Tin Can of MYSTERY
Me: SOOOUUUPPP!?
Hiro: soup?
Me: it's my weird way of saying sup?
Wasabi: sup?
(•—•): slang for "what's up?"
Tadashi: thanks buddy
Honey Lemon: so how are you Talle?
Me: I'm okay...
Hiro: oh no what happened this time?
Me: oh nothing! I'm just saying okay because that's how I am?
Fred: why only okay and not terrific?!
GoGo: he does have a point
Me: um horror movies?
Wasabi: aren't you to young for those?
Me:... Hiro watched the conjuring! *points at him*
Tadashi: since when?!
Hiro: *laughs nervously* a while ago... But it's not like I was scared!
Tadashi: but that's rated for people 15 and over!!!
Hiro: and Incase you didn't realise- I'm... Well I'm MEANT to be 14 in the Big Hero 6 movie but that was practically two years ago in November... So you could say oh wait- IM 15!!!!
Me: I didn't think you guys age...
Honey Lemon: well technically we do
Fred: this hurts my brain...
Me: same- oh wait! I think you all have individual birthdays!
(•—•): what makes up I say that?
Me: well, when scrolling through Instagram- Clara (magic_mockingjay ) posted a pic saying it was Tadashi's birthday today!
GoGo: the 18th?
Me: well she lives on the other side of the planet so the 17th.
Tadashi: right...
Me: it's all very complicated
Honey Lemon: I agree
Wasabi: so um happy birthday Tadashi!?
(•—•): this isn't the official birthday that we can say was from Disney but it's somewhere along the lines...
Wasabi: right so should we continue with the current topic?
Me: huh? Oh right! I saw paranormal activity AND The Chosen!
Tadashi: okay you aren't old enough to watch those!
Me: I'm 15!!!
(•—•): incorrect! You are 13, you will be 15 on the 17th of March 2017
Honey Lemon: oh your birthday is on st Patrick's day?!
Me: yeah...
Wasabi: still, you are to young to watch horror movies
Fred: I LOVED THE CHOSEN!! It was so cool and it wasn't even scary!
Me: I know right?! And at the end it was so cute!... That movie is more emotional than horror ...
GoGo: I agree, I wanted more death! But no! People were sad and everything... Paranormal activity wasn't really good at all.
Me: I found it lame
Hiro: same! Like who cares?! The Chosen was good- one of my first horror movies actually
Tadashi: wait! So how many have you seen exactly?!
Hiro: um... 17?
Honey Lemon: wow that's a lot
(•—•): to much isn't good for you
Me: I haven't seen many... I've seen paranormal activity, the chosen, Carrie, insidious, let me in, housebound and Halloween. I wanna see Annabel!
Fred: same!!
Hiro: we should all watch it together!
Tadashi: wait Talle- have you seen chucky?
Me: *shudders* no... He looks creepy but I want to- after Annabel... It's just a weird thought but I ship them now!!!
wasabi: *facepalms*
GoGo: chucky wasn't even scary! Oh but Annabel actually got me...
Me: they sound so interesting!
Wasabi: okay no more! I'm getting freaked out from just hearing it
Tadashi: right
(•—•): Wasabi's heart rate has increased dramatically.
Fred: so Talliepoo... What's in the agenda for today?
Me: well we have tres dares from someone to complete!
Hiro: tres?
Me: I think that's three? Well that's what I meant anyways!
GoGo: right so who are they all from?
Honey Lemon: SakuraTheNeko and docderp !
Tadashi: wait two?
Honey Lemon: yeah- they both dared the same thing for one of them.
(•—•): however we will complete the rest of docderp 's dares in another chapter- most likely the next
Wasabi: well that's good to know...
Me: great! So how about we do the shared dare first?
GoGo: that's a good idea
Fred: what kind of dare is it?
Me: *smirks* take a guess...
Hiro: dancing?
Me: *clicks fingers and points to him* yup!
Everyone: *groans*
Me: woah! Why are you groaning?!
Honey Lemon: to much dancing!!!
Me: okay what if I say we have one whole chapter withought dancing if we do this?
wasabi: you trying to bribe us?! None of us would -
Fred: okay!!!
Wasabi:- agree...
Hiro: alright well what's the song anyways?
Tadashi: *reads the dare* it's called young blood by Bea Miller.
Me: sounds interesting... Honestly most of the songs I don't know... I have to listen to them for a while
Honey Lemon: I didn't know that!
