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Breath of the Toxic, Bean Boozle, a Lot More Yelling

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Jacklynn: *blinks and chuckles when this dare comes in, and starts laughing*

Tessera: *brushing Delila* What's so funny?

Jacklynn: *still laughing* I think we either need to make a soundproof room, or evacuate the building again. It deals with Crea-

Tessera: *grabs an axe and stares blankly at me* .....

Jacklynn: *Still saying 'eeeeee'* ...ator. Creator. Scott.

Tessera: ......Oh, okay! *smiles and throws axe to a nearby salt pile* *blinks and looks at it* I think Brett was here.

Jacklynn: ....Sudden salt mountain?

Tessera: *corrects me* Meowntain. Also, long story, but I think Brett has now become a saltshaker and summoner.

Somehow, angry yelling is coming from the top of Salt Meowntain about 'monstro's lungs' and 'double shot' and pretty much how the game will eventually break.

Jacklynn: Welp, I suggest you get your stuff and leave to a ear safe zone we set up. AKA, out of the building.

Tessera: *two thumbs up*

Delila: *being aderpable*

~TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY capital letters~

Hazel: *talking with Swap Alec ((it had to happen eventually))* So I was thinking that this would be easy, but I don't know what my costume should be for Halloween.

S.Alec: *thoughtfully ((never thought you'd hear 'thoughtfully' and Alec' in the same sentence, huh?)) processes this* Well, Kya sounds nice. Maybe ask her what her idea in mind is.

Hazel: *smiles* That's an idea--

Jacklynn: *runs in* HAZEL!!

S.Alec: Uh oh, I must go. *smiles* Nice to meet you Hazel! *politely waves, then taps his watch on his wrist and teleports out of the building*

Jacklynn: *blinks* Didn't know Alec could...wait, nice to 'meet' you?

Hazel: *shrugs and nervously chuckles* Yeah, long story...so what is it?

Jacklynn: I need you for a dare.

Hazel: *winces and slowly stands up* Alright-

Jacklynn: Creation is going to do the Trial of the Master Sword (did I spell it right?). So he is going to rage. A lot. If he refuses to complete it, you get to turn him into an ice sculpture again!

~~~~~~~Meditation Progress~~~~~~~

Day 5: Still angry. Especially after that one day where he played COD. He played it nearly daily after that, saying that it is his 'wind down' when in reality it makes him angrier.

Day 6: A couple of casualties because he punched a wall in anger. Withered Bonnie narrowly escaped the crumbling wall but Golden Freddy got bonked in the head. He is fine though, and Springtrap vowed to not let him out of his sight. And by that, piggy backs for the bunny whenever he got too tired of following Golden Freddy.

Day 7: Take an angry chihuahua. Now give it a bunch of sass and salt, add some teenager girl's mood swings. Now take that and multiply it by three. Combine together. And that was Creation's mood that day.

Day 8: Chanclas. Chanclas everywhere.

Day 9: His mental stability is being questioned as of that morning. He got a flower, gave it to Ennard, says very calmly, "this represents my patience."

The flower was dead.

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Creation: *now has a switch in his hand and is growling and glaring at Hazel*

RJ: *crossing his arms and standing at the doorway* If you hurt Hazel, I'm going to personally send you to the Underworld and back.

Creation: *snarls at RJ and stares at the screen* Why the hell do I have to do this? What is the challenge? *he is trying to be nice*

RJ: Trust me, the game will tell you. Also, it's a dare. To add on...you will be playing a game afterwards. Another dare.

Creation: *growls and cracks his knuckles* Fine then. If it involves me killing enemies, I'm all for it.

~~~~~~~After going through the beginning and learning controls, gaining the abilities and such, he went straight to the trials. Hazel was not there at that point, until he started the trials~~~~

Creation: *spawns in the first one* What is this. *makes Link look around* Oh. Enemies. Wonderful.

Hazel: You'll have to kill them. *holding her charm bracelet*

Creation: Yeah yeah. *runs up to them, grabs a stick and starts beating them up* Heh, too easy. *defeats enemies and moves onto the next one*

~After the third~

Creation: You really gave me the best end of the stick, huh-- *gets blown up because the fire reached some barrels* .......... *growls and gets his anger back* I'm going to kill those mother fu--

~Leeeet's skip that line and go onto the rage~

Creation: *one particular level that his enemies are slightly stronger than him* OH COME ON!! *growls angrily and dies again* *drops the switch controllers and covers his face and screams into it, which still shakes the room*

Hazel: *has gotten herself some hearing protection muffs at this point* Remember, you can't quit!

