Me: Welcome back everyone! As you can tell by the tittle, Moonwatcher of the NightWings is our guest today.

*the set is now the Hunger Games interview set. You know what I'm talking about right?*

Audience: *claps politely*

Me: So, Moon. Tell us how you've been. And thank you for coming with us willingly.

Moon: *smiles* No problem Sofi. And I've been well actually. Aside from the occasional ship wars, I've been alright.

Me: *laughs* Yeah, I think I talk for several people, when I say I wished two people fought for my heart too. *sighs sadly*

Me: Anyway, ready for the questions?

Moon: Bring it on!

Me: Okay, first ones are about your clawmates. And let me remind you, you have to answer honestly.

Moon: *eyes widen and gulps.*

Me: And we'll know if you tell the truth. *puts a lie detector on Moon's head*

Me: Okay, let's get this party going. First question. What do you think about Kinkajou's craziness?

Moon: *doesn't need to think about it at all* I don't think it's too bad. I mean, it's nice having an optimistic dragon in your group every then and now. Although...she does drive me a bit crazy sometimes. But that's why I like her as a friend. Kink is always there to support you.

*buzzer beeps green*

Me: Well, that was a little deep. Also, the following questions and the one before are from Nightwingmaster  I'll tell you when the next ones are from someone else.

Moon: Okay!

Me: Alright then. How do you feel about Turtle's powers? And now that we're at it, how do you feel about Turtlejou?

Audience: *leans forward in their seats*

Moon: *glances nervously at the audience* Well, I think it's cool that Turtle has animus powers. It was a shock at first, but then I realized that it made sense. The most ignored dragon in a room finally has something to be recognized by. And he's a good dragon, I don't think he will ever turn crazy.

Me: That makes sense, could you answer the second question please?

Audience: *almost falling off the seats*

Moon: Well, I-uh. I think Turtlejou is a perfect ship.

*buzzer beeps red*

Me and Audience: *screaming heads off*

Moon: *cowering from all the negative thoughts from our heads*

Me: *trying to breath* It's okay people! Settle down! I'm sure the machine is probably not working.

Magical Engineer: Nope, the machine is in perfect conditions.

Me: *keeps screaming*

Moon: CALM THE SCARLET DOWN! Could you at least let me explain why?!

Me: Fine! But you better have a good explanation.

Moon: I don't ship Turtlejou because I...

Me: *raises eyebrow* Because you what?

Moon: BecauseIshipKinter!

Me and everyone else: *gasp super loud*

Me: How could you?! *clutches heart*

Moon: Let me explain! You all know I like Qibli right? So I felt bad for Winter. And then I remembered that Kinkajou had a crush on Winter when school started. So I thought that Kink's happy personality would help Winter soften up a little you know? And, he kind of deserves someone like her. Someone who will let him see the light in the world instead of the dark.

Me: *stares open mouthed* It makes sense. But, Turtlejou for life! Let's move on because I have a feeling we could spend all night just debating over this.

Moon: You're totally right.

Me: When am I not right?

Audience: *laughs*

Moon: *about to list at least a million times when I wasn't right*

Me: Just don't. Please don't. Next question. How do you feel about Qibli being the smartest dragon in Pyrrhia?

Moon: *blushes* W-well, I may not have always read his mind, but I know he became smart because he had to. It must have been hard growing up like that, not knowing what love was like. I like that he's smart. It makes me proud knowing that my boyfriend is not only handsome and brave, but also intelligent.

Me: *puts knife away* I'm glad you ship Moonbli.

Moon: What were you going to do if I didn't?

Me: *wide eyes* Nothing! *leans out of the microphone and whispers to gadget. Retreat the lions! I repeat, retreat the lions!*

Moon: *shrugs* Okay, I trust you. Next question.

Me: Right! What do you think of Winter always being mean?

Moon: *thinks deeply for about an hour*

Me: *patiently waiting by drinking iced tea and reading fanfics*

Audience: *snoring and on phones waiting for next chapter of Truth or Dare With the Dragonets*

Moon: Well, I-

Me: Aaahh! You made me spill my tea! Moonwatcher! Next time cough or something!