Me: the more you know- anyways! Hit it baymax
Baymax: *plays song*
We were making history
Breaking rules and breaking free
Questioning the writing on the wall
Coming from the underground
Laughing as we're falling down
Soaking in the glory of it all
But in dark times when we close our eyes
It's a nightmare, it's a nightmare
When the sun don't shine we lose our minds
But I swear, we can get there
(•—•): *does the baymax dance*
Honey Lemon: *does the Fred dance*
Fred: *waves arms around like crazy*
Wasabi: *does some weird ancient ball room dance*
GoGo: *hip hop style*
Tadashi: *doing the robot*
Hiro: *singing along*
Me: you know this song?!
Hiro: *nods*
We've got young blood
Can't destroy us
We make our own luck in this world
We've got young blood
No one chose us
We make our own love in this world
Someday we could run away
See it all before the pictures fade
And bottle up the feeling in a jar
Pass around to all our friends
We can breathe it in and out again
Huddled in the backseat of the car
(•—•): *continues to accomplish the baymax dance*
Honey Lemon: *gives up Fred dance and dances with Tadashi*
Tadashi: *spins Honey Lemon*
Fred: *does the Fred dance*
Wasabi: *stops his weird dance and nudges me and hiro*
Hiro and I: *roll eyes and sing together*
GoGo: *pops her bubblegum*
But in dark times when we close our eyes
It's a nightmare, it's a nightmare
When the sun don't shine we lose our minds
But I swear, we can get there
We've got young blood
Can't destroy us
We make our own luck in this world
We've got young blood
No one chose us
We make our own love in this world
(•—•): *attempting the Fred dance for once*
Fred: *joining baymax and cheering along*
Tadashi and Honey Lemon: *still dancing together*
Wasabi: *gives up and does the baymax dance*
Me: *does crazy dancing like there is no tomorrow*
Hiro: *sings his heart out*
And the voices will get loud
If you never learn to shut them out
If you're lost you can be found
If you follow me until you hear the sound
Put 'em up, put 'em up now
If you know we're never backing down
We're never backing down, no
We've got young blood
Can't destroy us
We make our own luck in this world
We've got young blood
No one chose us
We make our own love in this world
We've got young blood
Can't destroy us
We make our own luck in this world
We've got young blood
No one chose us
We make our own love in this world
Yeah, cause we've got young blood
*song ends*
Everyone: *collapses*
Me: whew! I'm beat!
Tadashi: same here! You guys sure dare a lot of dancing!
Wasabi: I have a quick question that I hope the readers can answer.
Me: knock yourself out!
(•—•): I don't suggest doing that.
Hiro: it's just an expression buddy
(•—•): I see.
Wasabi: anyways- why do the readers like to dare us to dance so much? Just curious?
Honey Lemon: because we are professionals!
GoGo: *rolls eyes* sure we are
Fred: I'm beat! Nap time!
Honey Lemon: hold up! We still have two more dares!
Fred: *dramatically collapses to his knees* when will this nightmare end?!
Me: ugh never?
Fred: WWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYY?????!!!!!
Wasabi: right...
(•—•): the last two dares are also from SakuraTheNeko
Me: hang on- I want to go back to my computer to check something on wattpad... *leaves room*
Tadashi: I wonder what that's all about?
Hiro: it's probably nothing...
(•—•): Talle's heart levels have been low recently- diagnosis- confused
Wasabi: what are you going on about?
(•—•): I fear she is in a state of-
Me: *screams loudly*
Everyone: TALLE!!! *rushes to me*
Hiro: oh my gosh!
Me: *lies on the floor with knife in my chest*
Hiro: *bends down* BAYMAX! Help her!
(•—•): scanning now
Honey Lemon: what happened?!
Wasabi: I can't watch!
(•—•): diagnosis complete- diagnosis: dare.
Hiro: dare... How do we cure that?! Wait- DARE?!
Me: *laughs and sits up* you guys totally bought that.
Wasabi: AGH ZOMBIE!
GoGo: this was one of SakuraTheNeko 's dares huh?
Me: *nods* yup!
Fred: so you didn't really need to check your computer?
Me: oh I actually did- I read docderp 's dares and figured we should do her's to- she only had one extra anyways.
Hiro: don't scare me like that!
Tadashi: still- good prank.
GoGo: nice make up and stuff
Me: thanks... To the next two dares?!
Everyone: YEAH!
*le time skip*
Me: okay so before we do SakuraTheNeko 's dare, let's finish docderp 's!
