If you haven't read the previous one, please do, I explain what this is there.

This was what was generated:

Person E: We have a problem.
Person B: Let me guess, you caused it?
Person F: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Person C: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Person A: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Person D: If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

So here we go!

Also, gender neutral reader or OC for this one.

"We have a problem!" I shouted, running to our booth at the bar.

"Let me guess," Echo snarkily said. "You caused it?"

"No," I said and shot him a filthy look. 

"Gimme a sec," Hunter raised his hand and chugged the rest of his drink. "I'm not drunk enough for this yet."

"You ready yet?" I crossed my arms.

"No," Hunter said and got up and left.

"Echo?" I hopefully asked.

"It's another Taungsday. This is tame compared to our usual bantha crap," Echo calmly said.

"Would shooting you fox the problem?" Crosshair asked, fingers going to his blaster.

"No!" I glowered at him.

"Then shut up," Crosshair rolled his eyes.

"If you are referring to the fire," Tech finally looked up at me. "That's our solution to last week's problem."

"It's what?" I demanded, my eyes widening. "And that's not what I was talking about!"

"What is it then?" Crosshair sighed, finally giving in.

"Some guy tried hitting on me and I said no, then he got handsy so I panicked and said you guys had warned everyone in the bar about him!" I whispered, gesturing to a man glaring at us threateningly.

"What does he think we said?" Wrecker worriedly asked.

"I told him you guys told everyone in the bar that he's bad at sex!" I blurted out.

"Why would you say that?" Echo cried out.

"I don't know, I just panicked!" I smiled sheepishly. "And he's declared that he's going to fight you guys tonight!"

"So not only did we supposedly have sex with that ugly man, now we have to fight him?" Tech summarized.

"Yes," I answered.

Tech sighed and put his drink down. "Let's get this over with."