A/N:

YAYYYY I'M UPLOADING!

So I just wanted to say that I only have 2 dares left bOoHoO :(

But to solve that later on today I'll ask on Instagram for asks or dares, since some of y'all are from there :D

And once I get more of them, I'll try my best to update! Sometimes it's kinda hard but I mean-

Alright enough chit chatting-TIME TO START :D

(Also I'm not doing the P (Poppy): or any of that anymore cause idk it's just cringe now-)

Poppy: is everything set?

Smidge: yes! We just need Bran-I UH I mean Frond :D

Poppy: aight then-COOPER

Cooper: y e s

Poppy: 😳😳😳

Smidge: 😳😳😳

Cooper: WHAAAAAAAT

Poppy: Cooper are you m-

Poppy: are you mad

Cooper: nœ :D

Poppy:

Poppy: but-

Smidge: kkkkkkkk COULD YOU BE A DEAR AND GET US FROOOOOOOND

Cooper: lolz sure why not *disappears*

Smidge: h-

Poppy: aight anyways-

Poppy: uh don't worry guys! Frond will be here in a minute :D

Smidge: ..yeah right-

~🌿Like idk 10 weeks later🌿~

Poppy: ;-;

Smidge: aight it's time to get the RHULER 😡

Poppy: S-

Poppy: Smidge,

Smidge:

Poppy: can you not

Poppy: it's been 6 seconds since he left [ahaha I LIED]

Smidge: kkkkkkkkkk

Cooper: *appears with Frond* yooooooooo SO I GOT FRONDO BOYE

Poppy: aight

Poppy:

Poppy:

Poppy: Cooper why the f-

Poppy: why the f🌿ck is Frond unconscious

Cooper: cause

Cooper: he was vibing and I didn't want him to stop vibing so like I decided to knock him out with a thicc coconut I found on a thicc palm tree now I know what you're thinking thicc coconuts don't exist on thicc palm trees cause thicc palm trees don't exist I forgot to wash my hands today WASH YOUR HANDS GUYS I found the secrets of the government but for some reason I have to keep them secret oh wait is that why I have to keep them secret h- so Frond just kinda passed out ya know? and I lifted him up from his weird jacuzzi and what I mean by weird is that for some reason it just looked weird like idk something from it was just WEIRD the formula to solve the area of a circle is π r2

Everyone:

Just:

Just everyone:

Like:

The whole entire solar system:

Cooper: h-

Poppy: so how do we wake up Frond

Cooper: I heard this cream works

Cooper: *uses coconut OOOOIL*

Frond:

Frond:

Frond: uHwhsYuGhshw what is happened-

Poppy: heya Frondie!-....that sounded better in my head 😔

Frond: oh, oh hey guys! So haha funny story I was dreaming of two coconuts hump-

Poppy: SO LET'S READ THE *looks at the envelope thing* DARE AMIRIGHT WE'VE BEEN WASTING OUR TIME

Frond:

Frond: kkkkkk

Poppy: *gives the envelope to Frondo boi*

Frond: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*opens the envelope*mmmmmmmmmm-

(A/N: this dare was from @/trolls_4ever121 on Instagram, I don't remember if she said she wanted pics or just text so I decided to do text bUt if you wanted pictures IM SO SORRY AKGSAKABSJ anyways thank you for daring! Here have a frond and a coconut 🌿 🥥 :D)

Frond: -mmmmmmmmmmthisiseasymyfriends👌

Poppy: hu h

Poppy: *sees the dare* oh dear coconut lord jessanch I ain't gonna survive this one

~🌿 Two Hours Later 🌿~

Cooper: hey Frooooooond

Frond: yeeeeeeeeees

Cooper: what's the formula to solve the area of a square again

Frond: oh

Frond: oh that's easy

Cooper: :O

Frond: the island provides *poofs*

Cooper:

Cooper:

Cooper:

Cooper: just as lazy as everyone else 😭

~🌿🌿🌿~

Smidge: I SCRATCHED MY KNEE 😔

Smidge: *sees Frond just. just vibing like. he's not even. he's not. he's just VIBING.*

Smidge:

Smidge: eyo Frond

Frond: yeeeeeeees

Smidge: can you hand me the bandaid kit that's like

Smidge: right next to you

Frond:

Frond: *literally has the bandaid kit in his hand*

Frond:

Smidge:

Smidge:

Frond:

Smidge: Frond

Smidge: Frond no please NO

Frond:

Frond: the island provides *poofs*

Smidge: I AM GOING TO DECEASE WITH PAIN WHY FROND WHAT AND WHY THE F🌿CK

~🌿🌿🌿~

Poppy: alright Frond, so your shirt has been...let's say through a lot-

Frond's Shirt: *IS DIRTEY AND JUST MUDDEY AAAAAAND WHATEVER A WHITE DIRTEY SHIRT DOES*

Frond:

Frond: yes, an-

Poppy: NO.

