cat: BILL!
bill: *poofs out of nowhere* what!?
Cat: what is this?! *shows video of bill above*
Bill: nothing... Just my next plan to rule the human race. And there is nothing you can...
Cat: *takes out rolled up news papers and starts to hit bill on the head with it* bad bill!
Bill: *growls*
Dipper: hey guys have yo... *See's cat hitting bill with newspaper, slowly walks away*
Cat: now, will you be good?
Bill: fine.. I'll be good. *mumbles under breath* unless your not around.
Cat: good. Now time to do what I came here to do. EVERYONE COME HERE NOW... *in head* hum, there not coming fast enough. I can Chang that. *out loud* BILL SET THE SHAKE ON FIRE!
Everyone but cat and Bill: WHAT!
Ford: where the fire!
Cat: there's no fire. I just said that to get yous down here faster.
Dipper: but, why is there smoke?
Cat: what...*terns and See's bill setting fire to the door* BILL!
Bill: poop!
Cat: *claps and Bill is tied in blue chains* there, that's better.
Mabel: so... What are we doing? DID WE GET A DARE!
Cat: sadly not... But I called us all together to play truth or dare while we wait.
Mabel: YES!
Cat: wait, were Stanley?
Ford: he's probably coning someone out of there money.
Cat: wait I know what to do! FREE BACON AND MONEY!
Stanley: what!? Where!?
Cat: OK, now that he is here we can start.
Mabel: I dare bill to do the lamy lamy dance!
Bill: *still in chains* never!
Cat: bill just do it... If you do then you get to dare someone of your choose.
Bill: fine! But aren't we playing truth or dare?
Cat: just go with it. *claps and Bill is in lamb costume*
Bill: fine!
Oh.... Who wants a lamy, lamy, lamy. I do, I do.
So... Go up and great your many, many, mamy. Hi there, hi there.
So March, March, March around the daises
And don't, dont, dont. You forget about the baby~
Everyone But bill: *dying of laughter*
Stan: *secretly recording it* I can sell this!
Bill: I will switch the functions of every hole in your face fez!
Stan: *shrugs shoulders* cat will help me.
Bill: uhhh... Pinetree! I dare you to... Eat twelve packs of smile dip!
Dipper: what! But...that is like pure sugar!
Bill: to bad! *snaps fingers and twelve packs of smile dip appear.
Dipper: fine! *starts to eat smile dip*
Mabel: you might want to stand back.
Dipper: *eats all twelve and is staring blankly at wall with mouth ajar*
Bill: 3...2...1....
Dipper: pie is the camera to the meaning of life. Pens are yummy candy! Tickle Train! *jumps on bill and starts to tickle him*
Bill: NO... BODY SPASMS!
Cat: well... That went well. I guess that dipper can't dare some one so I will!
Dipper: *petting air* it's OK lilyak, they won't eat you.
Cat: OK... Mabel! I dare you to go around town and wispers that you are a fatherless bird that loves gummy bears in peoples ears then walk away like nothing happened.
Mabel: yes! Wait, what? That random but OK!
Mabel: *in town. Goes up to sheriff blubs* I am a fatherless bird that loves gummy bears. *walks away*
Sheriff blubs: *spits coffee out* what!?
Mabel: *goes up to Toby determined* i am a fatherless bird that loves gummy bears. *walks away*
Toby determined: you to? I thought I was the only one.
Mabel: *goes up to mcgucket* i am a fatherless bird that loves gummy bears. *walks away*
Mcgucket: oh flapjacks and banjo spit! Did you here that raccoon wife!
Mabel: well that's over with.
Dipper: uhhh..  My head herts!
Cat: dipper you have to dare someone.
Dipper: o-ok. I dare Stan to give his TV away.
Stan: never! *trying to run but is caught by Ford*
Ford: you have to do it.
Stan: *has idea* OK! Here. *hands Ford TV* I will give it to you!
Ford: clever Stan. But what if want to take it apart for parts hum?
Stan: I dare Ford to give me back my TV.
Ford: well played.
Cat: OK! Now that's over, remember to a...
Ford: wait! Did you get dared?
Cat: uhh...
Bill: no, I don't think she did.
Cat: fine!
Ford: I dare you to... Tell us what you are!
Cat: i-im... I'm a cat! *terns into cat*
Mabel: boo!
Ford: she triked me!
Bill: good loop hole.
Cat: thanks! Now remember to ask and dare us.
Everyone: bye!