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[email protected]: Look, I'm planning on hosting a house party but I have no idea where the hell to get the alcohol, any ideas Amy?
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[email protected]: yeah, well fuck the police and fuck society! It's never helped me before.

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[email protected]: Lmao Wes, looks like deleting it didn't get you far!
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[email protected]: fuck you Jamie
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[email protected]: touchy touchy
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[email protected]: I heard that the chief of police, you know, the guy with the super weird moustache - well, I heard that he's cheating on his wife...with his daughters best friend!

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[email protected]: woah wait, I remember when this happened!

[email protected]: that was so weird honestly. At least it didn't happen at our school.

[email protected]: it was the next school over, Natalie.

[email protected]: I totally forgot about this. It was so creepy when it happened. Wasn't the girl called Laura or something? Isn't she still with the chief of police?

[email protected]: they're still together??

[email protected]: Oh yeah. He divorced his wife and everything!

[email protected]: That's so weird, what the hell? If I was Laura I wouldn't even want to step foot in public.

[email protected]: wait...Laura? Was she maybe called Lorna?

[email protected]: That's it!! How did you remember?

[email protected]: Lucky guess.