Honey Lemon: and her dare is to...?
Hiro: *reads wattpad* huh? Why won't you let me see?
Me: because it's FOR you silly.
Hiro: oh right...
Me: follow me guys...
Everyone: *follows me to a room*
Wasabi: it's so dark!
Honey Lemon: I think that's the point...
Me: sit here Hiro...
Hiro: okay... *sits*
GoGo: *duct tapes him to chair*
Hiro: HEY!
Tadashi: *flicks switch*
*room lights up to show gummy bears everywhere*
Hiro: oh my gummy bears
Fred: this must be torturous
Hiro: *squirms* LET ME FREE!!!
Me: sorry- not for a whole hour!
Hiro: NOOOO!!! My precious!!
GoGo: this will be an entertaining hour!
Tadashi: or a sad one- very sad... I mean for Hiro!
Me: *eats a gummy bear*
Hiro: *whimpers*
Fred: *eats one*
Hiro: DON'T EAT THEM FRED
Tadashi: you didn't care when Talle ate them
Hiro: I WANT THEM!!!
(•—•): I suggest a magical time skip as this could bore some readers
Me: I don't know...
Hiro: GUMMY BEARS!!!
GoGo: make him shut up!
Me: yeah okay... *clicks fingers*
*time skip*
Hiro: *eats the last gummy bear* that was awesome!
Tadashi: glad you think so
Hiro: so what's the last dare again?
Me: well SakuraTheNeko will join us and explain alright?
SakuraTheNeko : hi!
Gang: hi SakuraTheNeko !
SakuraTheNeko : so... About my final dare... We all get to do the tin can challenge!
Honey Lemon: I've never heard of it! What do we have to do?
SakuraTheNeko : well it's easy! I have a bunch of numbers in this jar *summons jar* they are labeled 1 to 8. We all choose one number and what ever that number is, we have to get a non labeled tin can with the same number.
Fred: let me guess- we have to eat the stuff inside?
SakuraTheNeko : yup!
GoGo: sounds interesting, where are these cans?
Me: I can summon some! *summons cans*
hiro: what's in it?
Me: no idea. Ready to play?
Everyone: yeah!
SakuraTheNeko : unfortunately baymax can't play because he can't eat
(•—•): that's okay, I'll watch!
Tadashi: okay so we just take a number?
SakuraTheNeko : *nods*
Everyone: *choses number*
*le list of numbers*
Me- 6
Hiro- 4
SakuraTheNeko - 1
Tadashi- 8
GoGo- 5
Honey Lemon-2
Fred- 7
Wasabi- 3
SakuraTheNeko : alright let's go! Number one, take your can of mystery food! Oh wait- that's me! *takes spoon full of powder*
Wasabi: what is it?
SakuraTheNeko : *eats it* COA COA POWDER!! Yay! Okay 2nd person!
Honey Lemon: *takes spoon full* it's all white! *eats it* YUCK! FLOUR! *spits it out*
Wasabi: now I'm scared... *takes spoonful and eats* oh gosh! CINNAMON! *coughs and gags*
Hiro: do I have to have my go?
Tadashi: they did so yes!
Hiro: *groans and takes spoon full* Oh gosh here I go! *eats it* yeah it's tuna...
Wasabi: can you even get cinnamon, flour and Coa coa powder in tin cans?
GoGo: I'm sure you can't but this is story magic you know. *opens her can*
Fred: oh! Lucky!!! It's caviar!
GoGo: meh! *eats it*
Me: well I guess it's my turn... *opens can* oh no... Chilly powder
Hiro: oh that would be nice in aunt Cass's hot wings!
Me: yeah I don't mind chilly... *eats whole tin*
Honey Lemon: damn! You didn't feel the burn?
Me: I love chilly!
Fred: woah... That's pretty cool dude! My turn! *opens and eats tin*
Wasabi: what was it?
(•—•): vegetables
Fed: yeah... It was okay... I mean vegetables aren't my thing...
Tadashi: okay! And finally me! *opens can* what is this?
Me: no clue! Eat it!
Tadashi: *eats a bit* ugh it's onion juice...
Fred: onions have juice?
Tadashi: well it's the essence anyways...
Me: wow... That's sad...
(•—•): he will be alright.
SakuraTheNeko : thanks baymax
GoGo: well is that all the dares for this chapter?
Me: *nodds*
Hiro: alright! I guess we will see you in the next one then,
Everyone: BAI!!!
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