What is your biggest pet peeve?

Hades:What is a pet peeve?

Hermes : Something that annoys you.

Hades:OH, ZEUS!

Hermes: Um no-

Zeus:HERA ! I mean..Poseidon!

Poseidon : Athena!

Hermes:But I wanna pick Athena!

Poseidon: To bad.

Hermes:Fine, Hades.

Hades:Right cuz I'm so bad.

Demeter: Hades.

Hades: Really?

Aphrodite : Artemis.

Artemis:Aphrodite.

Apollo:Hera.

Dionysus :Ares.

Ares:Demeter.

Demeter:What?Why me?What did I ever so to you?

Ares: YOU MADE ME EAT CEREAL! TWICE !

Demeter : You have to eat cer-

Ares: SAVE IT WOMAN !

Hephaestus: Aphrodite.

Hera: Zeus.

Zeus:YOU CAN'T PICK ME ! DOSE OUR MARRIAGE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? HOW DARE! TAKE IT BACK!

Hera :No.

Zeus:YOU HAVE TO ! I DID ! YOU %¢£%#~}=¥{#!!!!!

Hera:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!

Zeus:*small voice* Nothing dearest...

Athena: Pet peeve like a thing, not a person.

Hades:Oh, oops? Who would you pick Athena?

Athena : No comment.

Everyone: Come on!

Athena: Fine, Poseidon.Are you happy now.

Hermes :Yeah, what about things?

Ares : HIPPIES! THEY SUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.

They're like Peace and love and eat cereal and spry paint and flowers and dancing.

Hermes:We said no people.

Ares: Fine that hippie I hit with my motorcycle he was roadkill.

Aphrodite: Worst date ever!

Artemis: Any. Way. Boy bands.

Apollo:What but its music! I don't understand.

Dionysus: Camp half blood.

Aphrodite: Dust.

Apollo : Slow drivers.

Zeus:Oaths.

Hera:Unfaithful husbands *glares at Zeus who's looking at Aphrodite*

Poseidon: Oaths.

Hades : Oaths.

Demeter:People who kidnap daughters and don't eat cereal!!

Hades and Ares :Let it go. *look at each other*

Apollo:LET IT GO,LET IT GO, CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE LET IT GOOOOOOO.THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!

Hermes : Is that even the right lyrics?

Apollo: I KNOOOOOOOWWWWW !

Athena: Mustaches. I don't know why.

Hephaestus : *small voice* Underwear.

Apollo : *trying to hold on laughter *burst out laughing*falls off throne laughing *

Hermes:*Starts to laugh also **falls off throne laughing *

Hermes and Apollo :*rolling on the floor * *holding their guts still laughing*

Everyone else:* leaves *

Hermes and Apollo :*almost stop laughing *

* holding each others shoulders * *eyes meet *

*start laughing again*