Me: YO! I'm here to tell you awl thawt I has been tagged! Wekewekewaa.

Lola: You were wright on the 'waa' part, couse I don't know waa you saying crazy lady

Jace: it's almost 1 am what are you doing up?

Trish: *walks in* Jace, Tera wants you.

Jace: got to go *races out of room

Trish: hehe...sucker!

Alan: hey everyone

Me: Yo, I don't got honey but am seeing a lot of my sugar *winks at floor*

Alan: is she ok?

Lola:  we don't know.

Dirk: *walks in*

Me: *looks at Dirk* well hel-low!

Dirk: umm...hi?

Me: you come here often

Dirk: yeah...I live here...

Kirt: *looks at me and Dirk* welp, you two are in a moment

Dirk: *stares at me confused* no we aren't

Me: don't deny it baby we were meant to be *kisses Dirk passionately*

Dirk: MMMMNNFFF!!!

Jace: Trish! Tera didn't need m-  oh.

Dirk: *passes out*

Tera: what's going on?

Lola: Yup, she got tazed by the po-po again

Trish: Are you ok?

Me: hehehehehe...nope! I need this guys number, he is one heck of a kisser! Oh yeah I got tagged by takeusaway

Trish: OMG OMG!!!

Me: yo, is she drump?

Lola: no...did you just say drump?

Me: yes sir!

Trish: BEING TAGGED IS LIKE...FALLING IN LOVE!

Lola: so it's stupid?

Trish: *stares at Lola* falling in love is amazing btw!

Lola: wow! Your living life on the edge with being tagged someone call the police

Me: *hides behind the couch* DON'T CALM THEM! I CAN'T LET THEM KNOW!!!

Trish: about what? And why can't we 'calm' them?

Me: MY SECRET STASH OF CANDY!!!