C (Cooper): hEy y'ALL

C: so Smidge got drunk on coconuts with Frond so um

C: ye

C: and Poppy's taking care of him so um

C: ye

C: anyways

C: o

C: dIs is a d a r e

C: nIce

C: LEMME R E A D

C:

C:

C: so um

C: let's just hope Smidge is fine now-

8262636$:?1/&!/1&3!2'wb?????888666666 decades later

S (Smidge): whats mf UP

C:

P (Poppy): they're um....half drunk?-

C:

C: k

F (Frond): the island proviidejwvevskanbehenjdbwnqnwmw

P and C:

P: k bai-

C:

C:

C: BAI POPPYYY

C:

C: anyways

C: sMiDgE

S: y Ehnavw

C: you have to read the d a re

S: Kk

S: *reads the mf daRe*

S:

F: e

S:

S: *takes a whole mf tree*

C: g

F: oMg!!1!1!1!2!1 a cOcOnUt tReE!!2!2!2!2!!6!3!1!1!1!3

S: ahahahdhwjsgzaaaaAAAAHWHWVEKWBQ *hits Cooper*

C: e *dies*

S:

S:

S: ei

P.D. (Prince D): MY BROTHER

S:

S: I don't mF kNow whO u are ehEHEH

P.D.:

P.D.: *goes bacc into the future*

S:

S: nice

S: anywa-or wAitttttt...the dAre says to hit FrOnd?!1? Whoops

S:

S: *hits Frond with the tree (NOOOOOO BAEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)*

F:

F:

F:

F:

F:

F: ow my head-oh hi Smidge-

S: e

F: oDd...last thing I remember was eating coconut juice with alchohol-

C: *comes bacc to lyfe* you undrunk him how

P.D.: OMG YOU'RE ALIVE BROTHER

C:

C: who tf are yOu

C: wait

C: AND WHY DO U LOOK LEIK ME

P.D.:

C: IMP O S T O R

P.D.: ;-; *goes back into the future*

S:

S: wHo tF-

C: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS GODDESS

S:

S: what's a gOdUs

C: ._.

F: well, anyways-OH THE CAMERA HI NOPE I TOTALLY WASN'T DRinKinG

S:

S: *hits herself with the tree cause she's mf
d r u n k*

S: ow wtf

S: WHO HIT ME?!1?1!3!?2!1?3?

C: me

S:

S:

S: you better watch out

C:

S: y o u  b e t t e r  w a t c h  o u t

C:

S: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

C:

S: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT *gets 383627272 trees*

C: O____O

S: YOU BETTER WATCH TF OUT

C: RRRRUN-