Creation: *flips off the TV with one hand while the other two pick up the switch and the hook makes the 'slit the throat' sign* I am going to hate this.

~FOIIIIRRRRREE(fire)~

Creation: *shoots a lamp down and gets blown up and roars so loud the entire room vibrates* ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

Hazel: *covers her earmuffs as well, thankful that these are enchanted to not make any sound come in, unless it is talking or Creation's roars, then yeah*

~And the moment of truth--~

Creation: *throws the controls across the room and is steaming in anger*

Hazel: *pulls out the bracelet and taps the air and water runes at the same time*

Creation: *is now frozen mid-roar, and everything else is pretty chill*

Hazel: *leaves the room to go outside and take off her headphones* *sighs* He only lasted about twenty trials...

~~~Time skip to almost two days later~~~

Jacklynn: *walks into the room with Hamiki* I guess he should be pretty chill about now.

Hamiki: *nods and holds Creation's arm, then melts the ice with their fire powers*

Creation: *the ice melts and he moves his jaw and tests his joints, then glares at us* You have frozen me again, huh?

Jacklynn: *shrugs and chuckles* You got another game to play.

Creation: What. Joy. *shoves Hamiki out of the way and limps out of the room, grumbling*

Hamiki: *huffs* What crawled up his skeleton suit and died?

Jacklynn: Salt.

~Time skip~

Jacklynn: Hey Creation, you aren't alone in this. Meet Simon.

Simon: *has that 'i hate everything' look on his face* Look who crawled out of hell and f***ing lived.

Creation: *growled* Look who showed their skinny a** up.

They both glare at each other for a good minute, then shook hands and sit down on the chairs provided.

Creation: What the absolute hell we are doing here?

Jacklynn: Well, you guys are going to play geometry dash. *explains the controls while motioning to the game on the computer* But, this is also a challenge. More specifically, the BeanBoozle challenge!

Creation: We are going to get drunk?

Jacklynn: *blinks and sighs* NO. You two take turns playing a level. If you complete it within three tries, you go to the next level, switching off. If one of you dies because you exceeded your tries, you two get a bean out of this bag. *points to the small sack filled with beanboozle beans* There is a packet next to it, explaining the two flavors you can get if you get a color. Such as...

Simon: *picks up the packet* Chocolate fudge and dog treat?

Jacklynn: Egg-sactly!

Creation: Get out of here.

Jacklynn: Will do! *leaves quickly*

The two trialed through the first three levels easily. Simon died in the fourth, though.

Creation: *grumbles and takes a bean out of the bag* *it is light grey*

Simon: *also gets light grey and checks the flavors* It is...coconut, or baby wipes. *sighs* Cheers.

They tap their beans together and eat it. Then Creation made a disgusted face.

Simon: Baby wipes? I got coconuts.

Creation: F***in' coconuts are disgusting. *coughs and and growls* Disgusting...

Simon: *shrugs and chews on his as he completes the level* Alright, next turn.

Creation: *dies almost immediately in Time Machine* ..... *tries again twice and dies both times* *growls and takes a green bean*

Simon: *takes a blue one* Yours, Creation, will either be sweet pear, or a booger. *blinks* Oh boy.

Creation: Yours?

Simon: Berry blue or toothpaste.

Creation: *growls* Cheers.

They tap their beans together and eat them, and both double over.

Simon: Oh god that toothpaste was horrible.

Creation: *wants to bite off his own tongue*

After another death, they both pull out a black one.

Simon: Licorice or Skunk Spray.

Creation: Mother f***ing cheers b****.

Simon: F*** you as well.

They tap their beans together, both eat them, and both are perfectly fine.

Creation: Skunk surprisingly tastes alright.

Simon: *nods in agreement and starts the level again, then dies and sighs* This will take a while.

~smol bean time skip (pun intended)~

Both of them come out of the room, laughing.

Creation: And then they thought I was dead, but no, I booked it straight to the pizzeria. Ha! I got to topple a couple of cars and no one was able to stop me.

Simon: *laughs* That's great, because all I did whenever I got punched in a bad spot was fall apart. I admire you for actually managing to run away burned from hell and back.

Jacklynn: *watching them* This might turn out bad. *turns to the camera* Anyway guys, hope you enjoyed this! Leave more dares in the comment section, vote if you liked the chapter, tell me about your beanboozle experience if you had one. Maybe Simon and Creation become friends? Well, they technically are already friends....either way, hope you enjoyed!

??????????: *something shoots the camera* GAD PH***ING DAMMIT!!!!!

Jacklynn: Who in Hades' zombies are you?

??????????: *off camera* Oh, I'm--

Camera: *DED*

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