Moon: So sorry, I didn't mean it.

Me: *smiles like a child* It's okay, no worries. *whispers into gadget* Keep the lions, I repeat. Keep the lions!

Me: Go on!

Moon: As I was saying, I think Winter being mean is an essential part of his personality. But I also know that if he would've had a different family, then he wouldn't be like that. His meanness is like his shell that keeps him safe from the world. He hides himself in it so that he doesn't have to experience the cruelty of other dragons. Winter chooses not to like others because he's afraid they won't like him first. I'm sure he's a very sweet dragon inside, it's just that he has had a rough life. That's why I was saying that Kinka-

Me: Okay, we get it! One, you ship Kinter. Two, you sound like a priest. And three, since when did you turn into Qibli?

Moon: Spending time with him has affected me.

Me: So, you could say that he's always in your mind?

Moon: Yeah, I guess. Can we move on?

Me: Yes, of course. You're going to love this one. Or should I say, we're going to love this one?

Audience: *laughs*

Moon: *laughing awkwardly*

Me: *flips to next card* Okay, here it goes. What is your deepest secret besides your powers? And for this one, we are going to have a three part truth detector. You will say three parts of your secret separately. Got it?

Moon: *sweating* Y-yeah.

Me: Alright, spill it out.

Moon: Can I just skip this question?

Me: Of course!

Moon: *sighs in relief*

Me: NOT!

Moon: *groans and glances guiltily at someone in the audience* Ugh, fine. The first part is that I listen to scavenger pop songs.

*first buzzer goes green*

Me: Go on, go on! I want chisme!

Moon: And, my favorite singer is Shawn Mendes.

*buzzer beeps green*

Me: Yes! I found a twin! *high fives Moon*

Moon: *sweating and looking down*

*ascending climax music is playing in the background*

Moon: *gulps* And I think he's hotter than Qibli.

*buzzer beeping green repeatedly*

Audience: *gasps*

Qibli: *dies*

Moon: *crying*

Me: *laughing/crying*

Shawn Mendes: *looking at her like what the f*ck?!*

Winter: *doing the moon walk*

Audience: *applauds*

*cricket sounds*

Me: Well, that was unexpected. Who cares anyway, we have tons more questions to go!

Moon: Seriously?!

Me: What?

Moon: I literally confessed my most painful secret and you just want to go on?!

Me: *looks around* Um, yes.

Moon: *facetalons*

Me: You want to get out of here or not?!

Moon: Let's just get this over with...

Me: Okie Dokie. Moon, how do you feel about having an evil father? This is from Unknown_entity365

Moon: Well, it's really weird knowing that my father was a villain and that I'm a protagonist. It just doesn't make sense. And the fact that I saw his remains doesn't make it any easier to tolerate.

Me: I feel really bad for you. Anyway, this question is serious, and please fill in our minds. What did you see in Darkstalker?

Moon: He was a dragon who needed help. I never thought his power and ambitions would grow so strong. I just looked and saw a tiny peace of light in him. He never truly was evil, he just didn't know what the difference was between doing the right thing and revenge.

Me: I get you. Okay, last question. What do you think your life would have been like if you had been raised in the island? This one is from seawingsrulue

Moon: I think I'd probably have turned evil. If my father would have known that he had sire an egg...it definitely wouldn't have gone good for me. He probably would have raised me to follow in his steps. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have had my powers, nor would I have gotten the chance to meet Qibli or any of my friends.

Me: You definitely put a lot of thought into that didn't you?

Moon: Yeah, it's just that it makes me feel guilty sometimes. You know? I know it wasn't my fault Mother wanted to keep me safe, but I still get feels about it. *looks at floor sadly*

Me: Okaaaay, you need a therapist. Qibli! Come down here!

Qibli: *rushes from the audience and hugs Moon. They walk away in each other's arms.*

Me: Awww, one day Sofi. One day you'll have someone like that. One day.

Audience: *awwws and clap as Moon and Qibli kiss in the exit*

Me: Okay, we're done here for now folks! Our next guest will be Kinkajou, so comment off and I'll see you on the next episode of...Ask A Dragon!