away from dipper* don't attack agen.
Dipper: *in head* I can use this. *out loud* if you behave.
Bill: OK.
Cat: dipper, have you ever kissed someone?
Dipper: no.
Mabel: dip, arnt you forgetting m...
Dipper: *covers Mabel's mouth* that dose not count!
Mabel: *licks dippers hand*
Dipper: gross! Did you lick my hand!?
Mabel: yes! And mermandow!
Dipper: it was CPR!
Everyone but dipper: *snickering, trying not to burst out laughing*
Dipper: fine! Mabel! What stuff animals do you not like?
Mabel: what!?
Dipper: remember, when we met the blind eye? We all confessed to sumthing and yours was that you did not love all you stuff animal's!
Mabel: I thought you forgot!
Cat: you have to answer it!
Mabel: i-i, um...
Bill: spit it out!
Mabel: fine! Lily and Tiffany! There are mean to the others!
Stan: OK?
Mabel: grunkle Stan! What do you like better, TV or BACON!
Stan: I CANT LIVE WITHOUT ETHER!
Ford: Stan clam dow...
Stan: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! I NEED BOTH!
bill: just chose Fez!
Stan: i-i uh... TV! *jumps out window* I sorry bacon!
Ford: that happened. I guess I will ask next since Stan is not here. Cat! What are you! *Graves out journal and pen pretty to wright*
Cat: I...well. I don't know?
Everyone but cat: *mouth drop to floor* what!
Cat: I don't know, I have just been like this.
Bill: OK... Let's drop the subject for now.
Dipper: wow! Bills being responsible!
Bill: *terns head away mumbling random things under breath*
Stan: *comes in holding two duffel bags*
Dipper: do I even want to know what's in there?
Stan: BACON!
Ford: are you OK now?!
Stan: yes. *takes a piece of bacon out of bag and eats it*
Cat: well, it's your tern to ask someone.
Stan: OK. Bill, are you planing to start the wirdmagaddon?
Dipper and Ford: with did I not think of asking that!?
Stan: I don't know. *eats more bacon*
Bill: yes.
Dipper and cat: *sends death glare at bill*
Bill: I m-mean. No?
Cat: *nods in approval*
Dipper: that's better.
Ford: wait, dipper. That monster is scared by you?!
Dipper: I may or may not have gone crazy and attacked him.
Stan: that's my boy!
Bill: if your done... Ford you must tell everyone what happened when you where in to portal.
Everyone but bill and Ford: yes!
Ford: no!
Cat: you have to tell us!
Ford: I joined a monster war.
Dipper: what! Why!
Ford: if I didn't, they would most likely have eaten me.
Mabel: OK?
Cat: well that's done.
Ford: was there a point to that?
Cat: probably... Well don't forget to ask and dare!
Dipper: ya! Give us something to do! Even i am bord enough to ask.
Mabel: and that's saying something.
Dipper: hey!
Cat: we better go before a fight starts. Bye!
Mabel: *in background throwing attack glitter at dipper*
Dipper: it burns!