A/N: Introduction (RingLeader speaking) was provided by Tessera, copy and pasted from our chat. The reactions from each individual (and Insanity's introduction) was made by me.

Jacklynn: *turns on the camera* Well, after buying a year's supply of batteries, I managed to actually replace them for the camera...

Nightmare: *growls* I'm starting to think that this was a bad idea...

Jacklynn: *looks at him* I didn't know he could eat batteries! Or dog treats...or anything that is metal or plastic.

RingMaster: *walks by, muttering* You'd be surprised at what I programmed them to do.

Jacklynn: *sighs* Anyway, we have no specific dares, but I sort of wanted to update you guys on our...er...new people.

Nightmare: AHEM.

Jacklynn: ...and old. And salty.

~rewind to a few days ago~

Insanity: *watching the camera* So...what's this supposed to be?

Sanity: *hugs him and tries to explain it while turning neon purple with yellow stripes* It's a TV show! AND WE ARE ALL THE STARS!

Jacklynn: Basically, people from all over the world will ask us a question, or dare us, and we will oblige to that activity.

Sanity: *turns yellow stripes into orange* Ohh! Okay!

Insanity: ...you are starting to act a lot less like me.

RingLeader: *looks at the both of them* Now, don't annoy or hurt each other, or I won't get you ice cream!

Insanity: *genuinely apologizes*

Sanity: *lets go* Sorry...here, I'm going to go make some brownies, then we can all nap together! *hums*

Insanity: *completely ignores him* Can he not teleport?

RingMaster: *sighs* He has to learn it, like you did.

SilverMaster: *looking at their clipboard, then at Insanity* I can't find your blueprints...

Insanity: *glares at them, their ears turning red* I don't think I should show you.

Jacklynn: *intervenes* Anyway, before anything happens, can I get a full introduction for our viewers?

RingLeader: Sure! *he holds Jacklynn's hand (by the way, he is 5'6" so not that much taller than Jack) and begins to shake it* Hello there! My name is RingLeader and they're my friends! *shaking hands a bit too excitedly* This is Scarlet! She's really nice! She hunts for treasure, tells kids stories and even fights with wooden play swords!"

Scarlet: *the red and white fox slightly waves at the camera and Jack*

RingLeader: This is Neo! He has his very own arcade that would have the lights turned off sometimes because everything glowed so much! He's really nice too! He plays some console games with kids and always plays fair!

Neo: *looking a bit bored, but he smiles and waves as well*

RingLeader: This is Silver! He has his very own lab and exhibits that entertain kids and teach them stuff at the same time! Isn't that so cool? He's also really nice and likes to keep everyone safe! He likes to cover sharp things in bubble wrap!

Silver: *curtsies, but slightly glares at RingMaster, who grumbled 'OCD, more like oh-see-my-a**hat science degree'*

Sanity: *looks at RingMaster with his ears going a dark blue*

RingMaster: *stays silent afterwards*

Sanity: *looks to RingLeader* Go on, I won't let them interrupt you. *smiles kindly*

RingLeader: *nods and continues* This is RingMaster! I'm supposed to be replacing him but he doesn't mind at all! He really likes sugary stuff and coffie (intentional typo) a lot!

RingMaster: *grumbles slightly* I hate everything. And you.

Sanity: *glares at him, his ears going a dark purple* Please don't use that language. Continue, RingLeader...

RingLeader: *still enthusiastic* This is SilverMaster! He's always working on something, but that's okay! Sometimes he gets really energetic (aka the ball-pit scene) or he can be grumpy (aka testing Tess' Bio class) but he's really nice a lot!

SilverMaster: Beg to differ, but... *curtsies as well, slightly glaring at the camera as if he can dissect it later*

RingLeader: *points behind him* This is Blacky Bear! (Destruction) I came up with the name myself! He's really nice when he's asleep or when he has his happy drinks! He's really loud sometimes, but it's ok!"

Jacklynn: *looks at Destruction*

Destruction: *currently lying on the floor and snoring, he is bigger than Creation, and by bigger, I mean he is 8 feet taller, and a lot more bulkier*

RingLeader: *points and points* This is Patches, Stitches, and Sammy! *holds up a picture of Sammy* (Sammy is floaty Skeleton bro) Since Sammy needs special things to work, he had to stay home, but still they're all really nice and love kids!

Patches: *derp*

Stitches: *holding his head in his hand, while the other hand is brushing it, and he waves with a comb politely*

RingLeader: *motions to Sanity* This is Sanity! He's really nice! He's my bestest friend! He smells really sweet all the time and he can make brownies and cookies! He loves sparkly things, like glitter and confetti! I really like them too!

Sanity: *his face turns pink and he sheepishly looks away* Aw, thank you.

RingLeader: *looks over to Insanity* This is Insanity! Now usually he can be mean, and is very confused a lot, but he likes ice cream! And dog treats for some reason. But he can be nice!

Insanity: *his face turns red, but slight pink is showing* *growls* Oh how wonderful.