Frond:

Poppy: *inhales* now, Frond, please..give me the shirt-

Frond:

Frond:

Poppy:

Poppy: wait Frond NO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BEACHES NO

Frond: the island provi-did you just say for the love of beaches

Poppy: h-

Poppy: I FINALLY STOPPED HI-

Frond: the island provides✌️ *poofs*

Poppy: IM

Poppy: IM NOT EVEN-

Poppy: DO-

Poppy: well f🌿cking bullsh🌿t 👺

~🌿🌿🌿~

Dj: uhhh, has anyone seen my purple bracelet? I left it right next to me while I was makin sumn nice bops but it suddenly disappeared-

Cooper: why didn't you just leave it on

Dj:

Dj:

Dj:

Dj:

Dj:

Dj:

Dj: *realization hits her*

Dj: OW

Realization playing with coconuts in the background: IM SORREY

Frond: whatz goin onnnnnnnnn

Dj: I can't find my purple bracelet :(

Cooper: why didn't you jus-

Dj: oh and btw have you seen it-

Frond:

Frond:

Frond:

Dj:

Dj: Frond, s

Dj: FROND STOP

Frond: the island provides 👌✌️ *poofs*

Dj: NO F-

Dj: WHY 😭😭😭

Cooper: he probably has it-

Cooper: anywæz why didn't you just leav-

Dj: why must I lose everything I love 😔

Cooper: did you check in your hair

Dj: I'm like

Dj: tearing up

Dj: I'm so sad

Dj: I can't find it 😭

Cooper: did you check in your h-

Dj: I'm so done bro

Dj: I tried looking in the trees in the ocean in the sand and I can't find it 😭😭😭😭😭

Cooper: do

Cooper: did you check in your h-

Dj: FML 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cooper:

Cooper: 😡

~🌿🌿🌿~

Frond: yoooooooooooSOWHAT'SFORDINNERE

Poppy: we're having pizza! :D

Frond: cooooooolio

Frond: so imma go viiiiiiibe in my jacuzzi

Poppy:

Poppy: but-

Poppy: why don't you want to come eat with us-

Frond: cause

Poppy:

Frond:

Poppy: Frond

Frond:

Poppy: Frond please,

Poppy: Frond NO PLEASE

Frond: theislandprovides✊👌✌️ *poofs*

Poppy: F🌿CKING BULLSH🌿T D🌿MN F🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

~🌿🌿🌿~

Smidge: ooooooomg I'm GLAAAAAAD that Frond's dare will end soon

Cooper: omg YES 😭

Poppy: yalll chill, he's being funnnnnn

Dj: BUT

Poppy:

Everyone:

Dj: HE'S SAYING IT TOO MUCH

Poppy: bruh the dare said he should've just annoyed mE but he did that to everyone so liiiiiiiiiike

Everyone except Poppy:

Everyone except Poppy:

Everyone except Poppy: you're the most annoyed one we can tell

Poppy:

Poppy: I KNŒ 😭

~🌿 Anywæz the clock strikes 12 and its OVERE 🌿~

Frond: yallllll

Everyone:

Frond:

Everyone: NO 😭

Frond: wh-

Frond: I just-

Frond: I wanted to say hi-

Everyone: 😭-

Everyone: wait h-

Frond: NOT PROVIDABLE GUYS 😔✌️ *poofs*

Poppy:

Cooper

Dj:

Smidge:

The sand:

Poppy: did he just do 😭

Dj:

Dj: yeah he totally just do 😭

Smidge: but it's impossible to do 😭

Cooper: we all do 😭 at some point 😔

Everyone except Cooper: yeah, we all do 😭 at some point 😔

(A/N: OKAYE SO THAT'S ALL FOR THIS DARE

oh wow that took me longer than expected-BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING RITE-

Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this dare! I'll be happier than ever to take more dares and asks! I'll see you guys around! 💕)