Me: listen us my peeps...homies... My period track-

Trish: OK!!! We get it! We yo homies aka *whispers* your a bitch...

Me: I heard that! Uh...magot!

Lola: say what?

Me: we have a new dare ok!

Dirk: *comes in in a bathrobe*

Tera: PU! I love ya as a friend but you stink as crap an a dirty stick!

Dirk: *blows nose* I got kicked off of my apartment!

Tera: Dirk...I hate to say this but...YA LIVE HERE, THEY DIDN'T KICK YOU OUT...YOU KICKED YOURSELF OUT!

Dirk: oh well in that case...I'm happy!

Me: this is like the second chapter all over again!

Camren: ooh! What happened?

Me: Can we just get to the dare?

cheetoboy123: sure!

Me: what the? - how did? - huh?

Cheeto: Dare time *winks at Jace*

Jace: *gulp*

Me: as you may you know, Cheeto is as straight a's a spaghetti stick...that has been boiled and left in hot water.

Cheeto: awww ya!

Me: so his dare is for someone to kiss him on the lips, full make out session!

Trish: *walks up to him* hey, kiss me if I'm wrong...but the monsters under my bed are real right?

Cheeto: no?

Trish: *pecks cheeto's lips*

Cheeto:...

Trish: I just kissed a gay man...I going to blog about this!!

Alan: Get to the dare!

Me: *grins evilly* Jace, mind coming up here?

Jace: YES! I DO MIND!

Me: WELL PUT A SOCK IN IT!

Jace: *slowly walks up to the stage*

Camren: SLOW DOWN!

Jace: I am!

Camren: no, when did we get a stage?

Me: oh, this old thing? I know a guy and he knows a guy that knows a women that knows a construction worker.

Camren: okkkk

Me: Happy you have noticed, I got it in today! This...is...our...dare stage!! *Music plays*

Cheeto: get to the dare!

Me: Jace, get that flat but up here!

Jace: hey!!!!

Lola: *pushes Jace up on the stage* there!

Me: know kiss him!

Jace: I'm no kissing a gu-

Cheeto: *kisses Jace*

Jace: MMMMFFFFFNNFFBSJSHSBD

Tera: hey I just got back from the gy- JACE????

Jace: this isn't what this looks like!

Tera: Really? It looks like you are making out with a hobo!

Cheeto: hey!

Jace: well then, it's exactly what it looks like...

Tera: ???

Cheeto: welp bye.

Me: not so fast stand on the stage Cheeto, everyone else, grab some popcorn and sit in a chair.

Tera: how could you?

Lola: *whispers* make sure to comment down below a ship a dare or an ask! Bye!!

Me: * whispers* sorry I haven't published in a while! Sorry Cheeto you had to wait so long for this chapter! There was a lot on my mind! Bye, and remember, none of your dreams will come true!