ThePearlyComplex

Mettaton: How are you on the dance floor, Darlings!!!

Freddy: falls on face*

Chica: *keeping up barely*

Foxy: *doesnt move*

Bonnie: running around in circlez*

Toys: *obviously better*

Balloon boy: *floats on balloon*

Mike: *ded*

Jeremy: *trips over nothing*

Maddie: *shooting a pea shooter at mettatons disco ball*

Illusion: AHHHHHHHHH I LITERALLY  HAVE TWO LEFT FEET!!! 

Purple guy: *doing everything perfectly not even breaking a sweat*

Mettaton: impressive darling, I'm talking to you purple!

Purple guy: move along BISHES. This is my contest!

Mettaton: LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

Purple guy: *perfect pose*

Mettaton: *perfects pose*

*3 hours later

Purple guy: *eats junkfood*

*the audience is disgusted*
-200
Mettaton: *eats glamburger*

*the audience loves the brand*
+100,000,000

Mettaton: OMG LOOK AT THISE RATINGS!

Purple guy: ... He literally ate a burger made of sequins and glue! That's not even close to human like!

Burger pants in background: (quietly because he's far away) I AGREE!!!

Mettaton: oh yes it is, you just don't know your own culture hmpp! *pouts*

Purple guy: ... 🔪🔪🔪