Jacklynn: *looks at hand* How do you still shake it?

RingLeader: *lets go and happily smiles* I have no idea! *has an idea* Oh, I can introduce me and my friends to the others!

Jacklynn: Oh, are you going to tell them the same thing?

Everyone but Sanity, Destruction, Insanity, and RingLeader: He always introduces us the same way.

Jacklynn: *looks at time* That took Five minutes in itself.

RingMaster: And it would be shorter if he just left out-

Sanity: *turns to RingMaster and politely says* Now, don't interrupt next time, and it would go faster. You wouldn't like it if you were interrupted, lost your place, and would have to repeat again, would you?

RingMaster: *stares at him and waves hand dismissivly* Yeah yeah, go make some of your brownies...

Sanity: *perks up* Oh, brownies, right...where is my ingredient list?

SilverMaster: *bored, he points to Destruction with a pen, then writes down something on his clipboard*

Sanity: *ears are down* Oh...well then, I'll go off by memory.

Jacklynn: *sigh* This will take a while.

~fast forward back to several introductions and Sanity asking for patience later~

Insanity: *holding a slightly worn down ice cream tub*

Nightmare: *glares at him* What's tha-

Sanity: *walks past* Wouldn't ask that if I were you.

Nightmare: *jumps* Where did you come from!?

Sanity: *stops walking, then cloaks perfectly with his environment*

Insanity: *does the same* If you have forgotten.

Sanity: *turns back to rainbow colors and grins* Anyway, that's Insanity's secret stash!

Nightmare: *looks at it* Of...ice cream?

Insanity: If that's what you believe...then yes. *teleports away*

Sanity: *sighs* You know...back then, he was not as mean. Just more scared and confused. Now...he's learned, and he's different.

Nightmare: *growls* Isn't that a good thing?

Sanity: Well... *sighs* Look, I know Insanity better than most. I am him, technically, but swapped in personality.

Sanity: *points to himself, and changes his colors so he looks exactly like Insanity* I can still be overstimulated. I make a routine for myself so I don't snap, as he would, under pressure. I am more emotional, but I carry the similar scarred memories he has.

Nightmare: *crosses his arms* Yeah, ri-

Sanity: *looks to Nightmare, changing into his colors* Nightmare, you animatronic ID is NI-01-AN. Your are capable of taking intense heat up to 700 degrees Celsius. You are programmed to be efficient in destroying objects and forging them together in the same heat you carry. You were brought to the park, originally, as a Horror Attraction. Later, you were haunting the Crying Child's mind as you had been programmed to do, but once he died, you moved onto several hosts until Jacklynn, then-

Nightmare: *covers his mouth* Stop it!

Sanity: *backs away, turning into Fred's colors instead* Nightmare Fredbear, his animatronic ID is NI-02-BM. He is capable of taking intense heat up to 400 degrees Celsius. He is programmed to be less fearful and more capable of emotions, yet be able to take orders better than the original. He was brought to the park originally as a Horror Attraction. Later, he haunted the Crying Child's mind along with you, reluctantly at least-

Nightmare: How do you even know this stuff!?

Sanity: *stops and turns into Insanity's colors once more* Project Insanity, his animatronic ID was destroyed as well as the blueprints. He was supposed to be a stealthy robot, able to cloak with his environment and change sizes when needed to. He was supposed to be calm like the former, but as aggressive as the original. And me... *turns back to his regular colors and shrugs*

Nightmare: *growls* I won't ask again, how do you know this stuff?

Sanity: We both looked at your blueprints. *sighs* But because he has been abandoned for years, he believes that your personality is based off of that. Which is not true. *looks to Nightmare* You care about your friends, and Fredbear can ignore orders.

Nightmare: So?

Sanity: *shrugs once more, slowly cloaking with his environment once again* Maybe Project Insanity can change like you did.

Nightmare: *blinks, and growls* You guys don't make any sense. *goes away*

~Fast Forward to present camera recording~

Jacklynn: *smiles* So, now that that is out of the way...we also had to restock on some Joe.

Nightmare: Joe?

Jacklynn: *looks at him* You know, cup of Joe? Coffee?

Nightmare: *growls* Okay, that's stupid.

Jacklynn: *rolls her eyes, but looks at the camera* Alright, a bit more story for you. Anyway, leave comments down below! Seriously! We haven't had a dare in a while now!

Ollie: *waves her hand and smiles* Yeah, so go ahead! Ask or dare any of us!

Nightmare: Not me. *teleports away*

Jacklynn: *whispers* Especially him. So yeah, can't wait to see what you guys have planned for us! Live you- *ducks as a shuriuken flies past her head and lands on the camera* HEY!!

Twisted Trixie: *looks at them and smiles* You forgot about me!

Jacklynn: *nervous chuckling* Oh, my bad...

T.Trixie: *takes another one and hits it on the camera* Bulls eye!

Ollie: *insert Baymax* Oh no.

Camera: *DEMOLISHED*