Cat: WE GOT A DARE!
Mabel: *runs down the stars* YES!!
dipper: *falls down the stars* ow!
Bill: I herd pinetree in pain! *See's dipper on floor* haha!!
Cat: bill! Stop being mean to dipper!
Ford: *walks in from basement* did I hear we got a pair?
Cat: no? We got a dare!
Mabel: from who?
Cat: from Owana.
Owana: did someone say my name?
Dipper: wow, how do you get here?!
Cat: I teleported her here. Duh!
Bill: I thought there was no being mean to pinetree?!
Cat: that's not mean.
Owana: uh... What am I doing here?
Cat: oh yeah, I got your dare!
Owana: you did!
Cat: yep! Would you like to tell them?
Owana: OK! I dare the conman to tern himself into the cop's.
Ford: I like you already.
Mabel: where is Stan?
Dipper: BACON!
Stan: where?!
Dipper: there he is.
Cat: Stan Owana has dared you to turn yourself into the cop's.
Stan: OK!
Mabel: your OK with this?
Stan: yes. All I have to do is escape like the time I got arrested on the day Ford came back.
Dipper: how did you escape?
Stan: here, I'll show you. I may or may not have stolen the security tap. *shows the video above*
Ford and dipper: you did that!?
Mabel: what, wait can you do that. But when you had to do the Stan wrong dance you could barely lift your feet on the ground?!
Stan: poop! Well I finally go do the dare now! Bye! *runs away*
Mabel: grunkle Stan!
Stan: *goes up to sheriff blubs* hello sheriff I would like to confess all my crimes to you so you can arrest me.
Sheriff blubs: OK?
Stan: OK there is snacks evasion, pickpocketing, woodpecker baiting, impersonating a dentist...
1 hour later...
Stan: golf cart theft, bingo fraud, pug trafficking...
Sheriff blubs: Stop! Make it stop, I'll do anything! I'll...I'll, I'll let you go free. Just stop talking!
Stan: OK. *walks back to shack*
Ford: how did it go?
Stan: good, I almost drove the sheriff crazy.
Ford: oh, that's go... Wait what!
Dipper: grunkl Ford, have you seen his criminal record?!
Ford: no and I don't want to.
Cat: was that good Owana?
Owana: I wish he got arrested but it was still satisfying.
Cat: OK! Well remember to ask and dare us.
Owana: dare Stan to get arrested pleas.
Cat: Owana!
Owana: what!?
Cat: *facepalm* bye!!