GoldTheDork asks: "GOOOOOOLLLLDDDDIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE- WHO'S YOUR BAEEEE???" And "TEEEEEXXXXXXX- DO YOU LNOW SAAAAANNNNSSSSS??"

Goldie: Well it's obvious that Spring is my bae. I mean, I'm married to him for fuck's sake.

Springtrap: Isn't Sans from Undertale? And no, I haven't met him. I feel like if I did, Goldie will beat the shit out of me.

Goldie: Damn straight I will!